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BadNick · 02-29-2008, 07:17 AM

In spite of the legal consequences, this thread was sporking big time as it shook hands with it's female probation officer.

Sion · 02-29-2008, 03:21 PM

this thread is spork-a-licious

Fly · 02-29-2008, 06:31 PM

this thread has somehow misplaced it's spork....

Tophat665 · 02-29-2008, 08:12 PM

This thread would like to fight a civil war for the liberation of Jumbo Shrimp. It will base this out of some well preserved ruins, and the front for HQ will be the Offices of a Marijuana Initiative. It's military intelligence will start a reality TV program based on religious truths, and advertise plastic silverware and English China.

Sion · 03-01-2008, 03:28 AM

this thread thinks that jumbo shrimp is a contradiction in terms

uncle phil · 03-01-2008, 03:30 AM

bubba gump blesses this thread...

jewels · 03-01-2008, 04:49 AM

This thread never knows what it's gonna get.

Tophat665 · 03-01-2008, 08:30 AM

This thread is as this thread does.

BadNick · 03-01-2008, 09:06 PM

uncle phil · 03-02-2008, 03:39 AM

this thread is often caught scratching its head also...

jewels · 03-02-2008, 06:13 AM

This thread smells like sizzling bacon.

Tophat665 · 03-02-2008, 09:37 AM

This thread would like to extend a laurel, and hearty handshake to it's new....
Sheriff.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-02-2008, 02:04 PM

This thread (probably) knows where you live.

It's on its way.

BadNick · 03-02-2008, 06:16 PM

if you're not a gaucho don't be a groucho

ring · 03-02-2008, 07:30 PM

This thread, pounced on leap day.

jewels · 03-03-2008, 01:30 AM

This thread came in like a lion but will go out like a lamb.

uncle phil · 03-03-2008, 03:20 AM

this thread knows who shot the sheriff...

Sion · 03-03-2008, 03:34 AM

this thread did NOT shoot the deputy

Fly · 03-03-2008, 06:43 AM

this thread has one foot in the door........

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-03-2008, 07:37 AM

This thread remains unashamed.

ring · 03-03-2008, 11:37 AM

This thread wags its tail.

uncle phil · 03-04-2008, 04:40 AM

this thread peddles papers periodically...

jewels · 03-04-2008, 05:16 AM

This thread is slow and methodical.

BadNick · 03-04-2008, 08:52 AM

This thread wants a man with a slow hand, a lover with an easy touch, somebody who will spend some time, not come and go in a heated rush. But it will take anything it can get.

Sion · 03-04-2008, 09:04 AM

this thread discovered disappearing ink

ring · 03-04-2008, 10:02 AM

This thread can recognize a fellow clever minx.

Tophat665 · 03-04-2008, 10:31 AM

Can this thread get a witness? Or a table dance?

BadNick · 03-04-2008, 11:50 AM

Hearing "table dance" sent a tingle up from this thread's toe to its head ...or was it down from its head to toe? This thread has not been to Montreal in quite some time, but the Sextuple strip club was an awesome place.

jewels · 03-04-2008, 12:00 PM

This thread will be having a sonogram tomorrow due to the annoying frequency of Braxton Hicks contractions.

ring · 03-04-2008, 12:22 PM

This thread will keep you all in its prayers.

uncle phil · 03-04-2008, 01:14 PM

this thread says, "nighty - night...kiss me..."

Tophat665 · 03-04-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

this thread peddles papers periodically...

This thread thwarts the third threat this Thursday. Whereas we will watch with wistful wonder. Avast! Another announcement? Avaunt! This thread makes an assonance of alliteration.

