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Quadraton 04-21-2003 08:43 AM

Q: Stop me if you think this is crazy, but do you think I could steal that T-bone steak from that pit bull?

A: That's because you weren't doing it fast enough.

jazzmanzem 04-21-2003 09:14 AM

Q: I was drinking all night long, but never got drunk.

A: I know! That's what I said.

qpid 04-21-2003 10:10 AM

Did you really say I could do it without a condom?

A: With milk

Go_AVS 04-21-2003 10:16 AM

What's the best way to rinse after swallowing.


A: Split em.

Quadraton 04-21-2003 10:41 AM

Q: Wow. What are the parents going to do about their conjoined twins?

A: I've been there several times.

Spinach_Indeed 04-21-2003 12:49 PM

Q: Doesn't Aretha Franklin's Vagina seem a bit scary to you?

A: I didn't have a healthy breakfast this morning

asdf1001 04-21-2003 12:55 PM

Q: Why do you look so rough this morning?

A: I didn't know what time it started.

crazycousinjim 04-21-2003 01:00 PM

Q: When did your naughty parts begin to drip ??

A: But I don't wanna.

PorscheBunny 04-21-2003 01:40 PM

Q: Why don't your thru out the door of MegaDodo Publications instead of the window? (Hitchhiker Guide reference)


A: Because vibrators won't do yardwork.

Atropos4 04-21-2003 02:06 PM

Q. Why did you buy a lawnmower?



A. Yes she is!! And you can't stop her!!

Boner 04-21-2003 02:18 PM

Q. Is JadziaDax showing her tits again?



A. A can opener and a can of tuna.

Krycheck 04-21-2003 02:24 PM

Q: When you looked in there, what did you find?

A: When I was 15 I did but not since.

Atropos4 04-21-2003 02:31 PM

Q: Do you have crazy goat sex? :)

A. Don't put it there!

Junchbailey 04-22-2003 05:54 AM

Q: Where should I stick my wang, in your butt?

A: No, but my dog likes it.

Quadraton 04-22-2003 08:31 AM

Q: Do you like it when people scratch you behind the ears?

A: It worked the last time I tried it.

troit 04-22-2003 08:46 AM

Q: Does masterbating with a zip-lock bag and mineral oil feel good?

A: The other white meat

ariekitten 04-22-2003 11:14 AM

Q: What's that coming out of your pants?!




A: Beef. It's what's for dinner.

Spinach_Indeed 04-22-2003 04:44 PM

Q. Why is my mother gnawing on your Penis?



A. It's just a jump to the left

ratbastid 04-22-2003 05:11 PM

Q; What did the fat no-necked inspector say while standing on his desk?

A: Because I said so, that's why.

Quadraton 04-22-2003 06:10 PM

Q: Why are you forcing us to watch "Driving Miss Daisy" for the 34th time in a row?

A: It means the police are on their way.

Cubby 04-23-2003 10:22 AM

Q: What does it mean when the hookers and pimps run out of the crackhouse?

A: Click-Click

mrsandman 04-24-2003 01:05 AM

Q: What's the worst sound you want to hear when you pull
your weapon on a bad guy.



A: You ain't old enough to ask.

Fly 04-24-2003 05:55 AM

Q:what is this little buzzing thing that always beats up my GI Joe action figure.?

A:just because it's stuck in my zipper okay!.

troit 04-24-2003 06:04 AM

What happens everytime she gives me a blowjob (hair gets caught while unzipping)


The Wall Street Journal

Quadraton 04-24-2003 01:48 PM

Q: Dammit! We're out of toilet paper again. Do you have anything I can wipe my ass with?

A: You end up with a very nasty scrape. That's what.

mrsandman 04-24-2003 06:51 PM

Q: When you jump from one roof to another and ALMOST make it,
what happens to your shins?




A: I was waiting for the light to change, and fell asleep.

jets 04-24-2003 07:12 PM

Q: Why were you late for your wedding?

A: She always says that when it's between here legs...

Tophat665 04-24-2003 08:18 PM

Q: Why did Elizabeth say "Has anyone scene the royal scepter lately?"

A: A gherkin, a jerkin, two frogs, and a quart of motor oil.

Fly 04-24-2003 08:21 PM

Q:how much for the doritos?

A:you're not supposed to put peanut butter there.

Spinach_Indeed 04-25-2003 02:02 PM

Q: Why does my Armpit feel so mushy?

A: I think it's because she's from Russia

Pooface 04-25-2003 02:06 PM

Q. Why is your girlfriend eating live shark?

A.Maybe in a bit, Right now im Tying it up!

Sun Tzu 04-26-2003 01:17 PM

Q: Can the Gimp come out and play?

A: only on Thursdays, and even then; 15 minutes max.

mrsandman 04-27-2003 12:10 AM

Q: What day do you peel your scabs off and how long before you decide to never do it again?




A: I took the elevator.

vermin 04-27-2003 08:48 PM

Q: Alright, where's that elevator? C'mon, fess up, who took it?


A: 3, 1 to do the work and 2 to stare stupidly!

phredgreen 04-27-2003 11:07 PM

Q: how many whores did you hire last night?



A: william shatner and patrick stewart, naked and entangled within satin sheets

redravin40 04-28-2003 03:26 AM

What was is the final scene in Star Trek X?


Long, tall Sally went down in the alley.

Peetster 04-28-2003 07:59 AM

How did your date with whats-her-name go?

No, I said "potted" plants!

redravin40 04-28-2003 10:19 AM

So where do you want us to put the 500 pot plants you ordered?


A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.

Force 10 04-28-2003 04:06 PM

Okay, so how to I cook this mess again?



Two score and many moons ago.

Cubby 04-28-2003 04:12 PM

When was the last time you showered?


Red, Green and Blue.


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