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troit · 04-25-2003, 12:54 PM

Hey YzermanS19 -- You guys goin' have both the Phili - Ottawa and the Minnisota - Vancouver games on here tonight? If so me and splck will probably hang here. What's the line and who do you like?

KWSN · 04-25-2003, 01:02 PM

KWSN is back from his little break. He just has a few comments to make.

Keep hustlin', Bones. It makes KWSN a happy man.

Somenosuke, you should be safe around here without a gun, but KWSN still adivses you to carry it around... just judging by recent events, we may have some very unwelcome visitors.

And KWSN has another thing to add... KWSN could use a little backup in the bouncer department. Sure, KWSN can take care of any foo' who fucks shit up, but KWSN isn't always there to do it. KWSN will take care of the hiring himself, if Yzerman doesn't mind. Apply at will.

KWSN · 04-25-2003, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
kw, theres a special surprise for you in room 2 downstairs when yo uare ready.

mandy and sandy are waiting for you.

tip them well. you got em for an hour.

This is the exact sort of thing KWSN needs a backup bouncer for.

Someone get the door for KWSN while he's... attending to business. If anyone fucks up, KWSN'll break your ass in two.

And Bones, KWSN ALWAYS carries a thick wad of money for just that sort of thing. They'll be sure to get QUITE a tip indeed.

Somenosuke · 04-25-2003, 02:08 PM

Gun? Already got that taken care of. In fact, I have two!

Somenosuke stands up in the hot tub and flexes, making goofy faces and winking at everyone like the biggest dork ever

Rrraaarr! If anyone messes with me, I kick their monkey ass!

Somenosuke notices everyone staring at her like she's lost her rabid mind, and she sinks into the hot tub, feeling sheepish..or is that goat's leg?

YzermanS19 · 04-25-2003, 03:14 PM

troit-- the games are on our two huge flatscreens near the bar.

KWSN, bones- you two are characters, I'll watch the door while your "busy" kw, and bones, keep up the good work! Nothing quite like gambling and whores!

Fly · 04-25-2003, 06:07 PM

alright the canucks are gonna kick ass.need a pop down here please,of the wobbly variety too.

how 'bout a jack to go with that if i may?

hey troit....pass down the tray would ya'?........thanks eh.

*pull tab reveals......sweet F A.*

are we gonna smash that goddamn karaoke machine tonight or what?

*fuckin' wannabes*

nice lookin' bocci game you whipped up there wrkime.

richeee · 04-25-2003, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
i heard they suck........'nother wobbly pop please sweetie.

the only way they'll be any decent is cuz the 'ol richmiester is runnin' the sound.

when is the karaoke smashing party gonna happin'?
sign me up for that one

the only way they'll be any decent is cuz the 'ol richmiester is runnin' the sound. Thanks, Fly!!!

Man! Y-Man! We talked to that stupid booking agent, but it seems he forgot---- there is no way a Captain and Tennille "Tribute" Band can make it here! Give him a call and tell him to get his John Tesh loving ass outta here!

Scuse me- gotta go mix "Muskrat Love"
MIRANDA!!!! I need a TRIPLE Jaeger and Guinness! Thanks, love!

YzermanS19 · 04-25-2003, 11:58 PM

fly- Jack coming up

Miranda · 04-26-2003, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee

MIRANDA!!!! I need a TRIPLE Jaeger and Guinness! Thanks, love!

Sorry to keep you waitin hun! Few problem makers out the back...Like to know how they got back there!

Here's your drink sweetheart - give us a yell if you need me!

Can I help anyone?

scapegoat · 04-26-2003, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Somenosuke
and she sinks into the hot tub, feeling sheepish..or is that goat's leg?

That aint my leg your grabbing babe

Miranda! If you please ill take 2 Chocolate milks for me and Someenosuke here

I Feel Like Singning! *looks towards the kareoke box*

Miranda · 04-26-2003, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scapegoat
:Miranda! If you please ill take 2 Chocolate milks for me and Someenosuke here

Your 2 chocolate milks hun

You better behave you too!

Sun Tzu · 04-26-2003, 02:05 AM

Ill take a shot of furanone di hydro. Or tetramethalene glycol. I'll settle for succol-B if thats all you have.

Miranda · 04-26-2003, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sun Tzu
Ill take a shot of furanone di hydro. Or tetramethalene glycol. I'll settle for succol-B if thats all you have.

Sure thing!

Sorry darl we're out of both furanone di hydro AND tetramethalene glycol! Had a troop of bodybuilders in last night, cleaned us out!
I've got some Blue Nitro - does that take your fancy?
Otherwise I'll get you sucol-B

KWSN · 04-26-2003, 07:33 AM

Oh, it went well alright

They gave KWSN two extra hours cause they were enjoying it so very much themselves.

