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ring · 01-19-2008, 08:31 AM

This thread wishes it could literally be it's own antonym.

Fotzlid · 01-19-2008, 01:38 PM

this thread is heading to the mountains for the weekend

BadNick · 01-19-2008, 02:03 PM

this thread is full of good yarns ...tell us some.

How many Fotzlid's does it take to ski down a slippery slope?

Tophat665 · 01-19-2008, 06:38 PM

This thread has figured out how to get the boat up the mountain, but still can't see what good it would do.

This thread demonstrates the converse of metonymy.

BadNick · 01-19-2008, 07:37 PM

The boat went over the mountain to see what it could see.

Probably because of the talented posters in this thread, this thread emphasizes metonymy, synecdoche and extreme instances of paratactical structures in its compositions, which, even when employing everyday speech, create a far different texture than lesser threads at TFP.

Sion · 01-20-2008, 03:39 AM

all your base are belong to this thread

Tophat665 · 01-20-2008, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

all your base are belong to this thread

Therefore, you must all be on acid.

This thread is for great justice, if not great grammar.

This thread is cool for Cats, but not so much for Squeeze.

ring · 01-20-2008, 08:40 AM

This thread will never be a pugnacious pugilist.

Tophat665 · 01-20-2008, 09:29 AM

This thread rests secure in the certainty that fisticuffs is a passe pass-time, and limits its forays into mayhem to keenly wounding rhetoric.

ring · 01-20-2008, 09:33 AM

keen this thread is.

uncle phil · 01-20-2008, 12:52 PM

this thread accompanied w. c. fields to philadelphia once, but it was closed...

Fotzlid · 01-20-2008, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

this thread is full of good yarns ...tell us some.

How many Fotzlid's does it take to ski down a slippery slope?

lol. only one and badly at that.

this thread is going for it on 4th and 1.

BadNick · 01-20-2008, 07:34 PM

this thread missed the field goal

Tophat665 · 01-20-2008, 09:19 PM

This thread has three nipples.
(nipple. nipple. See!)

Fotzlid · 01-20-2008, 11:11 PM

this thread has seen Paris and is happily returning to the farm.

uncle phil · 01-21-2008, 03:33 AM

this thread carried coal to newcastle...

Sion · 01-21-2008, 04:01 AM

this thread was born to love you...this thread was born to lick your face

jewels · 01-21-2008, 04:07 AM

This thread is unpretentious.

paddyjoe · 01-21-2008, 04:36 AM

this thread laughs in the face of danger....

Tophat665 · 01-21-2008, 06:00 AM

Danger? This thread doesn't know the meaning of the word. Metaphorically, that is. I mean, this thread isn't ignorant or anything.

ring · 01-21-2008, 08:37 AM

This thread never puts chewing gum under the table.

Tophat665 · 01-21-2008, 09:50 AM

This thread has a vast collection of snow globes showing tropical scenes.

Fly · 01-21-2008, 10:24 AM

this thread is on fucking fire baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fotzlid · 01-21-2008, 11:50 AM

this thread drives too slowly, doesnt adjust its mirrors properly and always has the sun visor down.

Sion · 01-21-2008, 12:54 PM

this thread enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid

Fly · 01-21-2008, 01:30 PM

this thread just had a smokin' flashback.................

acid..........the unmemories.

Tophat665 · 01-21-2008, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid

this thread drives too slowly, doesnt adjust its mirrors properly and always has the sun visor down.

Evidently this thread is either an old lady, a stoned Mexican, or an Asian from the greater DC area.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

this thread is on fucking fire baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the other hand, this thread has seduced fly over to the dark side, so who cares how it drives.

Fly · 01-21-2008, 06:32 PM

this thread wears it's damn seatbelt...........it's good to go.

jewels · 01-22-2008, 02:45 AM

This thread is blowing bubbles.

Sion · 01-22-2008, 03:21 AM

this thread's mother was a hamster and its father smelt of elderberries

uncle phil · 01-22-2008, 03:36 AM

this thread fit the battle of jericho...

Fotzlid · 01-22-2008, 11:31 AM

this thread is going to go platinum.

Tophat665 · 01-22-2008, 11:55 AM

Actually, this thread is going to Europe.

This thread runs from Sion's vicious taunting.

BadNick · 01-22-2008, 12:00 PM

We all have a responsibility to protect the true identity of this thread ...or else.

