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jewels · 07-31-2008, 09:29 AM

This thread wants to know if we're there yet.

BadNick · 07-31-2008, 10:54 AM

This thread will turn around and go home if all of you don't shut up and sit still!!!

ottopilot · 07-31-2008, 11:13 AM

Don't look at this thread in that tone of voice mister!

(my dad really once said "don't look at me in that tone of voice" ... good times)

jewels · 07-31-2008, 12:28 PM

This thread needs a bathroom. Really bad.

BadNick · 07-31-2008, 12:44 PM

Sometimes this thread feels like it's just pissing into the wind.

uncle phil · 07-31-2008, 12:45 PM

this thread should use the mayonnaise jar...that's what we brought it for...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-31-2008, 05:45 PM

This thread is in la-la land, but headed towards the #8 city to live in, in the country, according to Money magazine, and then to Wisconsin, for love...

Sion · 07-31-2008, 07:00 PM

this thread was once arrested for looking for love in all the wrong places...

ottopilot · 07-31-2008, 08:05 PM

this thread has more often been arrested for attempting to insert it's love in all the wrong places.

uncle phil · 08-01-2008, 03:06 AM

this thread has never gone "wookin' po' nub..."

lotsofmagnets · 08-01-2008, 03:26 AM

this thread has never owned orange socks

Poppinjay · 08-01-2008, 03:41 AM

This thread totally hooked up with this girl from Canada over the summer.

jewels · 08-01-2008, 03:43 AM

This thread is not a hooker.

ring · 08-01-2008, 05:02 AM

This thread's closets are all Fibber Mcgee.

BadNick · 08-01-2008, 05:35 AM

This thread looks in closets to see who's in there.

Poppinjay · 08-01-2008, 05:39 AM

This thread is out of the closet and looks fabulous.

Tophat665 · 08-01-2008, 09:00 AM

Last time this thread looked in the closet, it saw Eminem trying to clean it out, so it closed the door and walked away.

ottopilot · 08-01-2008, 11:41 AM

this thread is a frayed-knot

Tophat665 · 08-01-2008, 02:26 PM

This thread is too sexy for it's shirt.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-01-2008, 05:51 PM

This thread is being lovingly caressed by the other it came to visit, and once again has nothing on. (Sorry, ELP!)

jewels · 08-02-2008, 02:54 AM

This thread is ticklish in the morning ...

uncle phil · 08-02-2008, 04:24 AM

this thread sounds, again, like it needs to get a room...

BadNick · 08-02-2008, 08:25 AM

...or an isolation tank.

What did this guy do, eat a guppy?

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-02-2008, 09:14 AM

This thread intended expansion, but its help-mates device has gone down.

(ABR)

So, a one, and a two, and an ILTF!

ottopilot · 08-02-2008, 09:32 AM

This thread is feeling all tingly.

Sion · 08-02-2008, 11:29 AM

this thread embraces radical socio/political/economic constructs with open legs

jewels · 08-02-2008, 12:41 PM

This thread can't find its own network ...

BadNick · 08-03-2008, 08:38 AM

This thread has caught fish in its network.

Tophat665 · 08-03-2008, 05:53 PM

This thread thinks they came to eat the bugs.

jewels · 08-04-2008, 01:23 AM

This thread is riding on a Mac.

uncle phil · 08-04-2008, 02:42 AM

this thread could be dining on a big mac...

BadNick · 08-04-2008, 06:07 AM

This thread went to a Sonic yesterday for the first time and had a Super Sonic day.

ottopilot · 08-04-2008, 10:10 AM

This thread is now digging Sonic.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-04-2008, 06:04 PM

Fun!

This thread can't pretend, anymore, as if it ever might've!!

uncle phil · 08-05-2008, 02:52 AM

sometimes this thread feels like sisyphus...

Tophat665 · 08-05-2008, 05:26 AM

Sometimes this thread is a Rolling Stone

ottopilot · 08-05-2008, 05:36 AM

This thread was accused of a pick when in fact it was a scratch.

Poppinjay · 08-05-2008, 05:40 AM

This thread waited all night.

