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Somenosuke · 04-24-2003, 06:56 PM

Somenosuke bursts into the Inn clad in a schoolgirl outfit with a horde of similarly dressed girls behind her, jumps up on the bar, grabs a random alcoholic drink and downs it in one gulp. She tosses the glass aside and takes a deep breath.

I feel pretty.

Then the music starts, and the horde of girls start to dance.

Somenosuke

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

Girls

Have you met my good friend Somenosuke
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Chino
This is not the Somenosuke we know
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss America, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo, speech!

Somenosuke

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honour me
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
(What mirror, where?)
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

Somenosuke & Girls

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

Somenosuke takes a bow, and dances out the door, girls in tow.

04-24-2003, 06:56 PM	#112 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Somenosuke bursts into the Inn clad in a schoolgirl outfit with a horde of similarly dressed girls behind her, jumps up on the bar, grabs a random alcoholic drink and downs it in one gulp. She tosses the glass aside and takes a deep breath. I feel pretty. Then the music starts, and the horde of girls start to dance. Somenosuke I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any girl who isn't me today I feel charming Oh so charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real See the pretty girl in that mirror there? Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy Girls Have you met my good friend Somenosuke The craziest girl on the block? You'll know her the minute you see her She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock She thinks she's in love She thinks she's in Spain She isn't in love She's merely insane It must be the heat Or some rare disease Or too much to eat Or maybe it's fleas Keep away from her Send for Chino This is not the Somenosuke we know Modest and pure Polite and refined Well-bred and mature And out of her mind! Miss America, Miss America, speech! Miss America, bravo, speech! Somenosuke I feel pretty Oh so pretty That the city should give me its key A committee Should be organized to honour me I feel dizzy I feel sunny I feel fizzy and funny and fine And so pretty Miss America can just resign See the pretty girl in that mirror there (What mirror, where?) Who can that attractive girl be? (Which, what, where, whom?) Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! Somenosuke & Girls I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running and dancing for joy For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy Somenosuke takes a bow, and dances out the door, girls in tow. __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. Last edited by Somenosuke; 04-24-2003 at 06:59 PM..