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YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 06:32 PM

If I had a bar, I think it would be cool to have it named "The Stumble Inn"

So step up to the bar and order a drink!

Instead of Psychologist, I'm the bartender, and I'll need several assistants! I'll pick based upon who wants to stand behind the bar and be sober and who doesn't!

Welcome to the grand opening celebration!

Somenosuke · 04-23-2003, 06:40 PM

Can I have some Hawaiian Punch?

krwlz · 04-23-2003, 07:08 PM

fuck hawaiian punch man, how bout a scotch?

YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 07:27 PM

Hawaiian Punch and Scotch coming right up.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 07:29 PM

how about a Ketel One martini, extra dry with a twist, please, and keep them coming.

YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 07:34 PM

Ketel One Martini, extra dry with twist,

Vodka Martini

3 ounces Vodka
1 ounce Dry Vermouth
Shake with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an olive.

Peetster · 04-23-2003, 07:36 PM

Sorry, I don't qualify. I'm drunk.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
Ketel One Martini, extra dry with twist,

Vodka Martini

3 ounces Vodka
1 ounce Dry Vermouth
Shake with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an olive.

two problems...
1) you gave me an olive when I asked for a twist, the drink is undrinkable with an olive.
2) Too much vermouth...swish the glass with vermouth and dump it out, then add the vodka.

You know, maybe I should help you tend the bar.

YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 07:40 PM

wrkime, that was your first test. your The Stumble Inns first bar assistant.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 07:41 PM

looks like I'm a bar back now...need any glasses boss? How's the bottled beer doing? I'm going to double check the kegs and the CO2 in the walk-in.

YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
looks like I'm a bar back now...need any glasses boss? How's the bottled beer doing? I'm going to double check the kegs and the CO2 in the walk-in.

I like your attitude. You keep all tips, and all the free liquor you can steal out the back.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 07:50 PM

::loading up my car with vodka::

Hey we're out of vodka...let's use water instead, as long as people are ordering mixed drinks they won't know the difference. We'll mix it with hand sanitizer so it has that alcohol taste.

The kegs are all set, by the way.

YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 07:55 PM

Thanks wrkime....I think it may be time we hire another bartender. Us 2 couldn't possibly supply all of TFP with alcohol. They'll drink us dry.

We'll look for new recruits over the next few days.

Miranda · 04-23-2003, 08:03 PM

What about me?

Can I be an assistant?

In the meantime, pass me a shot of Absinth, a teaspoon of a sugar and your lighter. You better have a lighter. I'll kick your ass if you don't.
Now, question; what do you think i'm going to do with these items?

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 08:07 PM

Here's your lighter and drop the attitude or you'll be bounced. Make sure I get my lighter back. You want some matches?

The answer to your question is that you are going to add the sugar to the Absinth and heat it. It makes it more tasty.

YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 08:07 PM

Absinthe: contains wormword; also, a hallucinogen.

You have all the makings of a barkeep.....but we'll see.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 08:10 PM

Hey boss, are we a smoke-free bar or can our patrons light up?

YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
Hey boss, are we a smoke-free bar or can our patrons light up?

Sure, light up all they want. Just in a certain section.

WE NEED A BOUNCER!

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 08:14 PM

Where's Bones? He'd be a good bouncer. We need to make sure their qualified.

YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 08:16 PM

I'm thinking they need to have atleast a felony to qualify for bouncer.

Bones would make a good one. Possibly World's King.

KWSN · 04-23-2003, 08:20 PM

KWSN wants to be the bouncer. KWSN also has a very good reason; because he is this guy.

That's right, KWSN is Isaac Hayes. Well, not actually Isaac Hayes, but he looks like Isaac Hayes. Actually, he looks nothing like Isaac Hayes, but he has a tough, deep voice like Isaac Hayes. Actually, he bears no resemblance whatsoever, in any way, shape, or form to Isaac Hayes, but he listens to his music a lot. KWSN thinks that this is a very good reason that he should be a bouncer.

Oh yeah, and KWSN used to be somewhat of a drunk and now is sober, which is good for a bouncer, because it gives him experience with drunks.

