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Miranda · 05-18-2003, 03:48 AM

OH MY GOD!
This bar is in shambles!
I'm away for a few days and look what happens!
Men! Can't trust 'em!
OKAY BOYS - WHAT CAN I GET YA'LL!?!?

richeee · 05-18-2003, 02:52 PM

Miranda!

Such a sight for sore eyes...
The usual, please...

OK! Snare drum, please...!
OK! Rack 1! Good!
Rack 2! OK. Floor 1 please!

OK- Floor 2...

Thanks!
Entire Kit, please...

YzermanS19 · 05-18-2003, 02:55 PM

Ugh, I hate being home. This 56k connect time is killing my posting time

Fly · 05-19-2003, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
Miranda! Such a sight for sore eyes...
The usual, please...
OK! Snare drum, please...!
OK! Rack 1! Good!
Rack 2! OK. Floor 1 please!

OK- Floor 2...

Thanks!
Entire Kit, please...

ok then here it goes.......

*flyman rips into a kick ass version of CCR's good golly miss molly.*

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Fly · 05-19-2003, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
bones wakes up on the pool table....WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

dude....sorry bout using your ass crack as a bridge,but it was a tough shot and well.........you were drunk so wtf eh.

shake it off man....i don't think "TOO" many people saw you in that position.

cheers bones

Fly · 05-19-2003, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
IS THAT WHY IM WALKING FUNNY?

no man....fuck me sorry......that's the chalk in there.

Fly · 05-19-2003, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
damn...i thought it was the cue ball

no man....stevieY is sportin' that puppy in his er......umm....well,in his left front pocket....yeah that's it

Fly · 05-19-2003, 04:10 PM

so where's the freakin' barkeeps?

bones and me need some effin drinks over here.

how's the ass crack my friend?

*if he only knew*

SaltPork · 05-19-2003, 07:59 PM

Bones, Flyman, here are your Effin drinks. Sorry it took so long, I was having a difficult time finding the Effin vodka.

richeee · 05-19-2003, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
[B]ok then here it goes.......

*flyman rips into a kick ass version of CCR's good golly miss molly.*

Sounds great, Flyman! How are your monitors?

Could you do the solo from "Moby Dick"?

Fly · 05-19-2003, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
Sounds great, Flyman! How are your monitors?

Could you do the solo from "Moby Dick"?

left monitor sucks.....more highs man.

moby dick eh.....

*wonders to self if anyone in this world could play like bonzo*

.......i'll giver a shot.(wishes sound files could be inserted here)

thanks for the effin drink by the way there wrkime.

Miranda · 05-19-2003, 11:50 PM

Hi boys!
Hows it all goin?
What can I get you?

YzermanS19 · 05-20-2003, 08:55 AM

Red bull and vodka coming up bones...

glad to see your all here

KWSN · 05-20-2003, 12:50 PM

KWSN's been on vacation.

Someone fill KWSN in on what's been goin down in this joint since he been away.

And get him a Jack and coke... hold the coke.

uncle phil · 05-20-2003, 01:08 PM

/me stumbles in and looks around to see if there's anybody here he knows...hmmm, some guy with a downstate accent...biker-looking guy with a cubs hat on...some dude with a hockey shirt on in 80 degree weather...way sexy chick behind the bar...guy playing air organ on the bandstand...strange place, indeed...wonder if they have cheap-ass ol' bourbon and coke here...what can i do to get sexy-chick's attention...

uncle phil · 05-20-2003, 04:30 PM

...sounded like that guy with the cubs hat on, trousers hanging down around his ankles, fishing flies stuck in his cubs hat...wonder if he's the guy with the hog parked outside with the flat tires...

SaltPork · 05-20-2003, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
KW, someone anally raped me while i was asleep on the pool table, other than that, glad you and mr. t are back

Don't make it something it's not, Bones. You were conscious and willing. Take a look at the surveillance tape if you like. You must have blacked out. I really never want to see Flyman with a strap-on again either, that was just wrong.

By the way, are you healing okay?

Fly · 05-20-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
Don't make it something it's not, Bones. You were conscious and willing. Take a look at the surveillance tape if you like. You must have blacked out. I really never want to see Flyman with a strap-on again either, that was just wrong.

By the way, are you healing okay?

ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh...................

*if he don't remember it won't bother him*

SaltPork · 05-20-2003, 08:24 PM

Oh right, you did ask me to keep that quiet...but there was the matter of a little payment that seems to have been forgotten....soooo, unless you want more people to know about this..."event"... I suggest you ante up.

Fly · 05-20-2003, 08:38 PM

ahh come on.

don't be bustin' my balls on this,i gave you enough already.

what more do you want?

how bout a beer too eh?

