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Old 03-31-2004, 01:06 PM   #561 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2004, 01:25 PM   #562 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2004, 01:36 PM   #563 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2004, 01:56 PM   #564 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-31-2004, 02:04 PM   #565 (permalink)
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<small>le omg. did i type that out loud?</small>
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Old 03-31-2004, 02:53 PM   #566 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2004, 02:22 PM   #567 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 04-02-2004, 12:33 PM   #568 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2004, 12:55 PM   #569 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-02-2004, 01:28 PM   #570 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2004, 01:45 PM   #571 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2004, 06:47 PM   #572 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2004, 09:34 PM   #573 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2004, 01:07 PM   #574 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2004, 01:51 PM   #575 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2004, 02:47 PM   #576 (permalink)
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nonexistant = my chances of getting this public relations strategy/essay in by tuesday.
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Old 04-03-2004, 02:57 PM   #577 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2004, 03:15 PM   #578 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2004, 12:05 PM   #579 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:20 PM   #580 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:15 PM   #581 (permalink)
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one Butt sister too few = bertha, bella, betty, or bathsheba...you decide
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-08-2004, 03:52 AM   #582 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2004, 08:24 AM   #583 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:11 PM   #584 (permalink)
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not as good as the keg of beer I tapped last night = a dead skunk in the middle of the road
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:19 PM   #585 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:23 PM   #586 (permalink)
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An accident waiting to happen = National Chainsaw Expo free beer booth.
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Old 04-08-2004, 03:41 PM   #587 (permalink)
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National Chainsaw Expo free beer booth = Lots of flesh wounds.
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Old 04-08-2004, 04:09 PM   #588 (permalink)
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Lots of flesh wounds - was not found in the movie by monty python
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Old 04-09-2004, 12:50 PM   #589 (permalink)
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(i hope someone who knows the movie well enough sees why this is funyn and laughs their ass off)
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Old 04-09-2004, 02:10 PM   #590 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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llamas = 2 humps and a lot of hair
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:33 PM   #591 (permalink)
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2 humps and a lot of hair = my mother-in-law.
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Old 04-12-2004, 12:12 PM   #592 (permalink)
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my mother-in-law = was a sweetheart (sorry, just can't say anything bad about her, rest her soul...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 04-12-2004, 12:22 PM   #593 (permalink)
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Old 04-12-2004, 12:59 PM   #594 (permalink)
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marilyn monroe = uncle phil's phavorite
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Old 04-13-2004, 12:49 PM   #595 (permalink)
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uncle phil's "favorite" = aunt phil
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-13-2004, 01:39 PM   #596 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2004, 01:49 PM   #597 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2004, 02:17 PM   #598 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2004, 02:22 PM   #599 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2004, 02:44 PM   #600 (permalink)
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something that is planted that brings life to an area = crabgrass
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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