platypus

Mer is one US submarine away from a <b>sunken</b> Japanese research vessel...

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laxative

platypus is a couple hormones short of a heterosexual.

Meridae'n

laxative is a few spills short of the Tour de France...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Stiltzkin

Meridae'n is a few clowns short of a circus.

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The most important thing in this world is love.

Meridae'n

Stiltzkin is a BLT and a Joey Jeremiah off being Degrassi Junior High.


That was fucked.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

laxative

Meridae'n is a few fatalities short of a California driver.

platypus

Laxative is a few tiles short of a successful re-entry

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

Pyrate

platypus is a couple balls short of male genitalia

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uncle phil

pyrate is a couple pence shy of a pound...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

GSRIDER

uncle phil is a digit short of 2 in the pink one in the stink

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grumpyolddude

GSRIDER is a fiddle short of a string quartet.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

laxative

grumpyolddude is a couple years short of a dirty old man

Stiltzkin

laxative is a couple of packets short of relief.

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The most important thing in this world is love.

uncle phil

stiltz is a couple pennies shy of a loaf(er)...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

platypus

Unka Fill is a few gunmen short of a posse

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

Fremen

platypus is a feather short of a duck.

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rockogre

Fremen is a couple of electrons shy of a full charge.

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

platypus

rockogre is two bits short of a byte

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

grumpyolddude

platypus is a French judge short of a gold medal.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

uncle phil

grump is a couple of shingles shy of a roof...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

grumpyolddude

uncle phil is a Jack short of a euchre deck.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

uncle phil

...anyone still know how to play?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

unc. phil is a chopstick short of a pair.

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Diceman

Fremen is a weapon of mass destruction short of a regime change.

Gortexfogg

Diceman is few disco hits short of the ultimate 70s collection.

myMHz

Gortexfogg is four tires short of a moving car.

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

uncle phil

mymhz is a few tubes shy of a radio...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil is a few "logs" short of a crap load.

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grumpyolddude

Fremen is a few "money shots" short of a porn film.

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Fremen

g-pod is a leg short of a biped.

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Sion

Fremen is a couple nuts short of a house.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Fremen

Sion is a few ants short of a picnic.

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uncle phil

fremen is a few branches shy of a tree...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

pr0f3n

uncle phil is a couple olives short of a martini

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche

grumpyolddude

pr0f3n is 80 proof short of a decent vodka.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

pr0f3n

grumpy is a couple hamsters short of a good time

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche

grumpyolddude

pr0f3n is a few felony charges short of an NBA franchise.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Meridae'n

grumpolddude is a couple of walking sticks short of a Fleetwood Mac concert...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

pr0f3n

Meridae'n is one muslim short of a jihad

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Fremen

pr0f3n is a few pennies short of a Giant Hamburger.

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