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Tophat665 · 02-15-2008, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

Even though this thread drives a 600+ hp Supra turbo, it just looked at it's penis in the mirror and it appears to be normal size, but it's sure it was one of those mirrors that makes everything look smaller than it really is (can't show face due to witness protection program rules and regulations)

This thread wants to touch the hiney.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

This thread has abs of steel. Don't try to snag a peek until the baby comes.

This thread also has will of iron, thighs of oak, buns of sesame, and underpants of latex.

ring · 02-15-2008, 09:37 AM

This thread eschews underwear.

BadNick · 02-15-2008, 09:52 AM

This thread will not hang out it's dirty laundry in public, though it has been known to eat edible underwear but otherwise on the intranetz it's easy to e-chew even dirty underwear.

Tophat665 · 02-15-2008, 11:22 AM

This thread does not eschew obfucation, though.
This thread does not feel 100% right without good airflow around its secret places.

BadNick · 02-15-2008, 11:47 AM

this thread offers one word: "kilts"

uncle phil · 02-15-2008, 02:15 PM

this thread did not start the fire...

ring · 02-15-2008, 02:45 PM

This thread will ambulate despite disambiguation,

And it loves Swanson Mini-Tacos as well.

Fly · 02-15-2008, 02:48 PM

this thread is a few wobbly pops away from being pasted......

paddyjoe · 02-15-2008, 02:52 PM

this thread runs with scissors.....

jewels · 02-15-2008, 05:35 PM

and this thread eats razor blades ...

Tophat665 · 02-15-2008, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

and this thread eats razor blades ...

And spits tinsel onto it's Christmas tree.

Sion · 02-15-2008, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

and this thread eats razor blades ...

and shits needles the next morning...

uncle phil · 02-16-2008, 03:35 AM

this thread never met that pea-picker from tennessee named "ernie..."

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-16-2008, 05:39 AM

This thread is changing the world from the inside.

ring · 02-16-2008, 06:41 AM

What did this thread witness?

Fly · 02-16-2008, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

this thread is a few wobbly pops away from being pasted......

this thread is hung over like a shit house rat.......

BadNick · 02-16-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

What did this thread witness?

Ask the prince, they have a nose for things like that

underwear for the fashionable protected witness

FRONT

BACK

...unless you wear them backwards to throw off the bad guys

Tophat665 · 02-17-2008, 08:59 AM

This thread is having trouble pulling its thoughts together.

ring · 02-17-2008, 09:03 AM

This thread does not suffer fools gladly,
yet shall always be kind to them...
hopefully,
most of the time.

Ah, well.

uncle phil · 02-17-2008, 11:09 AM

this part of the thread echoes the above sentiment...

ring · 02-17-2008, 11:15 AM

This thread shall step up to the plate,
and will swing.

Whos on first?

uncle phil · 02-17-2008, 11:40 AM

this thread knows, but ain't tellin'...

(hint: it's "who's...")

ring · 02-17-2008, 11:44 AM

What this thread lacks in punctuation,
makes up for, by being punctual.....

and loves the 'Man From Uncle' as well.

jewels · 02-17-2008, 02:20 PM

This thread can be punctilious but not quite pugnacious, although this thread was a pugilist in a past life.

uncle phil · 02-18-2008, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

This thread can be punctilious but not quite pugnacious, although this thread was a pugilist in a past life.

perfectly put, in this thread...

ring · 02-18-2008, 07:13 AM

This thread is on tenterhooks.

BadNick · 02-18-2008, 08:55 AM

Possibly due to being confined too long in the protection facilities, this thread doesn't know what tenterhooks are.

PS: well, googled it. This thread learned something new today.

ring · 02-18-2008, 08:57 AM

This thread has blind-siding epiphanies...

that give back-scratches.

BadNick · 02-18-2008, 09:06 AM

my edit: oops, I meant to say this thread does this, not "me" of course:

This thread used moisturizer cream on it's legs today since it was scratching them to near orgasm ...and bloodiness. This thread really likes the Nutraderm stuff, best it has found for great moisture and not greasy.

PS:
Back scratches are awesome to get; my 12yo old boy who's already as large as I am still snuggles up to me and asks me to scratch his back ....my little puppy boy. Personally, foot massages are my preference.

ring · 02-18-2008, 10:23 AM

This thread is giving out free Entropy.

jewels · 02-18-2008, 10:30 AM

This thread is warm in some parts, cold in others.

