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bparker805 · 05-07-2004, 03:27 PM

something i wont consume = rotten eggs and curdled milk

ape123123 · 05-07-2004, 08:21 PM

rotten eggs and curdled milk = good breakfast for enemies

cherriesue · 05-07-2004, 09:02 PM

good breakfast for enemies=knuckle sandwich

bparker805 · 05-08-2004, 02:59 AM

knuckle sandwich = its coming your way

iamtheone · 05-08-2004, 07:22 AM

its coming your way = Ozzfest 2004

Astrocloud · 05-10-2004, 04:34 AM

Ozzfest 2004 = A few more kiddies losing their hearing

uncle phil · 05-10-2004, 12:30 PM

A few more kiddies losing their hearing = the clowns in hondas on saturday night at mickey dee's

Fly · 05-10-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
the clowns in hondas on saturday night at mickey dee's

= obnoxious assholes

cherriesue · 05-10-2004, 07:31 PM

obnoxious assholes=courtesy callers

uncle phil · 05-11-2004, 12:59 PM

courtesy callers = jehovahs witnesses

iamtheone · 05-12-2004, 03:35 AM

jehovahs witnesses = I don't respond to their knocks.

cameroncrazy822 · 05-12-2004, 07:13 AM

I don't respond to their knocks= Mean people suck

Charlatan · 05-12-2004, 07:55 AM

Mean people suck = Nature abhors a vacuum

uncle phil · 05-12-2004, 01:21 PM

Nature abhors a vacuum = damn hoover

Fly · 05-12-2004, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
damn hoover

= lottsa water

bparker805 · 05-12-2004, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
lottsa water

= hangover remedy

05-12-2004, 07:08 PM

hangover remedy=don't drink too much

SparklingDot · 05-12-2004, 08:57 PM

don't drink too much = moderation

queedo · 05-12-2004, 08:58 PM

midget's playing basketball = a all white basketball team

bparker805 · 05-12-2004, 09:01 PM

an all white basketball = something you wont see in the NBA

05-12-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

don't drink too much = moderation

moderation=balance

iamtheone · 05-13-2004, 03:01 AM

balance = having a line of coke with your orange juice

Charlatan · 05-13-2004, 04:57 AM

having a line of coke with your orange juice = getting ready to face the day with a smile

05-13-2004, 11:52 AM

getting ready to face the day with a smile= having coffee

iamtheone · 05-13-2004, 11:54 AM

having coffee = something i do at least 5 times a day.

uncle phil · 05-13-2004, 11:58 AM

something I do at least 5 times a day = gargle with battery acid

cherriesue · 05-13-2004, 12:03 PM

gargle with battery acid=sore throat

Charlatan · 05-13-2004, 12:41 PM

sore throat = necrotizing fasciitis

mml · 05-13-2004, 12:47 PM

necrotizing fasciitis = some damn fancy medical term I'm too lazy to look up.

Astrocloud · 05-13-2004, 02:38 PM

some damn fancy medical term I'm too lazy to look up = The technical term for blue balls

cameroncrazy822 · 05-14-2004, 07:28 AM

The technical term for blue-balls = sllab-eulb rof mret lacinhcet ehT

Charlatan · 05-14-2004, 07:58 AM

sllab-eulb rof mret lacinhcet ehT = I need a mirror to read this

uncle phil · 05-14-2004, 01:31 PM

i need a mirror to read this = madam im adam

Laugh! · 05-14-2004, 01:44 PM

madam im adam = Ten animals I slam in a net

rolpatatsea · 05-14-2004, 11:51 PM

Ten animals I slam in a net = A great Block party & BBQ

Fly · 05-16-2004, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rolpatatsea
A great Block party & BBQ

= come on over

05-16-2004, 06:55 PM

come on over=B.C. Here we come!

bparker805 · 05-16-2004, 07:05 PM

BC Here we come= Bob Costas, look out!

Tophat665 · 05-16-2004, 07:38 PM

Bob Costas look out = People have figured out that people getting paid millions to talk about people getting paid millions for doing nothing useful is a damn shame.

uncle phil · 05-17-2004, 12:46 PM

People have figured out that people getting paid millions to talk about people getting paid millions for doing nothing useful is a damn shame = is there another oprah clone?

