itwasme couldn't stop looking up during that last thunderstorm, wondering where all the damned rain was coming from...

uncle phil couldn't stop looking down & temporarily forgot his prehensile nature.

god rest his soles!

OCM traveled back in time, but appeared too crazy and too modern.

otto said the wrong thing to the wrong guy while trying to sneak into the infield at the preakness...

There was an old golfer who swallowed a fly
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside him;
he swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
he swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
He swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how he swallowed a cow;
He swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
He swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
He swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
He swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why he swallowed a fly - Perhaps he'll die!
There was an old golfer who swallowed a horse...
He's dead, of course!

ring was pecked to death by Mother Goose.

Uncle Fester found him, hooked that 100w bulb up to 3-phase and pulled the switch.

Can't tell by the BW photo but he had blue eyes, one blew this way and the other went thataway.

Tully Mars, while fishing naked, fell backward onto a well lubricated electric eel. It took them three hours of surgery just to get the smile off of his face.

Top..........fingers in the wall socket..........you fool

Swat you.

OCM dove off the deck...

it was a 19th hole calamity.........that's all i can say.

My skirt blew off, & hit him in the body.

OCM had a YMCA accident...........poor bastard

Fly went for a snack, but couldn't handle it.

The webbed ones laid down tangle-foot.

I misjudged that angle...

His mouse ran up the clock.

Too bad her dog was so cute...All I could come up with was "Choke on this, miss!"

I thought CPR stood for:
Crush-Pounce-Render.

the bell rang, and ring couldn't let go of the clapper...

uncle phil's navigational unit lost its directional control, and he ended up choking himself with his own pleasure.