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Once again we are begging the question.
You all know how it works. I loved this thread and I'm bringing it back. I give an answer and the next person gives a question for it and another answer.
A: No but my ass hurts now. |
Q: Do you have diarrhea?
A: $3.50 |
Q:how much for a pint?
A:69 |
Q: What was the year Led Zeppelin released their 1st album?
A: New York |
Q: You seem a little antsy today. Why's that?
A: No, but they let me keep the change. |
Q:are you really that cheap?
A:because i fuckin' said so! |
Q: Why do I have to walk around with a chicken up my ass?
A: An orgasm. |
Q:all in your mouth.
A:she licked my ass. |
Q: Why did your donkey have a grin on his face?
A: Perturbed, quite frankly. |
Q"so i heard you had a rough day with the ol' ass eh,i bet that made you feel upset?
A:sorry......no freakin' way.not from me . |
Q: will you give a mere $1 to help save an orphaned quadriplegiac from Saddam's hit squad?
A: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: I did NOT have my dick in that donkey. |
Q:so you and mrsandman weren't at the barn with that randy donkey?
A:i don't know...my ass just hurts. |
Q why does your ass hurt
A no but maybe for enough money |
Q: Would you put a firecracker down George W's pants?
A: Because I couldn't figure out how to assemble it. |
Q: Why is this car in pieces?
A: Yeah, but then you'll have to shower. |
Q: Do you mind if I roll around in that dog shit?
A: It took off running under the car. |
Q: Did you see where my carton of eggs went?
A: Oh yeah! I put it right next to the bowl of jello. |
Q: Where's my dinner centipede?
A: No, that's the other way to do it. |
Q: if I stick my finger in your ear, is that considered Aural sex?
A: No, but that is why I AlWAYS lick it before I stick it. |
Q: Does your gay lover have AIDS?
A:BINGO! |
Q: So you are a gay she-male?
A: Why yes, that is my dinner. |
Q: Did you notice the dog looks like he wants someone to lick his ass?
A: I couldn't help it. The sun got in my eyes. |
Q: Why were you eyeing that dude at the nudist colony?
A: It was on fire when I got there. |
Q: Hey! Want to go down to the nudist colony and check out the guys?
A: I accidentally dialed the wrong number. |
Q:why do you keep calling yourself a dink?
A"i'm not allowed,my mom said. |
Q: Would you like some candy, little girl?
A: On the beach with a drink in my hand. |
Q: Where do you see youself next winter?
A: If you do that, you'll end up being a stunted person. |
Q: Why can't I look at porn all day ??
A: Someone ran over my dog, |
Q: why are you sad today?
A: Because I'm broke. |
Q. Why should I fix you?
A. Because you look terrible |
Q: You were pretty sick back there. What the hell did you eat last night?
A: It's what computers were meant for. |
what's good with mustard?
armadillos... |
Q: How do you test your suspension in Texas?
A: No, no, you BEND her over first. |
Q: So before I can wash my dog, I have to feed her, right?
A: I'll think about it, but only if you can guarantee my safety for the duration of the trip. |
Q: Wanna spend the night at my place?
A: Sure poppa daddy-o! |
Q: Are you SURE you missed your period?
A: I ain't saying nothing about that. |
Q: So, tell me. Why are you in a dress, smelling like you just bathed in perfume?
A: It just dawned on me. |
Q. You do realize you put your underwear on overtop of your pants, don't you?
A. Well of course I love them all! |
Q. Are you aware that you've got a litter of weasels in your pants?
A. Aretha Franklin |
Q: What came from Benjamin Franklin's visit to Monticello?
A: Stop you? Hell, I bet a $100 you could! |
Q: Stop me if you think this is crazy, but do you think I could steal that T-bone steak from that pit bull?
A: That's because you weren't doing it fast enough. |
Q: I was drinking all night long, but never got drunk.
A: I know! That's what I said. |
Did you really say I could do it without a condom?
A: With milk |
What's the best way to rinse after swallowing.
A: Split em. |
Q: Wow. What are the parents going to do about their conjoined twins?
A: I've been there several times. |
Q: Doesn't Aretha Franklin's Vagina seem a bit scary to you?
A: I didn't have a healthy breakfast this morning |
Q: Why do you look so rough this morning?
A: I didn't know what time it started. |
Q: When did your naughty parts begin to drip ??
A: But I don't wanna. |
Q: Why don't your thru out the door of MegaDodo Publications instead of the window? (Hitchhiker Guide reference)
A: Because vibrators won't do yardwork. |
Q. Why did you buy a lawnmower?
A. Yes she is!! And you can't stop her!! |
Q. Is JadziaDax showing her tits again?
A. A can opener and a can of tuna. |
Q: When you looked in there, what did you find?