BadNick · 03-04-2008, 07:55 PM

sometimes this thread is witless, but who cares, it got legs!

jewels · 03-05-2008, 01:28 AM

This thread is sniffling and sniveling but should be snuggling.

uncle phil · 03-05-2008, 03:36 AM

this thread believes it will have another beer...

ring · 03-05-2008, 04:50 AM

This thread has an hour to wait before the package store opens.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-05-2008, 06:40 AM

This thread survived a wonder-full lost weekend.

ring · 03-05-2008, 06:42 AM

This thread is fully charged.

jewels · 03-05-2008, 07:46 AM

This thread is well red.

ring · 03-05-2008, 09:05 AM

This thread's parents...are both transparent and transcendant.

Isn't it fun?

02-29-2008, 03:21 PM	#602 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread is spork-a-licious __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-29-2008, 06:31 PM	#603 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread has somehow misplaced it's spork.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-29-2008, 08:12 PM	#604 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread would like to fight a civil war for the liberation of Jumbo Shrimp. It will base this out of some well preserved ruins, and the front for HQ will be the Offices of a Marijuana Initiative. It's military intelligence will start a reality TV program based on religious truths, and advertise plastic silverware and English China. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-01-2008, 03:28 AM	#605 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread thinks that jumbo shrimp is a contradiction in terms __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

03-01-2008, 03:30 AM	#606 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bubba gump blesses this thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-29-2008, 07:17 AM	#601 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	In spite of the legal consequences, this thread was sporking big time as it shook hands with it's female probation officer.

03-01-2008, 04:49 AM	#607 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread never knows what it's gonna get. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-01-2008, 08:30 AM	#608 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is as this thread does. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-01-2008, 09:06 PM	#609 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa

03-02-2008, 03:39 AM	#610 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is often caught scratching its head also... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-02-2008, 06:13 AM	#611 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread smells like sizzling bacon. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-02-2008, 09:37 AM	#612 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread would like to extend a laurel, and hearty handshake to it's new.... Sheriff. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-02-2008, 02:04 PM	#613 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread (probably) knows where you live. It's on its way. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-02-2008, 06:16 PM	#614 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	if you're not a gaucho don't be a groucho

03-02-2008, 07:30 PM	#615 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread, pounced on leap day.

03-03-2008, 01:30 AM	#616 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread came in like a lion but will go out like a lamb. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-03-2008, 03:20 AM	#617 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread knows who shot the sheriff... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-03-2008, 03:34 AM	#618 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread did NOT shoot the deputy __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

03-03-2008, 06:43 AM	#619 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread has one foot in the door........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-03-2008, 07:37 AM	#620 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread remains unashamed. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-03-2008, 11:37 AM	#621 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread wags its tail.

03-04-2008, 04:40 AM	#622 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread peddles papers periodically... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-04-2008, 05:16 AM	#623 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is slow and methodical. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-04-2008, 08:52 AM	#624 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread wants a man with a slow hand, a lover with an easy touch, somebody who will spend some time, not come and go in a heated rush. But it will take anything it can get.

03-04-2008, 09:04 AM	#625 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread discovered disappearing ink __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... Last edited by Sion; 03-04-2008 at 09:08 AM..

03-04-2008, 10:02 AM	#626 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread can recognize a fellow clever minx.

03-04-2008, 10:31 AM	#627 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Can this thread get a witness? Or a table dance? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-04-2008, 11:50 AM	#628 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Hearing "table dance" sent a tingle up from this thread's toe to its head ...or was it down from its head to toe? This thread has not been to Montreal in quite some time, but the Sextuple strip club was an awesome place.

03-04-2008, 12:00 PM	#629 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread will be having a sonogram tomorrow due to the annoying frequency of Braxton Hicks contractions. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-04-2008, 12:22 PM	#630 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread will keep you all in its prayers.

03-04-2008, 01:14 PM	#631 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread says, "nighty - night...kiss me..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-04-2008, 07:55 PM	#633 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	sometimes this thread is witless, but who cares, it got legs!

03-05-2008, 01:28 AM	#634 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is sniffling and sniveling but should be snuggling. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-05-2008, 03:36 AM	#635 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread believes it will have another beer... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-05-2008, 04:50 AM	#636 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has an hour to wait before the package store opens.