Miranda · 05-21-2003, 01:30 AM

Hi Boys!

Can I help anyone?

uncle phil · 05-21-2003, 03:38 AM

ooohh, an identifiable accent..."bourbon and coke, please. easy on the ice? did i just walk in on something that i would rather not be involved with?"

uncle phil · 05-26-2003, 07:04 AM

...man, that took a while...

richeee · 05-26-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
left monitor sucks.....more highs man.

moby dick eh.....

*wonders to self if anyone in this world could play like bonzo*

.......i'll giver a shot.(wishes sound files could be inserted here)

thanks for the effin drink by the way there wrkime.

Flyman, the left monitor doesn't suck- You stuck a spliff in your ear!

Bones says he can do the Moby Dick solo... should we give him a shot?

Hey Miranda! How've You been, darlin'?
Could I get a big glass of ice cold V-8?
Thanks, luv!

cdwonderful · 05-26-2003, 08:51 PM

give me a chocolate milk, in a dirty glass!

Fly · 05-26-2003, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
Flyman, the left monitor doesn't suck- You stuck a spliff in your ear!

Bones says he can do the Moby Dick solo... should we give him a shot?

Hey Miranda! How've You been, darlin'?
Could I get a big glass of ice cold V-8?
Thanks, luv!

*i knew i put that doobie somewhere.*

hey Bones! giver dude...pull your best bonzo out.

can i have a glass of ice water please and thank you?

still say the left monitor is tweaked eh.

Meridae'n · 05-26-2003, 10:17 PM

Have you got any Bundy Rum?

If so give me a Bundy & coke, hold the coke...

05-18-2003, 02:52 PM	#402 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Miranda! Such a sight for sore eyes... The usual, please... OK! Snare drum, please...! OK! Rack 1! Good! Rack 2! OK. Floor 1 please! OK- Floor 2... Thanks! Entire Kit, please... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-18-2003, 02:55 PM	#403 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Ugh, I hate being home. This 56k connect time is killing my posting time __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

05-19-2003, 04:10 PM	#408 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	so where's the freakin' barkeeps? bones and me need some effin drinks over here. how's the ass crack my friend? if he only knew __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-19-2003, 07:59 PM	#409 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Bones, Flyman, here are your Effin drinks. Sorry it took so long, I was having a difficult time finding the Effin vodka. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

05-20-2003, 08:55 AM	#413 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Red bull and vodka coming up bones... glad to see your all here __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

05-18-2003, 03:48 AM	#401 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	OH MY GOD! This bar is in shambles! I'm away for a few days and look what happens! Men! Can't trust 'em! OKAY BOYS - WHAT CAN I GET YA'LL!?!?

05-19-2003, 11:50 PM	#412 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	Hi boys! Hows it all goin? What can I get you?

05-20-2003, 12:50 PM	#414 (permalink)
KWSN green	KWSN's been on vacation. Someone fill KWSN in on what's been goin down in this joint since he been away. And get him a Jack and coke... hold the coke. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-20-2003, 01:08 PM	#415 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me stumbles in and looks around to see if there's anybody here he knows...hmmm, some guy with a downstate accent...biker-looking guy with a cubs hat on...some dude with a hockey shirt on in 80 degree weather...way sexy chick behind the bar...guy playing air organ on the bandstand...strange place, indeed...wonder if they have cheap-ass ol' bourbon and coke here...what can i do to get sexy-chick's attention... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-20-2003, 04:30 PM	#416 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...sounded like that guy with the cubs hat on, trousers hanging down around his ankles, fishing flies stuck in his cubs hat...wonder if he's the guy with the hog parked outside with the flat tires... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-20-2003, 08:24 PM	#419 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Oh right, you did ask me to keep that quiet...but there was the matter of a little payment that seems to have been forgotten....soooo, unless you want more people to know about this..."event"... I suggest you ante up. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

05-20-2003, 08:38 PM	#420 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahh come on. don't be bustin' my balls on this,i gave you enough already. what more do you want? how bout a beer too eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-21-2003, 01:30 AM	#421 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	Hi Boys! Can I help anyone?

05-21-2003, 03:38 AM	#422 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ooohh, an identifiable accent..."bourbon and coke, please. easy on the ice? did i just walk in on something that i would rather not be involved with?" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-26-2003, 07:04 AM	#423 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...man, that took a while... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-26-2003, 08:51 PM	#425 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	give me a chocolate milk, in a dirty glass! __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

05-26-2003, 10:17 PM	#427 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Have you got any Bundy Rum? If so give me a Bundy & coke, hold the coke... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?