A: When I was 15 I did but not since. |
Q: Do you have crazy goat sex? :)
A. Don't put it there! |
Q: Where should I stick my wang, in your butt?
A: No, but my dog likes it. |
Q: Do you like it when people scratch you behind the ears?
A: It worked the last time I tried it. |
Q: Does masterbating with a zip-lock bag and mineral oil feel good?
A: The other white meat |
Q: What's that coming out of your pants?!
A: Beef. It's what's for dinner. |
Q. Why is my mother gnawing on your Penis?
A. It's just a jump to the left |
Q; What did the fat no-necked inspector say while standing on his desk?
A: Because I said so, that's why. |
Q: Why are you forcing us to watch "Driving Miss Daisy" for the 34th time in a row?
A: It means the police are on their way. |
Q: What does it mean when the hookers and pimps run out of the crackhouse?
A: Click-Click |
Q: What's the worst sound you want to hear when you pull
your weapon on a bad guy. A: You ain't old enough to ask. |
Q:what is this little buzzing thing that always beats up my GI Joe action figure.?
A:just because it's stuck in my zipper okay!. |
What happens everytime she gives me a blowjob (hair gets caught while unzipping)
The Wall Street Journal |
Q: Dammit! We're out of toilet paper again. Do you have anything I can wipe my ass with?
A: You end up with a very nasty scrape. That's what. |
Q: When you jump from one roof to another and ALMOST make it,
what happens to your shins? A: I was waiting for the light to change, and fell asleep. |
Q: Why were you late for your wedding?
A: She always says that when it's between here legs... |
Q: Why did Elizabeth say "Has anyone scene the royal scepter lately?"
A: A gherkin, a jerkin, two frogs, and a quart of motor oil. |
Q:how much for the doritos?
A:you're not supposed to put peanut butter there. |
Q: Why does my Armpit feel so mushy?
A: I think it's because she's from Russia |
Q. Why is your girlfriend eating live shark?
A.Maybe in a bit, Right now im Tying it up! |
Q: Can the Gimp come out and play?
A: only on Thursdays, and even then; 15 minutes max. |
Q: What day do you peel your scabs off and how long before you decide to never do it again?
A: I took the elevator. |
Q: Alright, where's that elevator? C'mon, fess up, who took it?
A: 3, 1 to do the work and 2 to stare stupidly! |
Q: how many whores did you hire last night?
A: william shatner and patrick stewart, naked and entangled within satin sheets |
What was is the final scene in Star Trek X?
Long, tall Sally went down in the alley. |
How did your date with whats-her-name go?
No, I said "potted" plants! |
So where do you want us to put the 500 pot plants you ordered?
A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. |
Okay, so how to I cook this mess again?
Two score and many moons ago. |
When was the last time you showered?
Red, Green and Blue. |
What are you wearing?
The donkey ate it. |
where's my hat?
a pile of assorted shoelaces. |
Q: This spaghetti is mighty chewy, what does it taste like to you?
A: Laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling. |
How do you like having sex with monkeys?
Postit notes. |
What did you write your term paper on that it was two weeks late?
Minature goats, soft, fluffy sheep and beanie babies. |
Q. What is New Zealand made out of?
A. the panther |
Q: Who did you like better? Inspector Clouseau, or the Pink Panther?
A: The damn thing took a bite out of me. |
Q: How was your krusty burger?
(/simpsons reference) A: I couldnt beleive it was so big!! |
Q:so....what did you think about that?
A:the old ladies up the block. |
Who did you have the orgy with?
four inches longer then average. |
Q: On a Guess, how long is your Wonder Weasel?
A: Diet Coke, Judy Garland and the cast of "Perfect Strangers" |
Q: so, what did you put in your pants today?
A:I dunno, it just felt right. |
Q. Why did you violate that golf club?
A. Up Main Street, then take a left. |
Q: Where can I find your local Democratic Party Headquarters?
A: I just hung in there until it was all over. |
Q: How'd you handle being sucked dry?
A: He had George W. Bush in his pants. |
Q: What gave you the idea that the Speaker of the House was THAT influential?
A: A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do. |
Q: Why did you just crush that beer can on your head?
A: I don't know, but I think it likes you. |
Q: Did the Anaconda just get in my pants?
A: Well If thats the way its gotta be, do it; just run like hell. |
Q: Do you think that I should go and kick the 6'6" guy in the nards for talking to her.
A: that parrot is deceased |
Q: What a smart bird, is he reading that newspaper?
A: I have to do it when I first get up, or I don't do it at all. |
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