Giant Hamburger

Uncle Phil speaks the unspoken language of love, fluently.

bparker805

Giant Hamberger really grew up a chicken sandwich until he was kidnapped by the Hamburglar and raised as a Meatwich.

SixEdxMia

bparker,That old man wasnt really the hamburglar,He just told you that to get you to take off your pants. (Hey, it worked didn't it?)

Bparker told me once after a late night conversation that he wished he was pretty,with big bleached blond hair and fake eyelashes,He said it was impossible to get himself off without feeling his own legs in pantyhose.He told me in a past life that He was Betty Davis even,and he just wanted to dance,dance, and dance.I swore not tell,and sent him a care package of silk, fishnets, lipstick,and vaseline.... anyway.

He will never be as pretty in my panties as his dad and his dads husband were.

: X


PfukinS I aint skeeeered.

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Fly

the person above me seems to like playing dress-up

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uncle phil

fly wants to steal my jammies...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil can't stand not knowing where all of his beloved sleeper jammies are at any given time, so he electronically tags them before he sells them to the sleepy-jammer public.

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iamtheone

fremen used to like to wear his yellow banana suit on the way to the market to pick up a loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter while flipping a nickel in the air.

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mml

iamtheone's favorite mode of transport is skipping and he plays jacks and jumprope in his spare time.

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monkeydriven

mml enjoys snorting red ants and sipping guava juice

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Chingal0

monkeydriven does lunges with unopened cans of spam in his pants.

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

mml

Chingal0 dreams of opening those cans of spam.

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ape123123

mml keeps sliced turkey in his wallet

Fly

ape123123 just can't quite get to 4............keep tryin' man.

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iamtheone

flyman is the founding member of D.A.R.E

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mml

iamtheone's favorite late night snack is a bowl of mayo with raisins and mashed anchovies. If its a special night, he tops it with liverwurst.

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bernadette

mml humps a certain cactus 3 times daily.
strange, but true...

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Charlatan

bernadette does crazy burlesque shows in her garden by the light of the moon... hoping that one day the ghost of Humphrey Bogart will notice. Amazingly her neighbours have never noticed.

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paddyjoe

Charlatan was using his bird bath as a urinal, until he got attacked by a Blue Jay.

Charlatan

Paddyjoe secretly loves to drink Coors Light...

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Conclamo Ludus

Charlatan just made paddyjoe spit his Pabst across the room.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Fly

hahahahaaaa.......nice slice man.....(sorry joe..........not really.....)




C Ludas is the head waiter at hooters.

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Conclamo Ludus

flyman thinks I have a shitty job.

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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iamtheone

Conclamo Ludus, still a secret agent has been told that his job is somewhat on the shitty side

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ape123123

iamtheone is not actually the one

cameroncrazy822

ape123123 eats off toilet seats

iamtheone

cameroncrazy822 is crazy for cameron on the real world.

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mml

iamtheone apparently always posts before me on this thread because he feels the need for me to let everyone know all his dirty little secrets - it is sort of like his own Jerry Springer show. Sad, but true.

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Redgirl

iamtheone likes to dress up as a schoolgirl and be spanked by a big biker named Hal.

edit: *doh!* I meant mml likes to do that...

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mml

On the weekends Redgirl dresses up as a big biker named Hal.

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iamtheone

that's ok.... the more the better you two.



Lets see:

mml enjoys TV dinners on a hot summer night in his boxers watching reruns of what's happenin' while he gently strokes his G unit.

Redgirl enjoys tying myself up to a bed late at night and plays tongue games with my man muscle.

EDITloves redheads)

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Redgirl

iamtheone and mml have both met, and liked, my alternate persona Hal.

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iamtheone

redgirl: alternate persona is Hal.

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Redgirl

iamtheone has man boobs and he can lick his own nipples, while Hal watches.

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iamtheone

redgirl likes to pleasure herself while she watches Hal lick his own nipples from his saggy man breast.

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Redgirl

No, no, silly. I'M Hal! You have the man boobs!! I have REAL BOOBS!! And they're not saggy, dammit!

iamtheone (not so) secretly wishes he was Hal.

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iamtheone

Redgirl likes to confuse impressionist young men with her alter-personalities....

Do man boobs differ from real boobs? I don't think you have real boobs, you need to prove it.

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iamtheone

Redgirl likes to be known as Hal which is a.........

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bparker805

iamtheone has a shrine devoted to me in his basement.

iamtheone

bparker805 is the coolest mother fucker I know. Besides Redgirl(aka Hal, who enjoys man boobs)

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bparker805

iamtheone doesnt know this, but I am only the coolest mother fucker because I follow his lead.