And at the end, when KWSN tried to tip the ladies with a fat wad of cash, they declined and tipped him.

So KWSN has reason to believe that they were quite satisfied.

Thanks for holdin' the fort while KWSN was away, Yzerman.

Any applications to be KWSN's backup bouncer? He needs another, cause right now he's going to take up Bones' offer at the wheel.

SaltPork · 04-26-2003, 07:34 AM

okay people, I have a surprise for you....built a go-cart track, batting cages and a ball pit. Ball pit is in the room that used to house the meth lab, the go-cart track is out back behind the hot tub and the batting cages are out the side door. It's all free, have a good time.

I'm going to check the kegs now and take a nap.

Fly · 04-26-2003, 07:38 AM

holy sheep shit wrkime.you sure are workin' up a sweat for all these fine patrons.

why don't you relax and let me get you a drink.

can we have a couple pops over here please?

SaltPork · 04-26-2003, 07:40 AM

thanks flyman...I could use a cold one.

got any jibbas?

Fly · 04-26-2003, 07:43 AM

well now that you've asked........why yes,yes i do.

don't tell anyone though cuz we don't need the stinkin' fuzz comin' back in this fine establishment we've got here.

SaltPork · 04-26-2003, 07:44 AM

I'm down....let's hit the roulette table.

SaltPork · 04-26-2003, 07:47 AM

$1200 on double 0

scapegoat · 04-26-2003, 08:41 AM

Give me $1000 on even, and $500 on luck old 13!!

Fly · 04-26-2003, 08:47 AM

i'm gonna sit this one out fellas.

i been hittin' the pulltabs hard and i'm winnin' baby.

'nother beer please.

anyone see the game last night?1.4 secs left and the canucks tied 'er up.and..............won in overtime.

woooooooohoooooooooooo.

about that karaoke machine.......i'd rather listen to cats fuck than hear that thing goin' off.

YzermanS19 · 04-26-2003, 09:50 AM

$15000 on 19

Sun Tzu · 04-26-2003, 12:58 PM

I have a little advice for you. . . always bet on black

too much passenger 57

Mad_Gecko · 04-26-2003, 01:04 PM

Hey... Uhh.... Like..... Y'know... I heard there may be strippers in the back room.

Have you heard of that, man.

PS. 500 on black and 2500 on evens.

YzermanS19 · 04-26-2003, 02:45 PM

You guys don't know rulette. Put your life savings on one number, and then hope for the best!

*crosses his fingers*

Drinks around if I win!

Fly · 04-26-2003, 03:37 PM

hey..... you been in my smoke pack?

are you crazy?

life savings are to be spent on hookers and booze man.

spend the cash on the pulltabs...better odds eh.

*pulltab reveals sweet F A*

Damn.*heads out to the parking lot*

anyone in?

YzermanS19 · 04-26-2003, 03:41 PM

I'm in.

Looks like a long night boys, so I've hired strippers. Prepare to be amazed: we got Tawny Roberts, Tammi, Sydney Moon, Aria Giovanni, and for your sluttier needs: Jenna Jameson, Sylvia Saint and Krystal Steal.

Have fun boys

Hopefully you wont get sloppy seconds.

william_wallace · 04-26-2003, 04:39 PM

:: props caber outside door and drifts towards the bar ::

Could I get two pints of Killian's. I'm quite thirsty.

:: notices KWSN's add for a backup bouncer ::

Hmmm...sounds like it could be an interesting way to spend some time.

YzermanS19 · 04-26-2003, 07:53 PM

I'm in...

Drinks to all who play!

vermin · 04-26-2003, 07:59 PM

Howdy, y'all!

I'll have three shots of Jagermeister with a cream soda chaser.

richeee · 04-26-2003, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vermin
Howdy, y'all!

I'll have three shots of Jagermeister with a cream soda chaser.

Miranda? Could I get the same, only with a pint o' Guinness chaser, please? I'll buy Vermin's!
This band sucks! I can't believe they're playing "Louie, Louie"!
If I wasn't making a G note for this, I would've been gone hours ago- oh yeah-I WAS gone an hour ago- How are You feeling, Miranda?

Thanks, darling~ I needed that

!
You are FANTASTIC!

vermin · 04-26-2003, 08:29 PM

Hey, thanks, man. Sorry about revealing your deepest darkest secret in the other thread, but, oh well.

Yeah, I didn't think "Louie, Louie" really needed a 20 minute flute solo.

richeee · 04-26-2003, 08:33 PM

I agree, V-man.
Oh Shit!!! Now they're goin' into "Stairway..."
Is NOTHING SACRED?!?!

