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ottopilot · 08-13-2008, 05:09 AM

This thread acted now and received a bonus tub of OxyClean.

Tophat665 · 08-13-2008, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels

This thread is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive ...

However, this thread eats kryptonite for breakfast, sprinkled on its wheaties.

Sion · 08-13-2008, 08:47 AM

this thred can haz cheezberger?

Poppinjay · 08-13-2008, 09:03 AM

This thred iz in yer browzer, takin up cache.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-13-2008, 02:31 PM

This thread needs supervision.

(Please change my eyes!)

ottopilot · 08-13-2008, 03:17 PM

Noticing that the corresponding pegboard outline for the coping saw was empty, this thread assumes that someone has once again "borrowed" irresponsibly.

Tophat665 · 08-13-2008, 05:16 PM

This thread just wants to sing.

Poppinjay · 08-13-2008, 06:07 PM

This thread is an actuary.

Sion · 08-13-2008, 06:57 PM

this thread is a singing actuarial accountant from Amsterdam...

jewels · 08-14-2008, 03:16 AM

This thread just wants to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Do re me fa so la ti do ...

uncle phil · 08-14-2008, 03:18 AM

this thread always thought that doe was a deer, a female deer...

Tophat665 · 08-14-2008, 06:57 AM

This thread is on an eternal search for the perfect Shammi-kebab

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-14-2008, 06:58 AM

This thread is excited about going to see its lover tomorrow.

ottopilot · 08-14-2008, 07:25 AM

This thread should be watering the lawn.

Tophat665 · 08-14-2008, 08:28 AM

This thread should be dancin'
/ Yeaaaah

ring · 08-14-2008, 10:04 AM

This thread knows what jumping spiders like to eat.

uncle phil · 08-15-2008, 02:29 AM

this thread used to roast daddy-long-legs over a campfire on a hot dog stick...

Poppinjay · 08-15-2008, 02:43 AM

This thread tongue kissed The Closer.

jewels · 08-15-2008, 03:47 AM

This thread is thinking about a big barbecue tonight.

ottopilot · 08-15-2008, 05:06 AM

This thread will wear it's best Sunday go-to-meetin' bib to the barbecue tonight.

Tophat665 · 08-15-2008, 07:29 AM

Think thread's hank'rin' for a coolwater sammich

BadNick · 08-18-2008, 08:33 AM

I wish I could tell you what I witnessed, but I can't.

Sion · 08-18-2008, 01:05 PM

This thread just ate a meatloaf sammich that was absolutely divine...

jewels · 08-23-2008, 05:04 AM

This thread says "feed me" ...

Tophat665 · 08-23-2008, 05:28 AM

THis thread was feeling so alone that it was forced to sing spirituals, badly.

ottopilot · 08-23-2008, 06:04 AM

This thread sings regardless

BadNick · 08-23-2008, 09:37 PM

Before joining the Witness Protection Program, this thread was in Sing Sing.

uncle phil · 08-24-2008, 02:22 AM

this thread couldn't sing its way out of a wet paper bag...

jewels · 08-24-2008, 03:29 AM

This thread sings better'n you. At least in the shower.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-24-2008, 06:11 AM

This thread sings arbitrarily.

Sion · 08-24-2008, 10:12 AM

this thread has never had a zipless fuck

uncle phil · 08-24-2008, 03:41 PM

this thread was around before velcro...

jewels · 08-25-2008, 01:55 AM

This thread denounces Krazy Glue...

BadNick · 08-25-2008, 07:55 AM

This thread believes that Ron Popeil may be the third coming of Christ.

jewels · 08-26-2008, 02:17 AM

This thread has been known to roll in and out of delusional fantasy ...

uncle phil · 08-26-2008, 02:36 AM

this thread wears a barrel on april 15th...

ring · 08-26-2008, 07:49 AM

This thread has to quit smoking for four months,
before the surgeon will fix C-4,5,6,&7.