Tophat665 · 02-18-2008, 01:33 PM

This thread has had it's petard surgically removed so that it cannot be hoisted by it.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-18-2008, 04:56 PM

This thread waits patiently, and welcomes input when it comes.

uncle phil · 02-18-2008, 05:27 PM

this thread is no gynocologist, but it'll have a look at it...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-18-2008, 06:06 PM

This thread's brain might explode, the only question being: Big or little?

ring · 02-18-2008, 06:40 PM

may this thread's truck,start tommorow morning.

Sion · 02-18-2008, 07:38 PM

this thread knows how to keep a moron in suspense

BadNick · 02-18-2008, 08:04 PM

This thread was able to secretly place a classified ad in a local newspaper:

Charlatan · 02-18-2008, 11:19 PM

This thread will never end...

uncle phil · 02-19-2008, 03:58 AM

this thread just might have an epiphany...

02-15-2008, 11:22 AM	#524 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread does not eschew obfucation, though. This thread does not feel 100% right without good airflow around its secret places. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-15-2008, 02:15 PM	#526 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread did not start the fire... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-15-2008, 02:48 PM	#528 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is a few wobbly pops away from being pasted...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-15-2008, 05:35 PM	#530 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	and this thread eats razor blades ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-16-2008, 03:35 AM	#533 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread never met that pea-picker from tennessee named "ernie..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-15-2008, 09:37 AM	#522 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread eschews underwear.

02-15-2008, 09:52 AM	#523 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread will not hang out it's dirty laundry in public, though it has been known to eat edible underwear but otherwise on the intranetz it's easy to e-chew even dirty underwear.

02-15-2008, 11:47 AM	#525 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread offers one word: "kilts"

02-15-2008, 02:45 PM	#527 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread will ambulate despite disambiguation, And it loves Swanson Mini-Tacos as well.

02-15-2008, 02:52 PM	#529 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	this thread runs with scissors.....

02-16-2008, 05:39 AM	#534 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is changing the world from the inside. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-16-2008, 06:41 AM	#535 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	What did this thread witness?

02-17-2008, 08:59 AM	#538 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is having trouble pulling its thoughts together. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-17-2008, 09:03 AM	#539 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread does not suffer fools gladly, yet shall always be kind to them... hopefully, most of the time. Ah, well.

02-17-2008, 11:09 AM	#540 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this part of the thread echoes the above sentiment... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-17-2008, 11:15 AM	#541 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread shall step up to the plate, and will swing. Whos on first?

02-17-2008, 11:40 AM	#542 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread knows, but ain't tellin'... (hint: it's "who's...") __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-17-2008, 11:44 AM	#543 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	What this thread lacks in punctuation, makes up for, by being punctual..... and loves the 'Man From Uncle' as well.

02-17-2008, 02:20 PM	#544 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread can be punctilious but not quite pugnacious, although this thread was a pugilist in a past life. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-18-2008, 07:13 AM	#546 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is on tenterhooks.

02-18-2008, 08:55 AM	#547 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Possibly due to being confined too long in the protection facilities, this thread doesn't know what tenterhooks are. PS: well, googled it. This thread learned something new today.

02-18-2008, 08:57 AM	#548 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has blind-siding epiphanies... that give back-scratches.

02-18-2008, 09:06 AM	#549 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	my edit: oops, I meant to say this thread does this, not "me" of course: This thread used moisturizer cream on it's legs today since it was scratching them to near orgasm ...and bloodiness. This thread really likes the Nutraderm stuff, best it has found for great moisture and not greasy. PS: Back scratches are awesome to get; my 12yo old boy who's already as large as I am still snuggles up to me and asks me to scratch his back ....my little puppy boy. Personally, foot massages are my preference. Last edited by BadNick; 02-18-2008 at 09:09 AM..

02-18-2008, 10:23 AM	#550 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is giving out free Entropy.

02-18-2008, 10:30 AM	#551 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is warm in some parts, cold in others. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-18-2008, 01:33 PM	#552 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has had it's petard surgically removed so that it cannot be hoisted by it. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-18-2008, 04:56 PM	#553 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread waits patiently, and welcomes input when it comes. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-18-2008, 05:27 PM	#554 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is no gynocologist, but it'll have a look at it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-18-2008, 06:06 PM	#555 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread's brain might explode, the only question being: Big or little? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-18-2008, 06:40 PM	#556 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	may this thread's truck,start tommorow morning.

02-18-2008, 07:38 PM	#557 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread knows how to keep a moron in suspense __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-18-2008, 08:04 PM	#558 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread was able to secretly place a classified ad in a local newspaper:

02-18-2008, 11:19 PM	#559 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	This thread will never end... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-19-2008, 03:58 AM	#560 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread just might have an epiphany... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.