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Meridae'n 07-15-2003 01:32 AM

The 'couple short' game...
 
Don't think the previous poster is quite there? Not the sharpest tool in the shed? Then tell us...

In this game you tell us where the previous poster falls short. A couple of examples are:

- Meridae'n is a couple of beers short of a 6-pack
- cchris is a few cents short of a dollar

Get it?

I'll start:

Bundy is a couple of floats short of a street parade...

zipper 07-15-2003 01:39 AM

Meridae'n is a few cards short of a full deck.........

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 01:41 AM

zipper is a couple of pixels short of an avatar...

Macheath 07-15-2003 02:23 AM

Meridae'n is a couple of folds short of an exquisitely folded origami boulder.

uncle phil 07-15-2003 03:29 AM

mac's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top...

paddyjoe 07-15-2003 03:33 AM

uncle phil is just one sandwich short of a picnic

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 04:21 AM

paddyjoe is a few crows short of a murder...

bundy 07-15-2003 04:30 AM

Meri is a few pints short of a great night.

platypus 07-15-2003 04:33 AM

bundy is a few stubbies short of a carton.

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 04:37 AM

Platypus is a couple of platypii short of a 20 cent coin...

bundy 07-15-2003 04:44 AM

Meri is a couple of hookers short of a knock-shop

platypus 07-15-2003 05:10 AM

bundy is a few shillings short of a quid.

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 05:23 AM

platypus is a couple marks short of a credit...

platypus 07-15-2003 05:40 AM

Meri is one Persian cat short of a super villian

platypus 07-15-2003 06:10 AM

Oh yeah? Well, Bones, you are a few twists short of a slinky. ;-)

Loup 07-15-2003 07:54 AM

platypus is a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

platypus 07-15-2003 08:35 AM

djp is two tacos short of a combination plate

Giant Hamburger 07-15-2003 08:53 AM

Platypus has one missing chromosome

rat 07-15-2003 08:56 AM

giant hamburger is a few patties short of a Big Mac

aus5tin 07-15-2003 10:17 AM

rat's a nice kid, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice...

he's a few grams short of a dime.

uncle phil 07-15-2003 12:38 PM

5 is a few slices shy of a loaf...

KWSN 07-15-2003 12:39 PM

phil is a few holes short of a golf course...

rat 07-15-2003 12:45 PM

k-dub is a few slices short of a pastrami sandwich

KWSN 07-15-2003 12:48 PM

rat is a few stomachs short of a cow.

rat 07-15-2003 01:19 PM

bones is a few ounces of oj short of a gin and juice

teknophile 07-15-2003 01:26 PM

Rat is a few football players short of a gangbang in the boys locker room.

BonesCPA 07-15-2003 01:59 PM

Bones is a few bullets short of a six shooter.

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 03:34 PM

BonesCPA is a couple of vampires short of The Lost Boys


btw, KWSN, that cow one was gold! :lol:

platypus 07-15-2003 03:57 PM

Meri is a few sheep short of a sweater.

cheezhead 07-15-2003 04:19 PM

Platypus is one ball short of a pair!

meanSpleen 07-15-2003 04:26 PM

cheezhead is a few corners short of a square.

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 04:35 PM

meanSpleen is a couple of scouts short of a jamboree...

grumpyolddude 07-15-2003 04:58 PM

Bones is one thread short of a post whore:D

Fly 07-15-2003 05:52 PM

grump is a few beers shy of a six-pack

grumpyolddude 07-15-2003 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
grump is a few beers shy of a six-pack
not for long!

flyman's a few feathers short of a boa

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 07:36 PM

grump is a few feet short of the hard-deck..

grumpyolddude 07-15-2003 07:38 PM

Meridae'n is half a bubble off plumb.

laxative 07-15-2003 08:26 PM

grumpyolddude is a couple turds short of a clog.

Drider_it 07-15-2003 08:37 PM

laxative is one oxygen short of a water molecule... all hot air

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 08:38 PM

Drider is a few pool cleaners short of a porn flick...


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