Tophat665 · 08-05-2008, 07:13 AM

This thread once grooved with a Pict in a very noisy, vermin infested cave.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-05-2008, 01:48 PM

This thread might be considered vermin, by those of us who refuse to see.

07-31-2008, 09:29 AM	#1481 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread wants to know if we're there yet. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-31-2008, 11:13 AM	#1483 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	Don't look at this thread in that tone of voice mister! (my dad really once said "don't look at me in that tone of voice" ... good times) __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-31-2008, 12:28 PM	#1484 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread needs a bathroom. Really bad. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-31-2008, 12:45 PM	#1486 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread should use the mayonnaise jar...that's what we brought it for... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-31-2008, 07:00 PM	#1488 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread was once arrested for looking for love in all the wrong places... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

07-31-2008, 10:54 AM	#1482 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread will turn around and go home if all of you don't shut up and sit still!!!

07-31-2008, 12:44 PM	#1485 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Sometimes this thread feels like it's just pissing into the wind.

07-31-2008, 05:45 PM	#1487 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is in la-la land, but headed towards the #8 city to live in, in the country, according to Money magazine, and then to Wisconsin, for love...

07-31-2008, 08:05 PM	#1489 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	this thread has more often been arrested for attempting to insert it's love in all the wrong places. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-01-2008, 03:06 AM	#1490 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread has never gone "wookin' po' nub..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-01-2008, 03:26 AM	#1491 (permalink)
lotsofmagnets Upright Location: reykjavík, iceland	this thread has never owned orange socks __________________ mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

08-01-2008, 03:41 AM	#1492 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread totally hooked up with this girl from Canada over the summer. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

08-01-2008, 03:43 AM	#1493 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is not a hooker. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-01-2008, 05:02 AM	#1494 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread's closets are all Fibber Mcgee.

08-01-2008, 05:35 AM	#1495 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread looks in closets to see who's in there.

08-01-2008, 02:26 PM	#1499 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is too sexy for it's shirt. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-03-2008, 05:53 PM	#1509 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread thinks they came to eat the bugs. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-01-2008, 05:39 AM	#1496 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread is out of the closet and looks fabulous. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

08-01-2008, 09:00 AM	#1497 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Last time this thread looked in the closet, it saw Eminem trying to clean it out, so it closed the door and walked away. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-01-2008, 11:41 AM	#1498 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	this thread is a frayed-knot __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-01-2008, 05:51 PM	#1500 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is being lovingly caressed by the other it came to visit, and once again has nothing on. (Sorry, ELP!) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-02-2008, 02:54 AM	#1501 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is ticklish in the morning ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-02-2008, 04:24 AM	#1502 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread sounds, again, like it needs to get a room... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-02-2008, 08:25 AM	#1503 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...or an isolation tank. What did this guy do, eat a guppy?

08-02-2008, 09:14 AM	#1504 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread intended expansion, but its help-mates device has gone down. (ABR) So, a one, and a two, and an ILTF!

08-02-2008, 09:32 AM	#1505 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread is feeling all tingly. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-02-2008, 11:29 AM	#1506 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread embraces radical socio/political/economic constructs with open legs __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-02-2008, 12:41 PM	#1507 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread can't find its own network ...

08-03-2008, 08:38 AM	#1508 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread has caught fish in its network.

08-04-2008, 01:23 AM	#1510 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is riding on a Mac. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-04-2008, 02:42 AM	#1511 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread could be dining on a big mac... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-04-2008, 06:07 AM	#1512 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread went to a Sonic yesterday for the first time and had a Super Sonic day.

08-04-2008, 10:10 AM	#1513 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread is now digging Sonic. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-04-2008, 06:04 PM	#1514 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Fun! This thread can't pretend, anymore, as if it ever might've!!

08-05-2008, 02:52 AM	#1515 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sometimes this thread feels like sisyphus... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2008, 05:26 AM	#1516 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Sometimes this thread is a Rolling Stone __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-05-2008, 05:36 AM	#1517 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread was accused of a pick when in fact it was a scratch. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo