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Meri is a bottle of peroxide short of being a true blonde.
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Sion is a few verbal exams away from being a college football star.
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Grumpyolddude is a few good whiskys short of an Exxon containership captain...
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Meridae'n is a few ZZZZ's short of a good night's sleep. Me, too!
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grumpyolddude is a few agents short of a matrix...
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Meridae'n is a few pages short of an extra-long Harry Potter book...
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cliche is a few platitudes short of their namesake
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Rat is a couple of seconds memory off a fish...
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mer's boomerang never comes back...
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uncle phil sipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching... he's a few mods short of a forum
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Mer is a few drops short of an empty bladder.
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platypus is a few genetic leaps short of evolution
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rat is a few Republicans short of the House of Representatives.
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k-dub is a few vowels short of having a name we could pronounce :p
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Rat is a couple biscuits short of a basket
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k-dub's a few jockeys short of a Kentucky Derby
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rat is one neuron short of a synapse
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Platy is a few dreds short of a Rasta...
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aus5tin is one dimension short of reality
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bones is one gin and juice short of an album cover
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rat is a few Bradys short of a bunch
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platypus is a few schoolgirls short of a lolita site.
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rat is one wave short of a shipwreck
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platypus is a few sticks short of a campfire
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rat is a few screws short of a hardware store
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platypus is a couple chasers short of a boilermaker
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rat couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
he's a few grains short of a full charge |
platypus is a few quotation marks short of a Teddy Roosevelt quote
it's "I wouldn't trust ______ to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel" --- Theodore Roosevelt and you're a few metric tons of cocaine short of a druglord |
rat is a few strokes short of a ruined keyboard
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platypus is a few geese short of a gaggle
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rat is a few feathers shy of a pillow...
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Phil is a few rounds shy of a clip
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Hawkeye is a left turn short of a NASCAR race.
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grumpyolddude is a few farts short of needing depends
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rat is one bathtub ride with an uncle away from living an 'alternate lifestyle.'
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I'm a post shy of changing my title :o
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rat is a couple islands short of an archipelago
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Gorte is a few liters of silicone away from a double D.
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Platypus is one meatball short of a Pavorotti impersonator.
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grumpyolddude is a couple of dead whales short or a japanese research vessel...
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