Q: What do you call two unpeeled oranges, placed carefully on tinfoil?

A: Lover.

(wtf?)

Q: Name a two-syllable English word for "sex partner".

A: It's downhill, all the way.

"hey, Dick, we won in 2004..."


Al, the "gentle Giant..."

Q: Maine coons, draft horses, and Israel Kamakawiwo'ole all share what nickname?

A: The rounder end of a pear.

Q: She reminded me of... what's the phrase I'm looking for?

A: King Kong.

Q: Made, re-made, and made again, the largest ape in movie history was named?

A: Transparent water-color with herbal inserts.

Q: Painting with tea? How?

A: Voodoo.

Q: Widely practiced in more primitive cultures, but more widely recognized as weird, this religion employs dolls to work its magic.

A: She fell on her knees, as if forced to them, and cried out in pain.