phil:

4 golf balls stuffed in his yap......as well as a 3 iron tightened slowly around his throat ,.................until suffocation.......

fly: empty refrigerator...

Uncle Phil - Taken to Detroit

T665: accompanying UP to detroit...

UP: Bizarre gardening accident. Police thought best left unsolved.

Tophat665: Details are a little sketchy but his body is found on a London rooftop, bound to the chimney with a soot covered brush rammed down his gullet. In the distance someone whistles "Chim Chim Cher-ee" as fog fills the air.

Tully Mars paid the maximum penalty for stepping out of time, and was devoured by animated penguins.

Tophat665: Crushed by a bus tossed to the ground by Godzilla. Sadly he might have heard it coming had his MP3 not been blasting out "My Heart Will Go On" by Céline Dion.

Tully Mars: someone with the munchies mistook you for a candy bar.

Ring:

Caught talking backward to the White Knight, so the Red Queen said "Off with her head!"

Should have remembered what the dormouse said.

cowboy: fed the dormouse his head...

uncle phil: swallowed inside a particularly nasty sand trap.


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Crap! Sandworms!

Ring: with a bit of a nostalgic overload, ring entered a circle pit...

...she was never seen again.

SSJTWIZTA: Withered away of a vowel deficiency. (Should have gone to Hawaii while there was still time.)

Tophat665: tried to circumcise the giant sand worm

Otto: Tried the three course meal prototype chewing gum; juiced to death.

Astrocloud: Force fed Pop Rocks & Coke until his stomach exploded

TH665: drowned during his "born-again" baptism...

uncle mystro:

made to drink beer and clamato juice.............drowning accident

Fly: victim of early prototype "Hulk Hands"

Ottopilot: Shoved from behind onto a freshly waxed floor, which he skidded across, fetching up against the bar just as the bartender was blending a daquiri. Otto's head dislodged the lid from the blender, spewing partially ground ice everywhere, tripping the waitress and sending skewers of sate flying, one of which flew at the face of a navy seal who deflected it with a thrown knife which cut the cable on a mounted marlin which swung down and skewered otto through the throat.

In short, he was Rube Goldberged to death.

Tophat665: The dyslexic magician pulled the hat out of the rabbit.
I'm not sure if the hat is dead ,but it will never look the same.

Post crypt..(the rabbit is toast.)

Ring drank a toasted almond with the special bitter almond extract.

Pass the popcorn, honey.

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(me wants so badly to scream "GET A ROOM!!!", but instead says...)

ring: slipped on a half eaten jujubee, banged the back of her head on an aisle armrest, and stuck to the floor of the theater...

uncle phil's screaming finally overcame his good sense, and his brain exploded.

OCM: failed to read safety instructions indicating that "Roto-Rooter" is not recommended as a constipation remedy.

It's not as though I enjoy the killing...

ottopilot took a wrong turn, & ended up injured.

ocm took a header into the river...

uncle phil: The suspense is killin' him.

Ring: Said something so awkward not even she could wrap her head around it.

a stroke followed shortly after.

SSJTWIZTA: Death by Chocolate

Ottopilot was shoved viciously into a high speed ceiling fan and suffered instant decapitation, head still lying in the corner with a blank stare.

Milkyway was eaten alive by the Astrocloud.

AC overdosed on his own pizza...

ELP...
choked.

On the same damn pizza.

Ourcrazymodern?....(he was warned, and did it anyway.)
He cut me some slack.

ring: while showing off your new superhero outfit, your cape was sucked into a jet engine.

Ottopilot was torn apart in a public square by invisible demons.

Tophat665: He eagerly awaits his 666th incarnation.