Meri is a bottle of peroxide short of being a true blonde.

Sion is a few verbal exams away from being a college football star.

Grumpyolddude is a few good whiskys short of an Exxon containership captain...

Meridae'n is a few ZZZZ's short of a good night's sleep. Me, too!

grumpyolddude is a few agents short of a matrix...

Meridae'n is a few pages short of an extra-long Harry Potter book...

cliche is a few platitudes short of their namesake

Rat is a couple of seconds memory off a fish...

mer's boomerang never comes back...

uncle phil sipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching... he's a few mods short of a forum

Mer is a few drops short of an empty bladder.

platypus is a few genetic leaps short of evolution

rat is a few Republicans short of the House of Representatives.

k-dub is a few vowels short of having a name we could pronounce :p

Rat is a couple biscuits short of a basket

k-dub's a few jockeys short of a Kentucky Derby

rat is one neuron short of a synapse

Platy is a few dreds short of a Rasta...

aus5tin is one dimension short of reality

bones is one gin and juice short of an album cover

rat is a few Bradys short of a bunch

platypus is a few schoolgirls short of a lolita site.

rat is one wave short of a shipwreck

platypus is a few sticks short of a campfire

rat is a few screws short of a hardware store

platypus is a couple chasers short of a boilermaker

rat couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

he's a few grains short of a full charge

platypus is a few quotation marks short of a Teddy Roosevelt quote

it's "I wouldn't trust ______ to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel" --- Theodore Roosevelt

and you're a few metric tons of cocaine short of a druglord

rat is a few strokes short of a ruined keyboard

platypus is a few geese short of a gaggle

rat is a few feathers shy of a pillow...

Phil is a few rounds shy of a clip

Hawkeye is a left turn short of a NASCAR race.

grumpyolddude is a few farts short of needing depends

rat is one bathtub ride with an uncle away from living an 'alternate lifestyle.'

I'm a post shy of changing my title :o

rat is a couple islands short of an archipelago

Gorte is a few liters of silicone away from a double D.

Platypus is one meatball short of a Pavorotti impersonator.

grumpyolddude is a couple of dead whales short or a japanese research vessel...


Edit: spelling...