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Old 08-05-2008, 03:22 PM   #1521 (permalink)
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this thread thinks Swan should be war-chief
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:20 PM   #1522 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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This thread needs some sleep.
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:44 AM   #1523 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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this thread waits for the fog to lift...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:54 AM   #1524 (permalink)
You had me at hello
 
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This thread is a bad 80's sitcom.
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:36 AM   #1525 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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This thread expects satisfaction.
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:53 AM   #1526 (permalink)
 
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This thread lives to love and loves to live.
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:11 PM   #1527 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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This thread has loved it's entire life.
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Old 08-07-2008, 05:36 AM   #1528 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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this thread loves sex, drugs (or, more likely, bourbon), and rock & roll...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 08-07-2008, 06:33 AM   #1529 (permalink)
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This thread is "that guy" at parties.
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:20 AM   #1530 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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This thread and Mr. Bill have never been seen together in the same place at the same time.
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:10 AM   #1531 (permalink)
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If you look closely, you can see Mr. Bill at this solemn witness protection ceremony.

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Old 08-07-2008, 11:10 AM   #1532 (permalink)
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This thread is "that guy" at parties.
Mostly because this thread brings That Girl to parties.
/ Haven't we been here before?
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:54 PM   #1533 (permalink)
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this thread loves sex, drugs (or, more likely, bourbon), and rock & roll...
Bourbon! In fact, this thread is enjoying a glass of Maker's Mark on the rocks while nuking a bowl of nutritious mini-ravioli for the youngster.
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:31 PM   #1534 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Cigarettes and bourbon and wild, wild women have driven this thread crazy, they drive it insane.
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:16 PM   #1535 (permalink)
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...wild, wild women have driven this thread...
This thread wonders if she can shift a manual tranny?
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:09 AM   #1536 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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our friends south of the border have minorities, too?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:14 AM   #1537 (permalink)
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This thread enjoys living in a fantasy world from time to time.
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:16 AM   #1538 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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This thread once knew a tranny named Manuel.
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:20 AM   #1539 (permalink)
You had me at hello
 
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Este hilo de rosca quiere el sexo extraño
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:34 AM   #1540 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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A este hilo también le gustan pequeñas criaturas forestales.

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Old 08-08-2008, 05:53 AM   #1541 (permalink)
Minion of the scaléd ones
 
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This thread is surrounded by illegal, Mexican Muppets, taking jobs away from hardworking 'Murikan muppets. Suddenly, Sam the Eagle makes more sense to this thread, and it pines for Wayne and Wanda. This thread does not speak you crazy moon language. (No habla su lengua loca lunara).
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:56 AM   #1542 (permalink)
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Este hilo ha locos habitantes que asustar a cabo la mierda de algunos.
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:12 AM   #1543 (permalink)
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This thread is going to sic Tom Tancredo on your ass. (Y piense que usted deba ir y fritar monos.)
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:18 AM   #1544 (permalink)
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This thread is the Frito Bandito.
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:35 AM   #1545 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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This thread wonders if she can shift a manual tranny?
Todo es felicidad y juegos to this thread.
(& yes, she's very good with her hands)
((But, no))

Heh.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:11 PM   #1546 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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This thread sometimes dreams of Dora the Explorer.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:13 PM   #1547 (permalink)
 
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This thread has the highest score, on any manual dexterity test.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:49 PM   #1548 (permalink)
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This thread has the highest score, on any manual dexterity test.
To attempt to emulate a friend of ours:

No one can doubt that
For some one with such a sharp
And clever brain cells

I feel obliged to add: Burma Shave.
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:29 PM   #1549 (permalink)
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This thread once knew a yoga instructor named Manuel Dexterity.
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Old 08-09-2008, 03:13 AM   #1550 (permalink)
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This thread is the epitome of genius, dexterity, beauty and total perfection.
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Old 08-09-2008, 03:56 AM   #1551 (permalink)
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this thread throws up the bullshit flag...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:41 AM   #1552 (permalink)
 
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This thread watches the buffalo chips fall where they..ummm..fall.
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:57 PM   #1553 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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This thread is drooling at the same time as it quivers, watching the Olympics and experiencing ghosts.
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Old 08-10-2008, 04:42 AM   #1554 (permalink)
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This thread is not representative of the collective soul of it's frequenters This thread has a mind of its own and has threatened to precariously tickle any whom might believe otherwise.
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:13 AM   #1555 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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This thread is leveraging synergies to garner higher utilization while boosting ROI.
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:22 AM   #1556 (permalink)
 
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This thread relentlessly hunts down the buzz killers.
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:58 AM   #1557 (permalink)
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This thread is fluent in Jive, Jargon, and Doublespeak
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Old 08-12-2008, 12:21 PM   #1558 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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This thread will not even threaten a thing that doesn't do so.

(Not meant to be haiku...but, damnit, I had a thought.)

Not much of a thought,
but you can feel what I said;
If you can't, more drugs!

(NO!)
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Old 08-13-2008, 04:25 AM   #1559 (permalink)
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This thread is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive ...
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Old 08-13-2008, 04:29 AM   #1560 (permalink)
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This thred are makin u laff lik a lolcat.
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