...intraocular aberrations.


the blue meanies are...

are most often typically inferior to the hydroponically grown ultraviolet meanies.

you singing at the top of your lungs in the shower with the window open while the next door neighbors are hosting a barbeque in their backyard is...

... the closest feeling to being a rock star as you can get.



3 dead bodies and a pound of oatmeal is...

one hell of a good meal...in the wintertime of course.

forest fires are.......

...going to be eliminated thanks to the healthy forest initiative.

shrub is::::

...one of those word thingees for brush.


windows are...

.........part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world and live in sin with a very old and fat Elvis


a midget is.........

.....a small car made by MG

a joystick is....

...something you hide from your sister.

Boobies and Root Beer are...

two things the Root_Beer_Man derives immense delight from.

A dozen pale peach colored roses is...

something im gonna get from my boyfriend.


bukkake is...

....all over the place.

sadistic dreams are......

...usually dreamed by librarians.

Ginger Beer is...

The only way Gilligan got laid while on the island....

Military Intelligence is....

never always correct.

Richard Cranium is

a polite way of saying "dick for brains."

That smell in your kitchen really is...

last years turkey leftovers

A broken bone is

...not going to be much fun to get furnk with and mess up roilets tonight.


a throgs neck is...

east of everywhere.


a bodega is...

a funny word.


"come on eileen" is...

three words put together with the purpose of scaring the daylights out of someone named Eileen :)

All you base are...

<font size="4">BELONG TO <u>ME</u>!!!!! </font>
[insert wicked laughter]

A pickup truck full of manure is...

biff's destiny. in all three movies.


the new avatar i should have is...

...wrapped around the axle of a ten-wheeler headed for the promised land.


boy george is...

really a whitney houston wannabe!

a roll of quarters is...

what's in your pocket; you're not just happy to see me!

Skydiving naked is....

...great fun, but you should really think about taping your line and tackle down to stop them flapping around too much.

The Bachelor is...

...not worth commenting on.


on the other hand, a glove is...

... an essential item of clothing if one wants to be Michael Jackson.

the Convergence of old and new media is...

...but a mere flippant gesture to the renaissance.


roses are red, violets are purple; sugar is...

... great on nipples.


spies are...

among us.......they're fucking everywhere.

flies are.............

...obsessed with the notion that one "shokan" is dissing them on another thread.


three super-absorbant maxi-pads are...

...really great for plugging holes in your car tonneau.


Luther Vandros is...

right behind you! Turn around & he will sing for you.


Putting tapioca pudding in your ears is...

...such a great way to attract ants to those ears!!


Janet Jackson is...

.... a hotter, female version of Michael Jackson.

Newbies are....

...sweet.

worms are...

the worlds best eaters of ice cream


cold is...

what I feel when I eat too many popsicles.


Football is...