Friday the 13th
 

Hail Future Victims!

In this thread we create the death of the previous poster at the maniacal hands of one Jason Voorhees
http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r...3464013033.jpg

Here is a list of his victims and the manner in which the were murdered.

Friday the 13th

1. Barry : Knifed in stomach
2. Claudette : Knifed off screen
3. Annie : Throat slit
4. Ned : Throat slit
5. Jack : Speared through neck
6. Marcie : Axed in the face
7. Brenda : Killed off screen then thrown through a window
8. Steve : Knifed in the stomach
9. Bill : Arrowed into a door
10. Pamela Voorhees : Decapitated

Friday the 13th part II

1. Alice : Stabbed with ice pick
2. Ralph : Strangled with barbed wire
3. Policeman : Stabbed in the head
4. Scott : Hung, then throat slit
5.Terry : Stabbed
6. Mark : Macheted in the face
7. Jeff & Sandra : Double impaling
8. Vickie : Stabbed
9. Paul : Presumed dead

Friday the 13th part III

1. Harold : Stabbed in the chest
2. Edna : Stabbed with knitting needle
3. Fox : Stabbed with pitchfork
4. Loco : Stabbed with pitchfork
5. Ali : Hit with wrench, later stabbed
6. Shelly : Throat slit (off screen)
7. Vera : Shot with spear gun
8. Andy : Macheted while walking on hands
9. Debbie : Stabbed
10. Chuck : Electrocuted
11. Chili : Stabbed with poker
12. Rick : Head squeezed

Friday the 13th part IV - The Final Chapter

1. Axel : Throat slit with hacksaw
2. Nurse : Stabbed with scalpel
3. Hitchhiker : Stabbed in neck
4. Samantha : Stabbed
5. Paul : Speared in groin
6. Terri : Speared in back
7. Mrs. Jarvis : Killed off screen
8. Jimmy : Corkscrew in hand, then stabbed in face
9. Tina : Thrown through window
10. Ted : Stabbed in head
11. Doug : Head crushed
12. Sara : Axed in chest
13. Rob : Stabbed in throat

Friday the 13th part V - A New Beginning

1. The Grave Robbers : Killed in Tommy's dream
2. Joey : Killed with axe
3. Vinnie : Road flare put in his mouth
4. Pete : Throat slit
5. Billy : Killed with axe
6. Lana : Killed with axe
7. Raymond : Stabbed in the stomach
8. Tina : Stabbed with garden shears
9. Eddie : Head crushed
10. Anita : Throat slit
11. Demon : Speared
12. Junior : Decapitated by cleaver
13. Ethel : Stabbed in face with cleaver
14. Jake : Stabbed with cleaver
15. Robin : Stabbed from beneath bed
16. Violet : Stabbed in the stomach
17. Duke : Found dead in ambulance
18. Matt : Spiked in the head
19. George : Eyes gouged out
20. Roy : Impaled on tractor harrow
21. Pam : Killed in Tommy's dream

Friday the 13th part VI - Jason Lives

1. Allen : Heart ripped out
2. Darren : Speared and thrown over Jason's shoulder
3. Lizabeth : Speared in head
4. Burt : Arm ripped off and spiked on tree branch
5. Stan, Katie & Larry : Triple beheading
6. Martin : Stabbed with broken bottle
7. Steven & Annette : Double stabbing
8. Nikki : Face crushed on wall of caravan
9. Cort : Stabbed in head
10. Roy : Hacked up in woods
11. Sissy : Head pulled off
12. Paula : Hacked up with machete
13. Officer Thornton : Dart in the head
14. Officer Pappas : Head crushed
15. Sheriff Garris : Snapped in half

Friday the 13th part VII - The New Blood

1. John Shepherd : Drowned in Crystal Lake
2. Jane : Spiked on a tree
3. Michael : Stabbed with tent spike
4. Dan : Neck broken
5. Judy : Swung into a tree in her sleeping bag
6. Russell : Hit in face with axe
7. Sandra : Drowned
8. Maddy : Stabbed in neck
9. Ben : Head crushed
10. Kate : Stabbed in eye
11. David : Stabbed in stomach
12. Eddie : Decapitated
13. Robin : Thrown through window
14. Amanda Shepherd : Speared
15. Dr. Crews : Stabbed with large circular saw
16. Melissa : Hit in face with axe

Friday the 13th part VIII - Jason takes Manhattan

1. Jim : Impaled with harpoon gun
2. Suzy : Stabbed with trident
3. J.J. : Hit in the head with guitar
4. Boxer : Sauna rock shoved in his stomach
5. Tamara : Stabbed with piece of broken mirror
6. Jim : Harpooned in back
7. Admiral Robertson : Throat slit
8. Eva : Strangled
9. Crew Member : Shot by Wayne (accident)
10. Wayne : Electrocuted
11. Miles : Impaled on a post
12. Deck hand : Hit with axe in the back
13. Gang Bangers : Stabbed with syringe/Hit with metal pipe
14. Julius : Decapitated
15. Cop : Killed off screen
16. Colleen : Killed in car explosion
17. Charles : Drowned in barrel of sewage
18. Sanitation Worker : Hit with wrench