Miranda??????!!!! HELP!!!!!

richeee · 04-26-2003, 08:46 PM

Also, M'randa! Give vermin a Guinness on my tab. I told him, on another page, I'd buy him a Guinness.
Thanks, love!

YzermanS19 · 04-26-2003, 11:52 PM

Couple of Jager w/ Cream soda's,

Guiness's coming up to those who wanted them, Red Stripe Stout for everyone else!

Miranda · 04-27-2003, 02:20 AM

Vermin; i've got three shots of Jagermeister with a cream soda chaser for you! That's on Richeee's tab

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
Miranda? Could I get the same, only with a pint o' Guinness chaser, please? I'll buy Vermin's!
This band sucks! I can't believe they're playing "Louie, Louie"!
If I wasn't making a G note for this, I would've been gone hours ago- oh yeah-I WAS gone an hour ago- How are You feeling, Miranda?

Richeee my darlin; three shots of Jagermeister with a pint of Guiness chaser for you

Anyone wanting a drink? Give me yell

richeee · 04-27-2003, 07:54 AM

Thanks, Miranda!
Can I shut this band down, now?
I hope the next band is better...

Fly · 04-27-2003, 08:22 AM

please do.....and let's give this place the kick in the ass it needs.

beer please.thanx

Somenosuke · 04-27-2003, 10:30 AM

Somenosuke bursts through the door, her girls in tow. They all have guns.

Did someone say they wanted a sucky band exterminated?

Several of the girls open fire on the band, and once all their lives have been extinguished, a few other girls drag the bodies out. The remaining girls clean up the mess they made. All the girls exit, leaving Somenosuke to her own devices.

Now that that's been taken care of.. Where's my drink? *grins*

04-25-2003, 12:54 PM	#161 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Hey YzermanS19 -- You guys goin' have both the Phili - Ottawa and the Minnisota - Vancouver games on here tonight? If so me and splck will probably hang here. What's the line and who do you like? __________________ I've yet to dephile myself... Last edited by troit; 04-25-2003 at 12:56 PM..

04-25-2003, 01:02 PM	#162 (permalink)
KWSN green	KWSN is back from his little break. He just has a few comments to make. Keep hustlin', Bones. It makes KWSN a happy man. Somenosuke, you should be safe around here without a gun, but KWSN still adivses you to carry it around... just judging by recent events, we may have some very unwelcome visitors. And KWSN has another thing to add... KWSN could use a little backup in the bouncer department. Sure, KWSN can take care of any foo' who fucks shit up, but KWSN isn't always there to do it. KWSN will take care of the hiring himself, if Yzerman doesn't mind. Apply at will. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-25-2003, 02:08 PM	#164 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Gun? Already got that taken care of. In fact, I have two! Somenosuke stands up in the hot tub and flexes, making goofy faces and winking at everyone like the biggest dork ever Rrraaarr! If anyone messes with me, I kick their monkey ass! Somenosuke notices everyone staring at her like she's lost her rabid mind, and she sinks into the hot tub, feeling sheepish..or is that goat's leg? __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-25-2003, 03:14 PM	#165 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	troit-- the games are on our two huge flatscreens near the bar. KWSN, bones- you two are characters, I'll watch the door while your "busy" kw, and bones, keep up the good work! Nothing quite like gambling and whores! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-25-2003, 06:07 PM	#166 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	alright the canucks are gonna kick ass.need a pop down here please,of the wobbly variety too. how 'bout a jack to go with that if i may? hey troit....pass down the tray would ya'?........thanks eh. pull tab reveals......sweet F A. are we gonna smash that goddamn karaoke machine tonight or what? fuckin' wannabes nice lookin' bocci game you whipped up there wrkime. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-25-2003, 11:58 PM	#168 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	fly- Jack coming up __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-26-2003, 02:05 AM	#172 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	Ill take a shot of furanone di hydro. Or tetramethalene glycol. I'll settle for succol-B if thats all you have. __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

