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Eweser · 09-03-2003, 11:13 AM

rockogre is a few bikes short of a bike run

uncle phil · 09-03-2003, 03:31 PM

eweser is a few ships shy of a fleet...(betcha can't say it three times real fast...)

Gortexfogg · 09-03-2003, 03:42 PM

Uncle phil is a couple senior citizens short of bingo night...

uncle phil · 09-04-2003, 01:58 PM

fogg is a few dingys shy of a real boat...

ariekitten · 09-04-2003, 10:28 PM

platypus is a coupla lips short of a pussy.

hehe

Fremen · 09-05-2003, 06:18 PM

ariekitten is a few cups short of a bra. (figure that out)

ariekitten · 09-05-2003, 09:19 PM

fremen is a couple of shots short of a pearl necklace

uncle phil · 09-08-2003, 12:43 PM

arie is a few sheets shy of a full package of TOPS...

ariekitten · 09-08-2003, 01:42 PM

a package of tops? hmmmm, i'm confused...anyway

Uncle Phil is a few inches short of a penis

uncle phil · 09-08-2003, 06:15 PM

...tops...rolling papers...get it?

Fly · 09-08-2003, 07:30 PM

i get it.....

'ol phil here is a couple pigs short of a sty........get it?

dylanmarsh · 09-08-2003, 07:42 PM

flyman is one strike short of 25 to life

Fremen · 09-08-2003, 08:32 PM

dylanmarsh is a few aliens short of an invasion.

dylanmarsh · 09-08-2003, 08:34 PM

fremen is one "I" short of interesting

uncle phil · 09-09-2003, 12:59 PM

dylanmarsh is one season shy of being a rookie...

dylanmarsh · 09-09-2003, 01:49 PM

uncle phil is one degree from being Kevin Bacon

uncle phil · 09-10-2003, 01:06 PM

(OUCH!!! burny-burn...)

the marsh-dweller is a few letters shy of becoming dylan thomas...

uncle phil · 05-15-2008, 03:59 AM

bump for this oldie...

Jetée · 05-15-2008, 01:17 PM

uncle phil left the store without all his groceries.

uncle phil · 05-15-2008, 03:34 PM

the jet is one cigaret shy of being a shark...

Jetée · 05-15-2008, 03:49 PM

the modulator missed the last train to Clue Junction.

uncle phil · 05-15-2008, 04:06 PM

jet is only 23 hours from tulsa...

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-15-2008, 05:02 PM

I'm a couple half-weeks short of seeing my better half.

I'm excited.

ring · 05-16-2008, 11:44 AM

Ditto, my ditsy dandy darlin'

uncle phil · 05-17-2008, 02:33 AM

it appears our ringy-dang-do might be a couple letters short of an alphabet...

09-03-2003, 11:13 AM	#241 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	rockogre is a few bikes short of a bike run __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

09-03-2003, 03:31 PM	#242 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	eweser is a few ships shy of a fleet...(betcha can't say it three times real fast...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-04-2003, 01:58 PM	#244 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fogg is a few dingys shy of a real boat... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-04-2003, 10:28 PM	#245 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	platypus is a coupla lips short of a pussy. hehe __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-05-2003, 06:18 PM	#246 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	ariekitten is a few cups short of a bra. (figure that out) __________________ Google

09-03-2003, 03:42 PM	#243 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Uncle phil is a couple senior citizens short of bingo night...

09-05-2003, 09:19 PM	#247 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	fremen is a couple of shots short of a pearl necklace __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-08-2003, 12:43 PM	#248 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	arie is a few sheets shy of a full package of TOPS... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-08-2003, 01:42 PM	#249 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	a package of tops? hmmmm, i'm confused...anyway Uncle Phil is a few inches short of a penis __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-08-2003, 06:15 PM	#250 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...tops...rolling papers...get it? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-08-2003, 07:30 PM	#251 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i get it..... 'ol phil here is a couple pigs short of a sty........get it? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-08-2003, 07:42 PM	#252 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	flyman is one strike short of 25 to life

09-08-2003, 08:32 PM	#253 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	dylanmarsh is a few aliens short of an invasion. __________________ Google

09-08-2003, 08:34 PM	#254 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	fremen is one "I" short of interesting

09-09-2003, 12:59 PM	#255 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	dylanmarsh is one season shy of being a rookie... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2008, 01:17 PM	#259 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	uncle phil left the store without all his groceries. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-15-2008, 03:49 PM	#261 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	the modulator missed the last train to Clue Junction. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

05-15-2008, 05:02 PM	#263 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I'm a couple half-weeks short of seeing my better half. I'm excited. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-16-2008, 11:44 AM	#264 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Ditto, my ditsy dandy darlin'

09-09-2003, 01:49 PM	#256 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	uncle phil is one degree from being Kevin Bacon

09-10-2003, 01:06 PM	#257 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(OUCH!!! burny-burn...) the marsh-dweller is a few letters shy of becoming dylan thomas... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2008, 03:59 AM	#258 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bump for this oldie... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2008, 03:34 PM	#260 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the jet is one cigaret shy of being a shark... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2008, 04:06 PM	#262 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	jet is only 23 hours from tulsa... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-17-2008, 02:33 AM	#265 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	it appears our ringy-dang-do might be a couple letters short of an alphabet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.