KWSN also speaks in third-person, which is another big plus. KWSN pities the fool who don't make him the bouncer.

Edit: And as for arrests, I have quite a few under my belt. Nothing too serious, but I know the ropes.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 08:21 PM

marcopolo would be a good candidate as well...we'll have to see if Mrs Polo will let him work at the bar.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 08:21 PM

A crazy person makes a good bouncer, I vote for KWSN.

An added benefit is that he is no longer stuck to Bones' balls.

YzermanS19 · 04-23-2003, 08:25 PM

As owner of The Stumble Inn, KWSN is the bouncer. Nothing scarier and threatening than a big black Isaac Hayes.

You stand at the door, shake drunks down for money, and kick the rowdy ones out.

Doc_34465 · 04-23-2003, 08:33 PM

Alright! Everybody down! This is a raid!

YzermanS19.. Detective Doc_34465, TFPPD.

Do you have a license for this establishment?

We have sources saying you've been selling an illegal narcotic here. You wouldn't no anything about that, now would you?

KWSN · 04-23-2003, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc_34465
Alright! Everybody down! This is a raid!

YzermanS19.. Detective Doc_34465, TFPPD.

Do you have a license for this establishment?

We have sources saying you've been selling an illegal narcotic here. You wouldn't no anything about that, now would you?

So what if he did, eh? KWSN don't see no warrant. You better show KWSN yo' warrant or get yo' punk ass outta here, YOU UNDERSTAND?

Doc_34465 · 04-23-2003, 09:04 PM

**Detective Doc_34465 stares KWSN down hard, then adresses YzermanS19**

I'll be on you like glue YzermanS19. You so much as spit on the pavement, and I'll be on you like stink on shit. You got that!

**To KWSN**
As for you, Punk! That your 5.0 out there being towed? Illegaly parked.. Thats gotta suck..

**Doc_34465 lights a cigarette as he makes for the door**

See ya around YzermanS19.. Heh Heh Heh..

Somenosuke · 04-23-2003, 09:09 PM

Somenosuke wonders if Doc knows that she snuck out to egg his car and slash his tires while he was playing Mr. Tough Guy..

Tee hee hee...

Doc_34465 · 04-23-2003, 09:15 PM

Damn! Thats the third time this week..

The Sarge isn't gonna like this..

yournamehere · 04-23-2003, 09:22 PM

I used to frequent a place called the Stumble Inn in Tempe, AZ.
Anyone know if it's still there?

richeee · 04-23-2003, 11:14 PM

Hey KW, good to see you, brutha. *Hands KWSN a C note and walks up to the bar*
Hey wrkime, could I get a pint o'Guinness and a double Jaeger? ...Thanks, man.
Hey Y-man, did you ever hire that cute Miranda?

Miranda · 04-24-2003, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
Here's your lighter and drop the attitude or you'll be bounced. Make sure I get my lighter back. You want some matches?

The answer to your question is that you are going to add the sugar to the Absinth and heat it. It makes it more tasty.

Ooo! *Ouch*

You can't bounce me without a bouncer.
Here's your lighter.
Mmm, yes - The French Ritual thankyou very much.

So anyway - Do I get a chance or what?

And thanks richeee

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 05:37 AM

Perfect pint of Guinness and your double Jaeger, richeee.

Miranda, sorry to have been so abrupt, but with this new job, I wanted to be assertive. Hang out, have a good time.

Fly · 04-24-2003, 05:44 AM

hey barkeep..................send me a freakin' beer down here eh.

ashtrays?i don't see no fuckin' ashtrays!!!

what kinda shithole is this?ohh................strippers,well hey this could be an allright place after all.

troit · 04-24-2003, 05:54 AM

*shaking out the cobwebs from last night and thinking "Well its almost 10:00am"*

I'll take a black and tan and a little guy (shot of GM).

Not too many people in here today -- what's going on?

*Looks in flymans direction*

Smoked my last one on the way over here -- mind if I bum one from you?

Fly · 04-24-2003, 06:19 AM

be my guest.....you know where that damn barkeep is?

i just want a freakin' beer please.

rockogre · 04-24-2003, 06:32 AM

Nice place. I been hanging out over at the "Stumble and Retch" watching the strippers. Your place looks cleaner.