Fotzlid · 01-22-2008, 12:46 PM

this thread is wanted in 7 states.

jewels · 01-22-2008, 12:59 PM

This thread receives a hefty pension from the US Postal Service.

BadNick · 01-22-2008, 02:00 PM

ahhh, that explains some things. This thread had gone postal and thus got entangled with the law.

Tophat665 · 01-22-2008, 02:03 PM

This thread doesn't mind being entagled with the law, so long as it involves a cute lady cop. /rrrrowr.

paddyjoe · 01-22-2008, 02:55 PM

this thread may go both ways........

uncle phil · 01-22-2008, 04:35 PM

which way does your door swing...

01-19-2008, 06:38 PM	#244 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has figured out how to get the boat up the mountain, but still can't see what good it would do. This thread demonstrates the converse of metonymy. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-20-2008, 03:39 AM	#246 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	all your base are belong to this thread __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-20-2008, 09:29 AM	#249 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread rests secure in the certainty that fisticuffs is a passe pass-time, and limits its forays into mayhem to keenly wounding rhetoric. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-20-2008, 12:52 PM	#251 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread accompanied w. c. fields to philadelphia once, but it was closed... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-20-2008, 09:19 PM	#254 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has three nipples. (nipple. nipple. See!) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-19-2008, 08:31 AM	#241 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread wishes it could literally be it's own antonym.

01-19-2008, 01:38 PM	#242 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread is heading to the mountains for the weekend

01-19-2008, 02:03 PM	#243 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread is full of good yarns ...tell us some. How many Fotzlid's does it take to ski down a slippery slope?

01-19-2008, 07:37 PM	#245 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	The boat went over the mountain to see what it could see. Probably because of the talented posters in this thread, this thread emphasizes metonymy, synecdoche and extreme instances of paratactical structures in its compositions, which, even when employing everyday speech, create a far different texture than lesser threads at TFP.

01-20-2008, 08:40 AM	#248 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread will never be a pugnacious pugilist.

01-20-2008, 09:33 AM	#250 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	keen this thread is.

01-20-2008, 07:34 PM	#253 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread missed the field goal

01-20-2008, 11:11 PM	#255 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread has seen Paris and is happily returning to the farm.

01-21-2008, 03:33 AM	#256 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread carried coal to newcastle... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-21-2008, 04:01 AM	#257 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread was born to love you...this thread was born to lick your face __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-21-2008, 04:07 AM	#258 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is unpretentious. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-21-2008, 04:36 AM	#259 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	this thread laughs in the face of danger....

01-21-2008, 06:00 AM	#260 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Danger? This thread doesn't know the meaning of the word. Metaphorically, that is. I mean, this thread isn't ignorant or anything. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-21-2008, 08:37 AM	#261 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread never puts chewing gum under the table.

01-21-2008, 09:50 AM	#262 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has a vast collection of snow globes showing tropical scenes. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-21-2008, 10:24 AM	#263 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is on fucking fire baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-21-2008, 11:50 AM	#264 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread drives too slowly, doesnt adjust its mirrors properly and always has the sun visor down.

01-21-2008, 12:54 PM	#265 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-21-2008, 01:30 PM	#266 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread just had a smokin' flashback................. acid..........the unmemories. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-21-2008, 06:32 PM	#268 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread wears it's damn seatbelt...........it's good to go. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-22-2008, 02:45 AM	#269 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is blowing bubbles. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-22-2008, 03:21 AM	#270 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread's mother was a hamster and its father smelt of elderberries __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-22-2008, 03:36 AM	#271 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread fit the battle of jericho... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-22-2008, 11:31 AM	#272 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread is going to go platinum.

01-22-2008, 11:55 AM	#273 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Actually, this thread is going to Europe. This thread runs from Sion's vicious taunting. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-22-2008, 12:00 PM	#274 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	We all have a responsibility to protect the true identity of this thread ...or else.

01-22-2008, 12:46 PM	#275 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread is wanted in 7 states.

01-22-2008, 12:59 PM	#276 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread receives a hefty pension from the US Postal Service. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-22-2008, 02:00 PM	#277 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	ahhh, that explains some things. This thread had gone postal and thus got entangled with the law.

01-22-2008, 02:03 PM	#278 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread doesn't mind being entagled with the law, so long as it involves a cute lady cop. /rrrrowr. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-22-2008, 02:55 PM	#279 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	this thread may go both ways........