uncle phil

mysti is a couple runs shy of a nose...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

rl33

Uncle phil is a couple cups short of a bra

uncle phil

arlee is a few streets shy of a stop sign...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

uncle phil is a few slices short of a loaf (of bread)

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Fremen

bernadette is a few donkeys short of a basketball game.

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Google

Meridae'n

Fremen is a few dimples short of a golf ball...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

TerresqueÜ

Meridae'n is one wave short of a shipwreck.

That is taken from Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad

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Fly

Terr is a few pimples short of an acne problem

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

zubrei

Flyman is a munchkin short of a chocolate factory

uncle phil

zub is a few sheets shy of a roll...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

skysooner

uncle phil is a few goals short of a hat trick

MaGlC_MaN

skysooner is a couple inches... LONG!!!


- DOWN THERE!!!

if you get what im saying..

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Bye.

Fly

magic man is a few chicks short of an orgy

.....not so magic now eh?......

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

zubrei

flyman is a few inches short of a length

Fremen

zubrei is a few hills short of a mountain.

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Google

uncle phil

fre is a few words shy of a phrase...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

uncle phil is a few frequencies short of a band....

(i hear he plays skinflute too)

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly is a few sheets to the wind...(must be from licking the glue...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

i did not lick our horse.......

phil is a back hatch short of those elusive sleeper jammies.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Fremen

flyman is a few beans short of a musical performance.

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Google

Gortexfogg

Fremen is a couple U-boats short of a wolf pack.

uncle phil

fogg is a few donuts shy of a cop...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

neddy65

uncle phil is a couple ripped bodices short of a harlequin romance

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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

bernadette

neddy65 is a couple ounces short of a glass half full

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pr0f3n

bernadette is a few allergens short of anaphylaxis

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche

soxsfans

pr0f3n is a couple eggs short of a dozen

uncle phil

soxsfans is a couple decades shy of a pennant...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

soxsfans

(that was a good one phil!!)

uncle phil is a few words short of subtle...

tropicdiver

soxfans is a couple of socks short of a pair.

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Bob
Life is short. Break some rules.

uncle phil

tropic is a couple grains shy of a gram...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

tropicdiver

Uncle Phil is a couple of nephews shy of being an uncle.

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Bob
Life is short. Break some rules.

uncle phil

tropic is a couple staves short of a barrel...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

soxsfans

Phil is mud bath short of a pig....

uncle phil

sox is a couple runs shy of a win...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Gortexfogg

uncle phil is a couple violinists short of an orchestra...

battlemouth

Gortexfogg is a few ice cubes short of an igloo

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like a bullet through a flock of doves

wry1

Battlemouth is a few arrests shy of a stalker.

uncle phil

the wry one is a couple taps shy of a keg...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Eweser

uncle phil is a rung shy of being a ladder

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"Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

rockogre

Eweser is a few lambs short of a flock.

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom