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Once again we are begging the question.
You all know how it works. I loved this thread and I'm bringing it back. I give an answer and the next person gives a question for it and another answer.
A: No but my ass hurts now. |
Q: Do you have diarrhea?
A: $3.50 |
Q:how much for a pint?
A:69 |
Q: What was the year Led Zeppelin released their 1st album?
A: New York |
Q: You seem a little antsy today. Why's that?
A: No, but they let me keep the change. |
Q:are you really that cheap?
A:because i fuckin' said so! |
Q: Why do I have to walk around with a chicken up my ass?
A: An orgasm. |
Q:all in your mouth.
A:she licked my ass. |
Q: Why did your donkey have a grin on his face?
A: Perturbed, quite frankly. |
Q"so i heard you had a rough day with the ol' ass eh,i bet that made you feel upset?
A:sorry......no freakin' way.not from me . |
Q: will you give a mere $1 to help save an orphaned quadriplegiac from Saddam's hit squad?
A: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: I did NOT have my dick in that donkey. |
Q:so you and mrsandman weren't at the barn with that randy donkey?
A:i don't know...my ass just hurts. |
Q why does your ass hurt
A no but maybe for enough money |
Q: Would you put a firecracker down George W's pants?
A: Because I couldn't figure out how to assemble it. |
Q: Why is this car in pieces?
A: Yeah, but then you'll have to shower. |
Q: Do you mind if I roll around in that dog shit?
A: It took off running under the car. |
Q: Did you see where my carton of eggs went?
A: Oh yeah! I put it right next to the bowl of jello. |
Q: Where's my dinner centipede?
A: No, that's the other way to do it. |
Q: if I stick my finger in your ear, is that considered Aural sex?
A: No, but that is why I AlWAYS lick it before I stick it. |
Q: Does your gay lover have AIDS?
A:BINGO! |
Q: So you are a gay she-male?
A: Why yes, that is my dinner. |
Q: Did you notice the dog looks like he wants someone to lick his ass?
A: I couldn't help it. The sun got in my eyes. |
Q: Why were you eyeing that dude at the nudist colony?
A: It was on fire when I got there. |
Q: Hey! Want to go down to the nudist colony and check out the guys?
A: I accidentally dialed the wrong number. |
Q:why do you keep calling yourself a dink?
A"i'm not allowed,my mom said. |
Q: Would you like some candy, little girl?
A: On the beach with a drink in my hand. |
Q: Where do you see youself next winter?
A: If you do that, you'll end up being a stunted person. |
Q: Why can't I look at porn all day ??
A: Someone ran over my dog, |
Q: why are you sad today?
A: Because I'm broke. |
Q. Why should I fix you?
A. Because you look terrible |
Q: You were pretty sick back there. What the hell did you eat last night?
A: It's what computers were meant for. |
what's good with mustard?
armadillos... |
Q: How do you test your suspension in Texas?
A: No, no, you BEND her over first. |
Q: So before I can wash my dog, I have to feed her, right?
A: I'll think about it, but only if you can guarantee my safety for the duration of the trip. |
Q: Wanna spend the night at my place?
A: Sure poppa daddy-o! |
Q: Are you SURE you missed your period?
A: I ain't saying nothing about that. |
Q: So, tell me. Why are you in a dress, smelling like you just bathed in perfume?
A: It just dawned on me. |
Q. You do realize you put your underwear on overtop of your pants, don't you?
A. Well of course I love them all! |
Q. Are you aware that you've got a litter of weasels in your pants?
A. Aretha Franklin |
Q: What came from Benjamin Franklin's visit to Monticello?
A: Stop you? Hell, I bet a $100 you could! |
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