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07-17-2008, 09:30 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Pay no attention to this thread's glazed look. It's been abusing doughnut holes again
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07-18-2008, 01:50 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread CAN handle the truth...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-18-2008, 05:16 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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This thread manhandles the truth.
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07-18-2008, 06:18 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Quote:
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07-19-2008, 09:51 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread also knows how to use a hookah...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-21-2008, 02:50 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread did not get a good night's sleep...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-21-2008, 06:01 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Looks like this thread picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
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07-21-2008, 06:02 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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This thread is fluent in jive.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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07-21-2008, 06:12 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Cut dis thread som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
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07-21-2008, 12:26 PM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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 HAND JIVE I know a cat named Way-Out Willie He got a cool little chick named Rockin' Millie He can Walk and Stroll and Suzy-Q And do that crazy Hand Jive too Papa told Willie You'll ruin my home You and that Hand Jive has got to go Willie said Papa don't put me down They doin' that Hand Jive all over town Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, doin' that crazy Hand Jive Mama mama look at Uncle Joe He's doing the Hand Jive with Sister Flo' Grandma gave baby sister a dime Said do that Hand Jive one more time Doctor and a Lawyer and an Indian Chief Now they all dig that crazy beat Way Out Willie gave them all a treat When he did that hand jive with his feet Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Doin' that crazy hand jive Willie and Millie got married last fall They had a little Willie junior and that ain't all Well the baby got famous and it's plain to see Doing the Hand Jive on TV Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Doin that crazy Hand Jive |
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07-21-2008, 02:24 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread does the Stray Cat Strut
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07-21-2008, 03:57 PM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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this thread's done the macarena once or twice...
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07-21-2008, 04:32 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread hails the chief...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-21-2008, 05:49 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread knows that the 7 kinds of farts are: the fizz, the fazz, the fizz-fazz, the rip-shit, the tear-ass, the snorter, and the one that goes whoosh.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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07-22-2008, 06:22 AM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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This thread has license to ill.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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07-22-2008, 04:46 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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However, this threads poetic license was suspended for speed reading while intoxicated. Unfortunately telling the judge that James Joyce doesn't make any sense regardless of how fast it's read or how much liquor is consumed was not an effective defense.
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07-22-2008, 05:00 PM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread does not require a license to speak its mind.
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07-22-2008, 05:48 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread reaps what it sows
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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07-23-2008, 06:07 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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This thread is nominating Benny Lava for President...I believe Benny supports improved relations with our overseas neighbors via construction of a cat monorail across the Atlantic Ocean...creative and fuel efficient!
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07-24-2008, 12:27 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread should try a half gainer first, followed by a triple lindy of the atlantic street pier...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-24-2008, 03:57 PM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread has not been swimming in a pool table. Yet.
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