The 'couple short' game...
 

Don't think the previous poster is quite there? Not the sharpest tool in the shed? Then tell us...

In this game you tell us where the previous poster falls short. A couple of examples are:

- Meridae'n is a couple of beers short of a 6-pack
- cchris is a few cents short of a dollar

Get it?

I'll start:

Bundy is a couple of floats short of a street parade...

Meridae'n is a few cards short of a full deck.........

zipper is a couple of pixels short of an avatar...

Meridae'n is a couple of folds short of an exquisitely folded origami boulder.

mac's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top...

uncle phil is just one sandwich short of a picnic

paddyjoe is a few crows short of a murder...

Meri is a few pints short of a great night.

bundy is a few stubbies short of a carton.

Platypus is a couple of platypii short of a 20 cent coin...

Meri is a couple of hookers short of a knock-shop

bundy is a few shillings short of a quid.

platypus is a couple marks short of a credit...

Meri is one Persian cat short of a super villian

Oh yeah? Well, Bones, you are a few twists short of a slinky. ;-)

platypus is a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

djp is two tacos short of a combination plate

Platypus has one missing chromosome

giant hamburger is a few patties short of a Big Mac

rat's a nice kid, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice...

he's a few grams short of a dime.

5 is a few slices shy of a loaf...

phil is a few holes short of a golf course...

k-dub is a few slices short of a pastrami sandwich

rat is a few stomachs short of a cow.

bones is a few ounces of oj short of a gin and juice

Rat is a few football players short of a gangbang in the boys locker room.

Bones is a few bullets short of a six shooter.

BonesCPA is a couple of vampires short of The Lost Boys


btw, KWSN, that cow one was gold! :lol:

Meri is a few sheep short of a sweater.

Platypus is one ball short of a pair!

cheezhead is a few corners short of a square.

meanSpleen is a couple of scouts short of a jamboree...

Bones is one thread short of a post whore:D

grump is a few beers shy of a six-pack

not for long!

flyman's a few feathers short of a boa

grump is a few feet short of the hard-deck..

Meridae'n is half a bubble off plumb.

grumpyolddude is a couple turds short of a clog.

laxative is one oxygen short of a water molecule... all hot air

Drider is a few pool cleaners short of a porn flick...

Meri is a bottle of peroxide short of being a true blonde.

Sion is a few verbal exams away from being a college football star.

Grumpyolddude is a few good whiskys short of an Exxon containership captain...

Meridae'n is a few ZZZZ's short of a good night's sleep. Me, too!

grumpyolddude is a few agents short of a matrix...

Meridae'n is a few pages short of an extra-long Harry Potter book...

cliche is a few platitudes short of their namesake

Rat is a couple of seconds memory off a fish...

mer's boomerang never comes back...

uncle phil sipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching... he's a few mods short of a forum

Mer is a few drops short of an empty bladder.

platypus is a few genetic leaps short of evolution

rat is a few Republicans short of the House of Representatives.

k-dub is a few vowels short of having a name we could pronounce :p

Rat is a couple biscuits short of a basket

k-dub's a few jockeys short of a Kentucky Derby

rat is one neuron short of a synapse

Platy is a few dreds short of a Rasta...

aus5tin is one dimension short of reality

bones is one gin and juice short of an album cover

rat is a few Bradys short of a bunch

platypus is a few schoolgirls short of a lolita site.

rat is one wave short of a shipwreck

platypus is a few sticks short of a campfire

rat is a few screws short of a hardware store

platypus is a couple chasers short of a boilermaker

rat couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

he's a few grains short of a full charge

platypus is a few quotation marks short of a Teddy Roosevelt quote

it's "I wouldn't trust ______ to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel" --- Theodore Roosevelt

and you're a few metric tons of cocaine short of a druglord

rat is a few strokes short of a ruined keyboard

platypus is a few geese short of a gaggle

rat is a few feathers shy of a pillow...

Phil is a few rounds shy of a clip

Hawkeye is a left turn short of a NASCAR race.

grumpyolddude is a few farts short of needing depends

rat is one bathtub ride with an uncle away from living an 'alternate lifestyle.'

I'm a post shy of changing my title :o

rat is a couple islands short of an archipelago

Gorte is a few liters of silicone away from a double D.

Platypus is one meatball short of a Pavorotti impersonator.

grumpyolddude is a couple of dead whales short or a japanese research vessel...


Edit: spelling...

Mer is one US submarine away from a <b>sunken</b> Japanese research vessel...

platypus is a couple hormones short of a heterosexual.

laxative is a few spills short of the Tour de France...

Meridae'n is a few clowns short of a circus. :thumbsup:

Stiltzkin is a BLT and a Joey Jeremiah off being Degrassi Junior High.


That was fucked.

Meridae'n is a few fatalities short of a California driver.

Laxative is a few tiles short of a successful re-entry

platypus is a couple balls short of male genitalia

pyrate is a couple pence shy of a pound...

uncle phil is a digit short of 2 in the pink one in the stink

GSRIDER is a fiddle short of a string quartet.

grumpyolddude is a couple years short of a dirty old man

laxative is a couple of packets short of relief.

stiltz is a couple pennies shy of a loaf(er)...

Unka Fill is a few gunmen short of a posse

platypus is a feather short of a duck.

Fremen is a couple of electrons shy of a full charge.

rockogre is two bits short of a byte

platypus is a French judge short of a gold medal.

grump is a couple of shingles shy of a roof...