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04-24-2003, 01:50 PM
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not your typical god-fearing junkie
Location: State of Confusion
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Beef jerky....STOLEN from our bar! KWSN.....rough him up a bit. Not too much though, he's one of our biggest clients
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04-24-2003, 04:17 PM
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Crazy
Location: either boston or upstate ny
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::wanders up to bar::
Any chance of getting an irish car bomb?
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04-24-2003, 05:14 PM
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Everyone inside the bar hears four loud bandg, four thuds, and the clang of a dumpster door. Then, KWSN, who had been missing for some time, walks back in. People notice KWSN's car is back in the parking lot.
Patron - What was that? KWSN was just having a little chat with our detective friend and his cronies. KWSN doesn't think that we'll be bothered by them again.
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Your arms are broken! Last edited by KWSN; 04-24-2003 at 05:16 PM.. |
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04-24-2003, 05:59 PM
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As for the banging, KWSN was just taking care of some business with the fuzz. KWSN and them reached a silencer... err... silent agreement, and they won't be back here no more to be hasslin' the good patrons of this bar.
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04-24-2003, 06:31 PM
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Psycho
Location: Inverness, Fl.
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**From the TV**
This just in... The body of TFPPD Detective Doc_34465, was just found hours ago in a dark alley near the respected drinking establishment, The Stumble Inn.. The TFPPD have few leads, and are currently gathering evedence.. Story at eleven..
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04-24-2003, 06:32 PM
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Everything's better with bacon
Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
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sorry I took so long guys, I was out getting this friggin' bubble boy hockey and skill crane thing for Bones....Hey Bones!! give me a hand with this stuff....
As for the beverages: two Spatens...good luck with the liver GuttersnipeXL Cuervo clear straight up for the beautiful vixen, Shadowlace Mr Wallace, sir...your Irish Car Bomb-try not to make a mess. - 1/2 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream - 1/2 ounce jameson Irish whiskey - 6 ounces Guinness stout Hey KWSN, here's your part of the cut from Bones' pool hustling. ::hands KWSN $500.00::
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04-24-2003, 06:43 PM
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Everything's better with bacon
Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
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You don't need that here. KWSN always keeps a watchful eye on the ladies, this ain't no meat market. You can leave it with him next time you come in.
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04-24-2003, 06:52 PM
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not your typical god-fearing junkie
Location: State of Confusion
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Yeah, we should probably keep the guns on the DL. We dont want sparks burning down the alcohol-soaked bar.
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04-24-2003, 06:56 PM
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Insane
Location: The 7th Level..
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Somenosuke bursts into the Inn clad in a schoolgirl outfit with a horde of similarly dressed girls behind her, jumps up on the bar, grabs a random alcoholic drink and downs it in one gulp. She tosses the glass aside and takes a deep breath.
I feel pretty. Then the music starts, and the horde of girls start to dance. Somenosuke I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any girl who isn't me today I feel charming Oh so charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real See the pretty girl in that mirror there? Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy Girls Have you met my good friend Somenosuke The craziest girl on the block? You'll know her the minute you see her She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock She thinks she's in love She thinks she's in Spain She isn't in love She's merely insane It must be the heat Or some rare disease Or too much to eat Or maybe it's fleas Keep away from her Send for Chino This is not the Somenosuke we know Modest and pure Polite and refined Well-bred and mature And out of her mind! Miss America, Miss America, speech! Miss America, bravo, speech! Somenosuke I feel pretty Oh so pretty That the city should give me its key A committee Should be organized to honour me I feel dizzy I feel sunny I feel fizzy and funny and fine And so pretty Miss America can just resign See the pretty girl in that mirror there (What mirror, where?) Who can that attractive girl be? (Which, what, where, whom?) Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! Somenosuke & Girls I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running and dancing for joy For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy Somenosuke takes a bow, and dances out the door, girls in tow.
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. Last edited by Somenosuke; 04-24-2003 at 06:59 PM.. |
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04-24-2003, 07:03 PM
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not your typical god-fearing junkie
Location: State of Confusion
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What else do we need here? We have alcohol, bouncer, girls, barkeep, blasted karaoke machine................what else?
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04-24-2003, 07:18 PM
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Everything's better with bacon
Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
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::backs up truck to delivery dock, unloads 80 person hot tub::
CLANK...BANG...SQUEAK ::fills hot tub with water from water truck....testing jets:: Spa installed!!! I am pleased to announce that the Stumble Inn now has a hot tub. My thanks to Shadowlace for a fine suggestion.
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