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pretty unwasteful...

speellingz thangzzziss wrong is...

a sign of a reetard

Street Fighter is...

a good game but was a lame movie.

Lando Calrissian is ...

the pimp. the ultra pimp...

Jack Black is...

down with OPP.

The Santa Anita Winds are...

If you mean Santa ANA winds then they are generally defined as warm, dry winds that blow from the
east or northeast (offshore). These winds occur below the passes and canyons
of the coastal ranges of Southern California and in the Los Angeles basin.
Santa Ana winds often blow with exceptional speed in the Santa Ana Canyon
(the canyon from which it derives its name). Forecasters at the NWS in Oxnard
and San Diego usually place speed minimums on these winds and reserve the use
of "Santa Ana" for winds greater than 25 knots.

The complex topography of Southern California combined with various
atmospheric conditions create numerous scenarios that may cause widespread
or isolated Santa Ana events. Commonly, Santa Ana winds develop when a
region of high pressure builds over the Great Basin (the high plateau east of
the Sierra mountains and west of the Rocky mountains including most of Nevada
and Utah). Clockwise circulation around the center of this high pressure
area forces air downslope from the high plateau. The air warms as it descends
toward the California coast at the rate of 5 degrees F per 1000 feet due to
compressional heating. Thus, compressional heating provides the primary
source of warming. The air is dry since it originated in the desert, and it
dries out even more as it is heated.

Santa Ana winds commonly occur between October and February with December
having the highest frequency of events. Summer events are rare. Wind speeds
are typically north to east at 35 knots through and below passes and canyons
with gusts to 50 knots. Stronger Santa Ana winds can have gusts greater than
60 knots over widespread areas and gusts greater than 100 knots in favored
areas. Frequently, the strongest winds in the basin occur during the night
and morning hours due to the absence of a sea breeze. The sea breeze which
typically blows onshore daily, can moderate the Santa Ana winds during the
late morning and afternoon hours.

Santa Ana winds are an important forecast challenge because of the high fire
danger associated with them. Also, unusually high surf conditions on the
northeast side of the Channel Islands normally accompany a Santa Ana event.
Other hazards include: wind damage to property, turbulence and low-level
wind shear for aircraft, and high wind dangers for boaters.

An extremely verbose person is.........

not too unverbose.

lunch today is...

...a brobdingnagian permutation to be reckoned with.

joe regalbuto is...

a name i must say... i dont recognize.

my new avatar isss?

always welcome.

Moogles are...

Quote:

Originally posted by kalisto_911
If you mean Santa ANA winds then they are generally defined as warm, dry winds that blow from the
east or northeast (offshore). These winds occur below the passes and canyons
of the coastal ranges of Southern California and in the Los Angeles basin.
Santa Ana winds often blow with exceptional speed in the Santa Ana Canyon
(the canyon from which it derives its name). Forecasters at the NWS in Oxnard
and San Diego usually place speed minimums on these winds and reserve the use
of "Santa Ana" for winds greater than 25 knots.

The complex topography of Southern California combined with various
atmospheric conditions create numerous scenarios that may cause widespread
or isolated Santa Ana events. Commonly, Santa Ana winds develop when a
region of high pressure builds over the Great Basin (the high plateau east of
the Sierra mountains and west of the Rocky mountains including most of Nevada
and Utah). Clockwise circulation around the center of this high pressure
area forces air downslope from the high plateau. The air warms as it descends
toward the California coast at the rate of 5 degrees F per 1000 feet due to
compressional heating. Thus, compressional heating provides the primary
source of warming. The air is dry since it originated in the desert, and it
dries out even more as it is heated.

Santa Ana winds commonly occur between October and February with December
having the highest frequency of events. Summer events are rare. Wind speeds
are typically north to east at 35 knots through and below passes and canyons
with gusts to 50 knots. Stronger Santa Ana winds can have gusts greater than
60 knots over widespread areas and gusts greater than 100 knots in favored
areas. Frequently, the strongest winds in the basin occur during the night
and morning hours due to the absence of a sea breeze. The sea breeze which
typically blows onshore daily, can moderate the Santa Ana winds during the
late morning and afternoon hours.

Santa Ana winds are an important forecast challenge because of the high fire
danger associated with them. Also, unusually high surf conditions on the
northeast side of the Channel Islands normally accompany a Santa Ana event.
Other hazards include: wind damage to property, turbulence and low-level
wind shear for aircraft, and high wind dangers for boaters.

An extremely verbose person is.........

Actually, I was, but the Santa Anita Winds sound so much funnier.
Equine farting being a pastime of mine, and all. ;)

"Moogles are..."

the little people that work for google.com.

Dunking donuts is...

the nickname of the bloke who plays in the ruck of my local football team.

A bird in the hand is...

two worms in the sky :confused: :thumbsup:

The color green is...

very familiar to me! :D
http://www.drchronics-seeds.co.uk/me...ern~lights.jpg

books are....

...evil tomes, with braided pincurls and chlamidia.

harley earl is...

dead. no matter what those car commercials say...filthy bastards...

a hottub is....

not something you should even type out in this weather.

Mickey Mouse ears are...

...very sexy when worn with matching black lingerie... and a tail... hmmmm...no, wait... thats not right... scratch the tail bit...

akira is...

...one wierd 'ckin' name.

a leaf is...

wilting in this heat.

An ice berg is

great for that tasty vodka ceaser.

sunsets are.....

just a figment of your imagination
Xooguu the cheese god is

well curdled

catching the brass rings is...

impossible.

Sweat is

wet!

Water Fountains are...

very phallic

A velvet gloves is ...

great when you wanna play with palm-ela and hand-ula.

an orgasm is......

...one hell of BLAST!!!

renovating is...

very satisfying, if it's your own place.

Caramel apples are...

gooey then crunchy! (I hope)

Carnies are.....

a unique breed.

Astronauts are...

...going to be replaced by robots, eventually (will man even make it Mars?)

the St Kilda Saints are...

less saintly than a rutting koala.

String cheese is...

...something that you really get checked out by a doctor.

Smegma is...

... a type of lubrication, I think :)

Cheese salads are...

Cheesy!

Water is...

... well, I'd say watery, but that'd be corny. So water is good for your health. :thumbsup:

Barbi Benton is...

also thinking that smegma is a type of lubrication (she must have dyed her hair blonde...).

the gulag archipelago is...

... a book title that I cannot pronounce unless I am drunk.

Necrophilia is...

...a somewhat taboo little fetish best kept out of the public eye.

the high road is...