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Old 07-29-2003, 10:36 AM   #161 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 10:49 AM   #162 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 10:52 AM   #163 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 12:18 PM   #164 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 01:35 PM   #165 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:59 PM   #166 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:20 AM   #167 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:26 AM   #168 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:57 AM   #169 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:28 PM   #170 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-30-2003, 03:15 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2003, 12:18 PM   #172 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:53 PM   #173 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:57 PM   #174 (permalink)
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fremen is a few clicks shy of palestine...(or is it lufkin...)
Palestine. Are you outside my window, phil?

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Old 08-04-2003, 01:29 PM   #175 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 08-04-2003, 02:52 PM   #176 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2003, 09:29 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2003, 09:48 PM   #178 (permalink)
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Actually it's many inches, but I won't go there.
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Old 08-04-2003, 09:51 PM   #179 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2003, 11:01 PM   #180 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:17 PM   #181 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-05-2003, 08:10 PM   #182 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-06-2003, 12:36 PM   #183 (permalink)
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fre is a few miles short of the promised land...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-06-2003, 01:27 PM   #184 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2003, 10:08 PM   #185 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2003, 10:11 PM   #186 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:47 PM   #187 (permalink)
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lax, that was great...

lax is a few grunts shy of a dump...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:23 PM   #188 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil is a couple of boobs short of being aunt phil.
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:33 PM   #189 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:13 PM   #190 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:16 PM   #191 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:08 PM   #192 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:02 AM   #193 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 04:20 AM   #194 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:30 PM   #195 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:46 PM   #196 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:22 PM   #197 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:46 PM   #198 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:20 PM   #199 (permalink)
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You are so right, g-pod.

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Old 08-09-2003, 12:59 AM   #200 (permalink)
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