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Old 07-21-2003, 03:52 AM   #121 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:14 AM   #122 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:01 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:04 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 03:25 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:22 PM   #126 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:19 PM   #127 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:59 PM   #128 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 07:11 PM   #129 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 10:06 PM   #130 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2003, 02:56 AM   #131 (permalink)
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-22-2003, 04:51 AM   #132 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:31 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:52 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:03 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2003, 12:34 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:05 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:11 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:41 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:35 AM   #140 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:18 PM   #141 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:19 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:31 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:30 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:30 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:45 PM   #146 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-24-2003, 08:37 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2003, 08:39 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:18 PM   #149 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:20 AM   #150 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:02 AM   #151 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:23 PM   #152 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 07-27-2003, 10:29 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 07:27 AM   #154 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:23 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:31 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 12:14 PM   #157 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:19 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:08 AM   #159 (permalink)
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