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Tophat665 · 09-08-2008, 06:49 AM

= George Burns lying on the floor with a flashlight.

/ A man should put a woman on a pedestal. Makes it easier to look up her skirt.

uncle phil · 09-10-2008, 02:42 AM

= "gracie, i know you're under there..."

Tophat665 · 09-10-2008, 06:29 AM

= Overheard near the Octagon at last years UFC title meet.

/ Still wouldn't want to make him angry.

jewels · 09-12-2008, 01:29 AM

= Cheney, I'm gonna kick yer ass.

Tophat665 · 09-12-2008, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels

Cheney, I'm gonna kick yer ass.

= a face full of bird shot

Daemon1313 · 09-12-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

a face full of bird shot

= One seriously kinky party.

ottopilot · 09-12-2008, 06:42 PM

= last held at Kurt Cobain's house

Tophat665 · 09-12-2008, 09:54 PM

= Courtney Love's hair while she vomits in the toilet

jewels · 09-13-2008, 01:56 AM

= bleached mass of nasty frizz

uncle phil · 09-13-2008, 02:47 AM

Fly · 09-13-2008, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

= wrong guy to hang around with

Tophat665 · 09-13-2008, 06:39 AM

= the guy your kid sister took to the prom

ottopilot · 09-13-2008, 10:09 AM

= owes me money

uncle phil · 09-13-2008, 11:38 AM

= my brother

Fly · 09-13-2008, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

my brother

=many of my buddies

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-14-2008, 08:51 AM

= the ones my mother warned me about.

Tophat665 · 09-14-2008, 02:50 PM

= women crazier than myself

jewels · 09-15-2008, 02:20 AM

= they're always talking about me

uncle phil · 09-15-2008, 02:35 AM

= the "others..."

Tophat665 · 09-15-2008, 10:22 AM

= Briefly saving Nichole Kidman from her well deserved obscurity.

jewels · 09-15-2008, 10:32 AM

= Tom Cruise, before deciding to swim upstream

Tophat665 · 09-15-2008, 10:48 AM

= Jumping on Oprah's couch yelling, "I'm a horny Salmon, and I need to SPAWN!" over and over again.

jewels · 09-15-2008, 10:52 AM

= Something that Oprah wanted to save, but he wanted to get back to Puget Sound.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-15-2008, 03:27 PM

= the biggest one in the stream.

jewels · 09-16-2008, 02:51 AM

= survival of the fittest

uncle phil · 09-16-2008, 02:58 AM

= the epitome of darwinism

Tophat665 · 09-16-2008, 05:28 AM

= Killing yourself to Live
\m/

ottopilot · 09-16-2008, 09:48 AM

= suicidal optimist

Tophat665 · 09-16-2008, 10:24 AM

= Glass half full of arsenic

jewels · 09-17-2008, 01:44 AM

= an ambrosia for your favorite Ex

uncle phil · 09-17-2008, 03:02 AM

= half full of old lace

ottopilot · 09-17-2008, 07:19 AM

= grannies underpants

jewels · 09-17-2008, 08:09 AM

= hanging on the towel bar

Tophat665 · 09-17-2008, 08:34 AM

= Looks like INXS needs a new singer
/ Aisle seat please.

jewels · 09-18-2008, 01:45 AM

= sad news but his best has been done

ottopilot · 09-18-2008, 09:11 AM

= Charlie Brown

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-18-2008, 10:43 AM

= forsaken innocence.

ring · 09-18-2008, 10:50 AM

= Kindergarten

uncle phil · 09-18-2008, 10:57 AM

= everything i needed to know i learned there...

jewels · 09-18-2008, 11:02 AM

= behind St Ambrose Catholic Church deep in the woods

09-08-2008, 06:49 AM	#4121 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= George Burns lying on the floor with a flashlight. / A man should put a woman on a pedestal. Makes it easier to look up her skirt. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-10-2008, 02:42 AM	#4122 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= "gracie, i know you're under there..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-10-2008, 06:29 AM	#4123 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Overheard near the Octagon at last years UFC title meet. / Still wouldn't want to make him angry. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-12-2008, 01:29 AM	#4124 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= Cheney, I'm gonna kick yer ass. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-12-2008, 06:42 PM	#4127 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	= last held at Kurt Cobain's house __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-12-2008, 09:54 PM	#4128 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Courtney Love's hair while she vomits in the toilet __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-13-2008, 01:56 AM	#4129 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= bleached mass of nasty frizz __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-13-2008, 02:47 AM	#4130 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-13-2008, 06:39 AM	#4132 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= the guy your kid sister took to the prom __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-13-2008, 10:09 AM	#4133 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	= owes me money __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-13-2008, 11:38 AM	#4134 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= my brother __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-14-2008, 08:51 AM	#4136 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= the ones my mother warned me about. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-14-2008, 02:50 PM	#4137 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= women crazier than myself __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-15-2008, 02:20 AM	#4138 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= they're always talking about me __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-15-2008, 02:35 AM	#4139 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= the "others..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-15-2008, 10:22 AM	#4140 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Briefly saving Nichole Kidman from her well deserved obscurity. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-15-2008, 10:32 AM	#4141 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= Tom Cruise, before deciding to swim upstream __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-15-2008, 10:48 AM	#4142 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Jumping on Oprah's couch yelling, "I'm a horny Salmon, and I need to SPAWN!" over and over again. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-15-2008, 10:52 AM	#4143 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= Something that Oprah wanted to save, but he wanted to get back to Puget Sound. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-15-2008, 03:27 PM	#4144 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= the biggest one in the stream. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-16-2008, 02:51 AM	#4145 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= survival of the fittest __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-16-2008, 02:58 AM	#4146 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= the epitome of darwinism __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-16-2008, 05:28 AM	#4147 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Killing yourself to Live \m/ __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-16-2008, 09:48 AM	#4148 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	= suicidal optimist __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-16-2008, 10:24 AM	#4149 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Glass half full of arsenic __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-17-2008, 01:44 AM	#4150 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= an ambrosia for your favorite Ex __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-17-2008, 03:02 AM	#4151 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= half full of old lace __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-17-2008, 07:19 AM	#4152 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	= grannies underpants __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-17-2008, 08:09 AM	#4153 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= hanging on the towel bar __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-17-2008, 08:34 AM	#4154 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	= Looks like INXS needs a new singer / Aisle seat please. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-18-2008, 01:45 AM	#4155 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	= sad news but his best has been done __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-18-2008, 09:11 AM	#4156 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	= Charlie Brown __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-18-2008, 10:43 AM	#4157 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	= forsaken innocence. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-18-2008, 10:50 AM	#4158 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	= Kindergarten

09-18-2008, 10:57 AM	#4159 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	= everything i needed to know i learned there... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.