Jason Goes to Hell - The Final Friday

1. Coroner : Becomes possessed
2. Coroner's Assistant : Stabbed with autopsy probe
3. FBI Agents : Stabbed with pencil/Skull crushed
4. Alexis : Cut with razor
5. Deborah : Stabbed with spike
6. Lou : Head crushed (off screen)
7. Edna : Head crushed in car door
8. Josh : Possessed
9. Diana : Stabbed with long pole
10. Robert : Possessed
11. Officer Ryan : Head hit on locker
12. Officer's Mark & Brian : Heads hit together
13. Ward : Falls dead through doors of diner
14. Shelby : Burned on deep-fat fryer
15. Joey : Face smashed
16. Vicki : Impaled on spear
17. Sheriff Landis : Stabbed with special dagger
18. Randy : Possessed
19. Creighton Duke : Crushed

Jason X

1. Guard 1 : Strangled by chain
2. Guard 2 : Hit by machine gun
3. Guard 3 : Choked to death
4. Guard 4 : Choked by chain
5. Guard 5 : Hit in face by pole
6. Dr. Wimmer : Impaled on pole
7. Sgt. Marcus : Thrown through metal door
8. Adrienne : Face frozen by liquid nitrogen, hit against counter
9. Stoney : Machete pushed through body
10. Azrael : Back broken
11. Dallas : Head pushed into wall
12. Sven : Neck Broken
13. Condor : Impaled on mining drill
14. Geko : Throat slit
15. Briggs : Impaled on claw hook
16. Kicker : Cut in half
17. Fat Lou : Killed off screen, found in pieces
18. Dieter : Dies in explosion
19. Prof. Lowe : Killed off screen
20. Kinsa : Dies in shuttle explosion
21. Crutch : Electrocuted
22. Waylander : Back broken
23. Janessa : Sucked through grate into space
24. Sgt. Brodski : Burnt up in Earth's atmosphere

Jason Joins TFP

1. Giant Hamburger : (next poster invents my death)

belched out small intestine in its entirety, along with an ounce of catsup and half an onion ring...

uncle phil:

1- uncle phil- Sledged in the face witha sledgehammer

ok, i've got it now...

1. Giant Hamburger: belched out small intestine in its entirety, along with an ounce of catsup and half an onion ring...

2. Uncle Phil: sledged in the face with a sledgehammer

3. dlish:

3. dlish: pulled inside out with a pair of pliers

4. Giant hamburger - Fried on a hot barbeque - well done

sorry, i couldnt resist.

(just a qn..can you be killed more than once?)

You have infinite lives!

Giant Hamburger - cut up one small piece at a time, each part in turn shoved through a meat grinder to make ...ground meat.

Badnick..........decapitated with a shovel

Fly: Impaled and electrocuted with his favourite guitar.

Baraka_Guru: thrown off the top of the CN Tower and right onto the pitcher's mound of a Blue Jays game they lost to the Phillies.

BadNick: tied to a very slow-moving conveyor belt with hands behind his back facing an open coal furnace.

ottopilot: floundering in an absent void...

Ottopilot: Gently floated to the next dimension while watching
A Doris Day movie marathon.

Yikes! killed twice! :dead:

Sorry if I was too graphic ... I was trying to think "Jason-ish"

That was horrific, yet soothing.

ottopilot: Sliced by the prop of a small plane a'la Raider of the Lost Ark style.

Wow, three times dead. Maybe you're cat and have six more to go?

Tully Mars: Tripped by the garden hose, then impaled in the eye by the neighbor-child's demonic "Tickle Me Elmo" lawn sprinkler.

Is it bad that this one made me laugh? It's certainly...different.

Tully_Mars: stabbed in the hot tub with a stiletto heel then drowns in own blood...

(Edit: beat to the punch - just stick in ottopilot where Tully was ;))

I don't believe in this Jason fellow -but I am going to have sex with my girlfriend by the lakeside anyways.


\\P.S. Jason's mom killed most everyone in the first movie... NOT JASON.

//and one of them was Kevin Bacon....

Baraka_Guru: hit on the head with a brick.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3148/...b3dff99c35.jpg

ottopilot: flew into a tree...

uncle phil: nervous system shattered after receiving lethal doses of Lisa Lobe (Jason's current identity).

damn, i love lisa loeb...

uncle phil - beat to death with a Big Bertha 460 Titanium golf club

Me too (talented and cute "glasses-chick") ... but that's why she's so deadly.


BadNick: brain infection from years of knuckle-deep nose-picking.

ottopilot: Stabbed in the throat with a plastic spork.

POA stabbed to death by group 50 nerds using pens they removed from their pocket protectors.

Tully: sky dives only to find his parachute has been replaced with jason.

SSJTWIZTA: Hoist on his own petard.

ring - still frozen at the 30-yard-line after the "ice bowl..."

Uncle Phil: Stabbed through the throat with big game fishing hook and dragged behind the Minow.

SSJTWIZTA: pressure hoses shoved into each ear and turned on.

Astrocloud: Removed the tags from his mattress.

otto: helped astro...

uncle phil: Tripped over a piece of Skylab laying in the ruff.

Let's call it a death by a 7 irony.

Ring attacked by killer bunny a'la MP and the Holy Grail.

tully: spending a week here...

http://maps.google.com/maps?sourceid...=1&sa=N&tab=wl

uncle phil: forgot to sterilize the cutting edge technology

ottopilot: victim of random paper-boy accuracy.