05-07-2004, 09:02 PM	#763 (permalink)
cherriesue Insane Location: trying to avoid being groped	good breakfast for enemies=knuckle sandwich __________________ we die only once and for such a long time

05-08-2004, 07:22 AM	#765 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	its coming your way = Ozzfest 2004 __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

05-10-2004, 12:30 PM	#767 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	A few more kiddies losing their hearing = the clowns in hondas on saturday night at mickey dee's __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-10-2004, 07:31 PM	#769 (permalink)
cherriesue Insane Location: trying to avoid being groped	obnoxious assholes=courtesy callers __________________ we die only once and for such a long time

05-11-2004, 12:59 PM	#770 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	courtesy callers = jehovahs witnesses __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-07-2004, 03:27 PM	#761 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	something i wont consume = rotten eggs and curdled milk

05-07-2004, 08:21 PM	#762 (permalink)
ape123123 Upright	rotten eggs and curdled milk = good breakfast for enemies

05-08-2004, 02:59 AM	#764 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	knuckle sandwich = its coming your way

05-10-2004, 04:34 AM	#766 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Ozzfest 2004 = A few more kiddies losing their hearing

05-12-2004, 03:35 AM	#771 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	jehovahs witnesses = I don't respond to their knocks. __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

05-12-2004, 07:13 AM	#772 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	I don't respond to their knocks= Mean people suck

05-12-2004, 07:55 AM	#773 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Mean people suck = Nature abhors a vacuum __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-12-2004, 01:21 PM	#774 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Nature abhors a vacuum = damn hoover __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-12-2004, 07:08 PM	#777 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	hangover remedy=don't drink too much

05-12-2004, 08:57 PM	#778 (permalink)
SparklingDot Insane	don't drink too much = moderation __________________ 17 seconds is all you really need - Smashing Pumpkins

05-12-2004, 08:58 PM	#779 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	midget's playing basketball = a all white basketball team __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

05-12-2004, 09:01 PM	#780 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	an all white basketball = something you wont see in the NBA

05-13-2004, 03:01 AM	#782 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	balance = having a line of coke with your orange juice __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

05-13-2004, 04:57 AM	#783 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	having a line of coke with your orange juice = getting ready to face the day with a smile __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-13-2004, 11:52 AM	#784 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	getting ready to face the day with a smile= having coffee

05-13-2004, 11:54 AM	#785 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	having coffee = something i do at least 5 times a day. __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

05-13-2004, 11:58 AM	#786 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	something I do at least 5 times a day = gargle with battery acid __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-13-2004, 12:03 PM	#787 (permalink)
cherriesue Insane Location: trying to avoid being groped	gargle with battery acid=sore throat __________________ we die only once and for such a long time

05-13-2004, 12:41 PM	#788 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	sore throat = necrotizing fasciitis __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-13-2004, 12:47 PM	#789 (permalink)
mml Adrift Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life	necrotizing fasciitis = some damn fancy medical term I'm too lazy to look up. __________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

05-13-2004, 02:38 PM	#790 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	some damn fancy medical term I'm too lazy to look up = The technical term for blue balls

05-14-2004, 07:28 AM	#791 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	The technical term for blue-balls = sllab-eulb rof mret lacinhcet ehT

05-14-2004, 07:58 AM	#792 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	sllab-eulb rof mret lacinhcet ehT = I need a mirror to read this __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-14-2004, 01:31 PM	#793 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i need a mirror to read this = madam im adam __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-14-2004, 01:44 PM	#794 (permalink)
Laugh! Upright Location: Dallas	madam im adam = Ten animals I slam in a net

05-14-2004, 11:51 PM	#795 (permalink)
rolpatatsea Upright Location: Alaska	Ten animals I slam in a net = A great Block party & BBQ

05-16-2004, 06:55 PM	#797 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	come on over=B.C. Here we come!

05-16-2004, 07:05 PM	#798 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	BC Here we come= Bob Costas, look out!

05-16-2004, 07:38 PM	#799 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Bob Costas look out = People have figured out that people getting paid millions to talk about people getting paid millions for doing nothing useful is a damn shame. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-17-2004, 12:46 PM	#800 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	People have figured out that people getting paid millions to talk about people getting paid millions for doing nothing useful is a damn shame = is there another oprah clone? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.