(c'mon people, bring on the good pain in the neck jokes, I need 'em.)

Tophat665 · 08-26-2008, 12:59 PM

This thread's pain is generally in the lower lumbar region, or the coccyx.

This thread likes saying coccyx. Coccyx.Coccyx.Coccyx.Coccyx.

OK, this thread is done now.

Coccyx.

BadNick · 08-26-2008, 05:27 PM

This thread believes that ring's computer is/was a pain in her neck.

PS: this thread likes smelling fresh cured tobacco, not smoking it.

ottopilot · 08-26-2008, 06:04 PM

This thread was last seen operating a UPS Store in Waddy Peytona.

08-13-2008, 05:09 AM	#1561 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread acted now and received a bonus tub of OxyClean. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-13-2008, 08:47 AM	#1563 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thred can haz cheezberger? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-13-2008, 09:03 AM	#1564 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thred iz in yer browzer, takin up cache. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

08-13-2008, 03:17 PM	#1566 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	Noticing that the corresponding pegboard outline for the coping saw was empty, this thread assumes that someone has once again "borrowed" irresponsibly. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-13-2008, 05:16 PM	#1567 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread just wants to sing. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-13-2008, 02:31 PM	#1565 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread needs supervision. (Please change my eyes!)

08-13-2008, 06:07 PM	#1568 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread is an actuary. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

08-13-2008, 06:57 PM	#1569 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread is a singing actuarial accountant from Amsterdam... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-14-2008, 03:16 AM	#1570 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread just wants to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! Do re me fa so la ti do ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-14-2008, 03:18 AM	#1571 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread always thought that doe was a deer, a female deer... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-14-2008, 06:57 AM	#1572 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is on an eternal search for the perfect Shammi-kebab __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-14-2008, 06:58 AM	#1573 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is excited about going to see its lover tomorrow. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-14-2008, 07:25 AM	#1574 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread should be watering the lawn. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-14-2008, 08:28 AM	#1575 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread should be dancin' / Yeaaaah __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-14-2008, 10:04 AM	#1576 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread knows what jumping spiders like to eat.

08-15-2008, 02:29 AM	#1577 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread used to roast daddy-long-legs over a campfire on a hot dog stick... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-15-2008, 02:43 AM	#1578 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread tongue kissed The Closer. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

08-15-2008, 03:47 AM	#1579 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is thinking about a big barbecue tonight. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-15-2008, 05:06 AM	#1580 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread will wear it's best Sunday go-to-meetin' bib to the barbecue tonight. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-15-2008, 07:29 AM	#1581 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Think thread's hank'rin' for a coolwater sammich __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-18-2008, 08:33 AM	#1582 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I wish I could tell you what I witnessed, but I can't.

08-18-2008, 01:05 PM	#1583 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	This thread just ate a meatloaf sammich that was absolutely divine... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-23-2008, 05:04 AM	#1584 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread says "feed me" ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-23-2008, 05:28 AM	#1585 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread was feeling so alone that it was forced to sing spirituals, badly. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-23-2008, 06:04 AM	#1586 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread sings regardless __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-23-2008, 09:37 PM	#1587 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Before joining the Witness Protection Program, this thread was in Sing Sing.

08-24-2008, 02:22 AM	#1588 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread couldn't sing its way out of a wet paper bag... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-24-2008, 03:29 AM	#1589 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread sings better'n you. At least in the shower. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-24-2008, 06:11 AM	#1590 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread sings arbitrarily. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-24-2008, 10:12 AM	#1591 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread has never had a zipless fuck __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-24-2008, 03:41 PM	#1592 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread was around before velcro... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-25-2008, 01:55 AM	#1593 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread denounces Krazy Glue... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-25-2008, 07:55 AM	#1594 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread believes that Ron Popeil may be the third coming of Christ.

08-26-2008, 02:17 AM	#1595 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has been known to roll in and out of delusional fantasy ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-26-2008, 02:36 AM	#1596 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread wears a barrel on april 15th... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.