04-26-2003, 07:33 AM	#174 (permalink)
KWSN green	Oh, it went well alright They gave KWSN two extra hours cause they were enjoying it so very much themselves. And at the end, when KWSN tried to tip the ladies with a fat wad of cash, they declined and tipped him. So KWSN has reason to believe that they were quite satisfied. Thanks for holdin' the fort while KWSN was away, Yzerman. Any applications to be KWSN's backup bouncer? He needs another, cause right now he's going to take up Bones' offer at the wheel. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-26-2003, 07:34 AM	#175 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	okay people, I have a surprise for you....built a go-cart track, batting cages and a ball pit. Ball pit is in the room that used to house the meth lab, the go-cart track is out back behind the hot tub and the batting cages are out the side door. It's all free, have a good time. I'm going to check the kegs now and take a nap. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-26-2003, 07:38 AM	#176 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	holy sheep shit wrkime.you sure are workin' up a sweat for all these fine patrons. why don't you relax and let me get you a drink. can we have a couple pops over here please? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-26-2003, 07:40 AM	#177 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	thanks flyman...I could use a cold one. got any jibbas? __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-26-2003, 07:43 AM	#178 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	well now that you've asked........why yes,yes i do. don't tell anyone though cuz we don't need the stinkin' fuzz comin' back in this fine establishment we've got here. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-26-2003, 07:44 AM	#179 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	I'm down....let's hit the roulette table. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-26-2003, 07:47 AM	#180 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	$1200 on double 0 __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-26-2003, 08:41 AM	#181 (permalink)
scapegoat Insane	Give me $1000 on even, and $500 on luck old 13!! __________________ Sticks and Stones may break my bones, But Whips and Chains Excite me!

04-26-2003, 08:47 AM	#182 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i'm gonna sit this one out fellas. i been hittin' the pulltabs hard and i'm winnin' baby. 'nother beer please. anyone see the game last night?1.4 secs left and the canucks tied 'er up.and..............won in overtime. woooooooohoooooooooooo. about that karaoke machine.......i'd rather listen to cats fuck than hear that thing goin' off. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-26-2003, 09:50 AM	#183 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	$15000 on 19 __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-26-2003, 12:58 PM	#184 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	I have a little advice for you. . . always bet on black too much passenger 57 __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

04-26-2003, 01:04 PM	#185 (permalink)
Mad_Gecko Pro Libertate Location: City Gecko	Hey... Uhh.... Like..... Y'know... I heard there may be strippers in the back room. Have you heard of that, man. PS. 500 on black and 2500 on evens. __________________ [color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious

04-26-2003, 02:45 PM	#186 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	You guys don't know rulette. Put your life savings on one number, and then hope for the best! crosses his fingers Drinks around if I win! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-26-2003, 03:37 PM	#187 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey..... you been in my smoke pack? are you crazy? life savings are to be spent on hookers and booze man. spend the cash on the pulltabs...better odds eh. pulltab reveals sweet F A Damn.heads out to the parking lot anyone in? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-26-2003, 03:41 PM	#188 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	I'm in. Looks like a long night boys, so I've hired strippers. Prepare to be amazed: we got Tawny Roberts, Tammi, Sydney Moon, Aria Giovanni, and for your sluttier needs: Jenna Jameson, Sylvia Saint and Krystal Steal. Have fun boys Hopefully you wont get sloppy seconds. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-26-2003, 04:39 PM	#189 (permalink)
william_wallace Crazy Location: either boston or upstate ny	:: props caber outside door and drifts towards the bar :: Could I get two pints of Killian's. I'm quite thirsty. :: notices KWSN's add for a backup bouncer :: Hmmm...sounds like it could be an interesting way to spend some time. __________________ I'm the Ninja Storm Trooper Division Commander in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college...” - some woman that Lewis Black heard in IHOP

04-26-2003, 07:53 PM	#190 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	I'm in... Drinks to all who play! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-26-2003, 07:59 PM	#191 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Howdy, y'all! I'll have three shots of Jagermeister with a cream soda chaser. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-26-2003, 08:29 PM	#193 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Hey, thanks, man. Sorry about revealing your deepest darkest secret in the other thread, but, oh well. Yeah, I didn't think "Louie, Louie" really needed a 20 minute flute solo. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-26-2003, 08:33 PM	#194 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	I agree, V-man. Oh Shit!!! Now they're goin' into "Stairway..." Is NOTHING SACRED?!?! Miranda??????!!!! HELP!!!!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-26-2003, 08:46 PM	#195 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Also, M'randa! Give vermin a Guinness on my tab. I told him, on another page, I'd buy him a Guinness. Thanks, love! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-26-2003, 11:52 PM	#196 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Couple of Jager w/ Cream soda's, Guiness's coming up to those who wanted them, Red Stripe Stout for everyone else! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-27-2003, 07:54 AM	#198 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Thanks, Miranda! Can I shut this band down, now? I hope the next band is better... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-27-2003, 08:22 AM	#199 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	please do.....and let's give this place the kick in the ass it needs. beer please.thanx __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-27-2003, 10:30 AM	#200 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Somenosuke bursts through the door, her girls in tow. They all have guns. Did someone say they wanted a sucky band exterminated? Several of the girls open fire on the band, and once all their lives have been extinguished, a few other girls drag the bodies out. The remaining girls clean up the mess they made. All the girls exit, leaving Somenosuke to her own devices. Now that that's been taken care of.. Where's my drink? grins __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.