Once again we are begging the question.
 

You all know how it works. I loved this thread and I'm bringing it back. I give an answer and the next person gives a question for it and another answer.


A: No but my ass hurts now.

Q: Do you have diarrhea?

A: $3.50

Q:how much for a pint?

A:69

Q: What was the year Led Zeppelin released their 1st album?

A: New York

Q: You seem a little antsy today. Why's that?


A: No, but they let me keep the change.

Q:are you really that cheap?

A:because i fuckin' said so!

Q: Why do I have to walk around with a chicken up my ass?

A: An orgasm.

Q:all in your mouth.

A:she licked my ass.

Q: Why did your donkey have a grin on his face?




A: Perturbed, quite frankly.

Q"so i heard you had a rough day with the ol' ass eh,i bet that made you feel upset?

A:sorry......no freakin' way.not from me .

Q: will you give a mere $1 to help save an orphaned quadriplegiac from Saddam's hit squad?




A: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: I did NOT have my dick in that donkey.

Q:so you and mrsandman weren't at the barn with that randy donkey?

A:i don't know...my ass just hurts.

Q why does your ass hurt

A no but maybe for enough money

Q: Would you put a firecracker down George W's pants?

A: Because I couldn't figure out how to assemble it.

Q: Why is this car in pieces?


A: Yeah, but then you'll have to shower.

Q: Do you mind if I roll around in that dog shit?

A: It took off running under the car.

Q: Did you see where my carton of eggs went?

A: Oh yeah! I put it right next to the bowl of jello.

Q: Where's my dinner centipede?


A: No, that's the other way to do it.

Q: if I stick my finger in your ear, is that considered Aural sex?




A: No, but that is why I AlWAYS lick it before I stick it.

Q: Does your gay lover have AIDS?



A:BINGO!

Q: So you are a gay she-male?



A: Why yes, that is my dinner.

Q: Did you notice the dog looks like he wants someone to lick his ass?

A: I couldn't help it. The sun got in my eyes.

Q: Why were you eyeing that dude at the nudist colony?




A: It was on fire when I got there.

Q: Hey! Want to go down to the nudist colony and check out the guys?

A: I accidentally dialed the wrong number.

Q:why do you keep calling yourself a dink?

A"i'm not allowed,my mom said.

Q: Would you like some candy, little girl?

A: On the beach with a drink in my hand.

Q: Where do you see youself next winter?

A: If you do that, you'll end up being a stunted person.

Q: Why can't I look at porn all day ??

A: Someone ran over my dog,

Q: why are you sad today?

A: Because I'm broke.

Q. Why should I fix you?

A. Because you look terrible

Q: You were pretty sick back there. What the hell did you eat last night?

A: It's what computers were meant for.

what's good with mustard?


armadillos...

Q: How do you test your suspension in Texas?


A: No, no, you BEND her over first.

Q: So before I can wash my dog, I have to feed her, right?

A: I'll think about it, but only if you can guarantee my safety for the duration of the trip.

Q: Wanna spend the night at my place?

A: Sure poppa daddy-o!

Q: Are you SURE you missed your period?





A: I ain't saying nothing about that.

Q: So, tell me. Why are you in a dress, smelling like you just bathed in perfume?

A: It just dawned on me.

Q. You do realize you put your underwear on overtop of your pants, don't you?


A. Well of course I love them all!

Q. Are you aware that you've got a litter of weasels in your pants?

A. Aretha Franklin

Q: What came from Benjamin Franklin's visit to Monticello?


A: Stop you? Hell, I bet a $100 you could!