03-31-2004, 01:06 PM | #561 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Bill O'Rights = stuck way down there underneath the constitution
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03-31-2004, 01:36 PM | #563 (permalink) |
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Hancock = one big ass signature
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03-31-2004, 01:56 PM | #564 (permalink) |
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one big ass signature = Hancock's under the Declaration of Independence
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
03-31-2004, 02:04 PM | #565 (permalink) |
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Hancock's under the Decalaration of Independence = one handed satisfaction
<small>le omg. did i type that out loud?</small>
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04-01-2004, 02:22 PM | #567 (permalink) |
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ice cream cone = italian ice gone dairy
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
04-02-2004, 12:55 PM | #569 (permalink) |
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more jobs for the heifers = happy bulls
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
04-02-2004, 01:45 PM | #571 (permalink) |
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Horny Beasts = sailors on leave
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04-03-2004, 01:07 PM | #574 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Paris Hilton = My Dog
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04-03-2004, 02:57 PM | #577 (permalink) |
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my chances of getting this public relations strategy/essay in by tuesday = zip, zilch, nada
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04-05-2004, 12:05 PM | #579 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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3 ugly sisters I knew in High School = three-quarters of the Butt sisters
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
04-06-2004, 01:15 PM | #581 (permalink) |
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one Butt sister too few = bertha, bella, betty, or bathsheba...you decide
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
04-08-2004, 12:11 PM | #584 (permalink) |
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not as good as the keg of beer I tapped last night = a dead skunk in the middle of the road
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
04-08-2004, 12:23 PM | #586 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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An accident waiting to happen = National Chainsaw Expo free beer booth.
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04-08-2004, 03:41 PM | #587 (permalink) |
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National Chainsaw Expo free beer booth = Lots of flesh wounds.
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04-09-2004, 09:33 PM | #591 (permalink) |
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2 humps and a lot of hair = my mother-in-law.
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04-12-2004, 12:12 PM | #592 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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my mother-in-law = was a sweetheart (sorry, just can't say anything bad about her, rest her soul...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
04-12-2004, 12:59 PM | #594 (permalink) |
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marilyn monroe = uncle phil's phavorite
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04-13-2004, 12:49 PM | #595 (permalink) |
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uncle phil's "favorite" = aunt phil
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
04-14-2004, 01:49 PM | #597 (permalink) |
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a super moderator = something I will never be
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04-14-2004, 02:44 PM | #600 (permalink) |
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something that is planted that brings life to an area = crabgrass
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