Ring: attacked by killer tomato http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-conte...ertomatoes.jpg

SSJTWIZTA: passed out on Jason's lawn

ottopilot: forced to post on TFP until his eyes bleed and his fingers are typed down to the stubs... finally dies from lack of sleep and food.

Charlatan: Dies of fear at ottopilot's final post....

BG:


the high E acoustic guitar string,sloooooooowly tightened around your wrists....from behind......(and i don't mean that in a sexual way)......until both of your hands come free of your arms........and you bleed to death,while listening to..........


get this....


"while my guitar gently weeps"





at least it's the beatles:thumbsup:

fly: crushed by a very large novelty fly swatter.

ill play off of fly here...


Char: Hung with the high E string. his head comes off and lands so that he can stare at his lifeless, headless body untill the brain dies.

(this time is an electric string, acoustic and death dont have the same effect without meaningful lyrics) :p

SSJTWIZTA: Kept his dental appointment with Dr. J. Voorhees...



No! Stay back! Wait, those aren't my wife's underpants! My stubby fingers! My eyes! My eyes! Oh the humanity!

aaahhhhrrrrrggggg... gurgle, spew, cough, gasp, wheeze, thud ...

"rose...bud"

ottopilot: Killed by having a fire hose shoved up his butt and turned on full throttle. The cleanest explosion ever.

char: killed trying to keep up with delta house's drinking shenanigans.

Jennings points in horror.

swishy: made a sudden stop on the floor after chugging a bottle of tequila...

uncle phil: titillated beyond resurrection after reading the longest thread.

ring: cornered by a pack of enthusiastic wiener-dogs while dressed as a Snausage.

otto: Caned to death in a sugar field.

astrocloud... pushed into an industrial meat grinder only to become a wee bit of hundreds of happy meals.

Charlatan: on a dare, tongue stuck to the frozen surface of a Zamboni just before half time.

ottopilot: last seen flailing against the tide of current events.

ring: almost, i mean just about, there...

(she knows what i mean...)

uncle phil: parvus minor minimus, excessum,letum.

i think it's "litem," and you're probably right...

Ring and Phil: run over with a riding lawnmower. Their remains are spread for compost.

Char: Strays a bit to close to Audrey II.

http://broadwaymusicalhome.com/images/horrors.jpg

SSJTWIZTA: Experienced a catastrophic back-draft while lighting his own farts

ottopilot: The first victim of the Vermicious Knids.

( a Crispus Attucks thing)

(ring, let's tip charlie's lawnmower over...)

ring: hidden inside that cheshire-cat smile...

uncle phil: no one was left to speak on your behalf when "they" came for you.

interesting.

http://www.roalddahlfans.com/books/charknids.gif

ottopilot: His zipper got stuck upon reentry during a recent out-of-body experience, .

ottopilot: reincarnated as himself for eternity and forced to watch
'Ground Hog Day' every morning, until he begs for the Kevorkian solution.

ring: substitute teacher for the local Piranha Middle School

otto: jumping out of a perfectly good airplane - without the baggage...

uncle phil: star pupil in Jason's head-start program.

otto: decided his toaster was dirty and it was bath time.

SSJTWIZTA: After many repeated attempts to pronounce
his user-title: he giggled himself to Nirvana.

ring: a child of the corn

Otto: Made into a substitute teacher on a friday.

Astrocloud: choked on his own weiner

Otto: Died of boredom after being forced to watch "Spice World" for a week straight.

SSJTWIZTA had a boredom problem.

Ourcrazymodern?: Multiple la petite mort rendered him immortal.

hehe...and i always thought "la petite mort" was a "womens" thing; little do i know...

ring: relegated to the ninth circle...