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 06:47 AM

sorry, flyman, I was taking a dump...here's your beer and ashtray.

and for you Troit a black and tan and a little guy

YzermanS19 · 04-24-2003, 08:43 AM

Ladies, Patrons, lend me your ears. Should we give Miranda a chance behind the bar???

Is Doc gone? I think we might have to bribe him.

/slides 2x Benjamins under a coaster towards Doc.

Enjoy your refreshment, officer.

Somenosuke · 04-24-2003, 08:47 AM

Give Miranda a chance!! ^_^

Can I have another hawaiian punch, pleeeaaseee? (I'm underage, y'know.. no alkiehol for me!)

04-23-2003, 06:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	The Stumble Inn If I had a bar, I think it would be cool to have it named "The Stumble Inn" So step up to the bar and order a drink! Instead of Psychologist, I'm the bartender, and I'll need several assistants! I'll pick based upon who wants to stand behind the bar and be sober and who doesn't! Welcome to the grand opening celebration! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-23-2003, 06:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Can I have some Hawaiian Punch? __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-23-2003, 07:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Hawaiian Punch and Scotch coming right up. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-23-2003, 07:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	how about a Ketel One martini, extra dry with a twist, please, and keep them coming. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 07:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Ketel One Martini, extra dry with twist, Vodka Martini 3 ounces Vodka 1 ounce Dry Vermouth Shake with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an olive. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-23-2003, 07:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	fuck hawaiian punch man, how bout a scotch?

04-23-2003, 07:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Sorry, I don't qualify. I'm drunk.

04-23-2003, 07:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	wrkime, that was your first test. your The Stumble Inns first bar assistant. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-23-2003, 07:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	looks like I'm a bar back now...need any glasses boss? How's the bottled beer doing? I'm going to double check the kegs and the CO2 in the walk-in. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 07:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	::loading up my car with vodka:: Hey we're out of vodka...let's use water instead, as long as people are ordering mixed drinks they won't know the difference. We'll mix it with hand sanitizer so it has that alcohol taste. The kegs are all set, by the way. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 07:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Thanks wrkime....I think it may be time we hire another bartender. Us 2 couldn't possibly supply all of TFP with alcohol. They'll drink us dry. We'll look for new recruits over the next few days. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-23-2003, 08:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	What about me? Can I be an assistant? In the meantime, pass me a shot of Absinth, a teaspoon of a sugar and your lighter. You better have a lighter. I'll kick your ass if you don't. Now, question; what do you think i'm going to do with these items?

04-23-2003, 08:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Here's your lighter and drop the attitude or you'll be bounced. Make sure I get my lighter back. You want some matches? The answer to your question is that you are going to add the sugar to the Absinth and heat it. It makes it more tasty. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 08:07 PM	#16 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Absinthe: contains wormword; also, a hallucinogen. You have all the makings of a barkeep.....but we'll see. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-23-2003, 08:10 PM	#17 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Hey boss, are we a smoke-free bar or can our patrons light up? __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 08:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Where's Bones? He'd be a good bouncer. We need to make sure their qualified. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 08:16 PM	#20 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	I'm thinking they need to have atleast a felony to qualify for bouncer. Bones would make a good one. Possibly World's King. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-23-2003, 08:20 PM	#21 (permalink)
KWSN green	KWSN wants to be the bouncer. KWSN also has a very good reason; because he is this guy. That's right, KWSN is Isaac Hayes. Well, not actually Isaac Hayes, but he looks like Isaac Hayes. Actually, he looks nothing like Isaac Hayes, but he has a tough, deep voice like Isaac Hayes. Actually, he bears no resemblance whatsoever, in any way, shape, or form to Isaac Hayes, but he listens to his music a lot. KWSN thinks that this is a very good reason that he should be a bouncer. Oh yeah, and KWSN used to be somewhat of a drunk and now is sober, which is good for a bouncer, because it gives him experience with drunks. KWSN also speaks in third-person, which is another big plus. KWSN pities the fool who don't make him the bouncer. Edit: And as for arrests, I have quite a few under my belt. Nothing too serious, but I know the ropes. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-23-2003, 08:21 PM	#22 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	marcopolo would be a good candidate as well...we'll have to see if Mrs Polo will let him work at the bar. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 08:21 PM	#23 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	A crazy person makes a good bouncer, I vote for KWSN. An added benefit is that he is no longer stuck to Bones' balls. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 08:25 PM	#24 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	As owner of The Stumble Inn, KWSN is the bouncer. Nothing scarier and threatening than a big black Isaac Hayes. You stand at the door, shake drunks down for money, and kick the rowdy ones out. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-23-2003, 08:33 PM	#25 (permalink)
Doc_34465 Psycho Location: Inverness, Fl.	Alright! Everybody down! This is a raid! YzermanS19.. Detective Doc_34465, TFPPD. Do you have a license for this establishment? We have sources saying you've been selling an illegal narcotic here. You wouldn't no anything about that, now would you? __________________ "Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!" "Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!" Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

