The 'couple short' game...
 

Don't think the previous poster is quite there? Not the sharpest tool in the shed? Then tell us...

In this game you tell us where the previous poster falls short. A couple of examples are:

- Meridae'n is a couple of beers short of a 6-pack
- cchris is a few cents short of a dollar

Get it?

I'll start:

Bundy is a couple of floats short of a street parade...

Meridae'n is a few cards short of a full deck.........

zipper is a couple of pixels short of an avatar...

Meridae'n is a couple of folds short of an exquisitely folded origami boulder.

mac's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top...

uncle phil is just one sandwich short of a picnic

paddyjoe is a few crows short of a murder...

Meri is a few pints short of a great night.

bundy is a few stubbies short of a carton.

Platypus is a couple of platypii short of a 20 cent coin...

Meri is a couple of hookers short of a knock-shop

bundy is a few shillings short of a quid.

platypus is a couple marks short of a credit...

Meri is one Persian cat short of a super villian

Oh yeah? Well, Bones, you are a few twists short of a slinky. ;-)

platypus is a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

djp is two tacos short of a combination plate

Platypus has one missing chromosome

giant hamburger is a few patties short of a Big Mac

rat's a nice kid, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice...

he's a few grams short of a dime.

5 is a few slices shy of a loaf...

phil is a few holes short of a golf course...

k-dub is a few slices short of a pastrami sandwich

rat is a few stomachs short of a cow.

bones is a few ounces of oj short of a gin and juice

Rat is a few football players short of a gangbang in the boys locker room.

Bones is a few bullets short of a six shooter.

BonesCPA is a couple of vampires short of The Lost Boys


btw, KWSN, that cow one was gold! :lol:

Meri is a few sheep short of a sweater.

Platypus is one ball short of a pair!

cheezhead is a few corners short of a square.

meanSpleen is a couple of scouts short of a jamboree...

Bones is one thread short of a post whore:D

grump is a few beers shy of a six-pack

not for long!

flyman's a few feathers short of a boa

grump is a few feet short of the hard-deck..

Meridae'n is half a bubble off plumb.

grumpyolddude is a couple turds short of a clog.

laxative is one oxygen short of a water molecule... all hot air

Drider is a few pool cleaners short of a porn flick...