04-23-2003, 09:04 PM	#27 (permalink)
Doc_34465 Psycho Location: Inverness, Fl.	Detective Doc_34465 stares KWSN down hard, then adresses YzermanS19 I'll be on you like glue YzermanS19. You so much as spit on the pavement, and I'll be on you like stink on shit. You got that! To KWSN As for you, Punk! That your 5.0 out there being towed? Illegaly parked.. Thats gotta suck.. Doc_34465 lights a cigarette as he makes for the door See ya around YzermanS19.. Heh Heh Heh.. __________________ "Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!" "Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!" Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

04-23-2003, 09:09 PM	#28 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Somenosuke wonders if Doc knows that she snuck out to egg his car and slash his tires while he was playing Mr. Tough Guy.. Tee hee hee... __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-23-2003, 09:15 PM	#29 (permalink)
Doc_34465 Psycho Location: Inverness, Fl.	Damn! Thats the third time this week.. The Sarge isn't gonna like this.. __________________ "Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!" "Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!" Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

04-23-2003, 09:22 PM	#30 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	I used to frequent a place called the Stumble Inn in Tempe, AZ. Anyone know if it's still there? __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

04-23-2003, 11:14 PM	#31 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Hey KW, good to see you, brutha. Hands KWSN a C note and walks up to the bar Hey wrkime, could I get a pint o'Guinness and a double Jaeger? ...Thanks, man. Hey Y-man, did you ever hire that cute Miranda? __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-24-2003, 05:37 AM	#33 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Perfect pint of Guinness and your double Jaeger, richeee. Miranda, sorry to have been so abrupt, but with this new job, I wanted to be assertive. Hang out, have a good time. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 05:44 AM	#34 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey barkeep..................send me a freakin' beer down here eh. ashtrays?i don't see no fuckin' ashtrays!!! what kinda shithole is this?ohh................strippers,well hey this could be an allright place after all. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-24-2003, 05:54 AM	#35 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	shaking out the cobwebs from last night and thinking "Well its almost 10:00am" I'll take a black and tan and a little guy (shot of GM). Not too many people in here today -- what's going on? Looks in flymans direction Smoked my last one on the way over here -- mind if I bum one from you? __________________ I've yet to dephile myself... Last edited by troit; 04-24-2003 at 05:56 AM..

04-24-2003, 06:19 AM	#36 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	be my guest.....you know where that damn barkeep is? i just want a freakin' beer please. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-24-2003, 06:32 AM	#37 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Nice place. I been hanging out over at the "Stumble and Retch" watching the strippers. Your place looks cleaner. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

04-24-2003, 06:47 AM	#38 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	sorry, flyman, I was taking a dump...here's your beer and ashtray. and for you Troit a black and tan and a little guy __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 08:43 AM	#39 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Ladies, Patrons, lend me your ears. Should we give Miranda a chance behind the bar??? Is Doc gone? I think we might have to bribe him. /slides 2x Benjamins under a coaster towards Doc. Enjoy your refreshment, officer. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-24-2003, 08:47 AM	#40 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Give Miranda a chance!! ^_^ Can I have another hawaiian punch, pleeeaaseee? (I'm underage, y'know.. no alkiehol for me!) __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.