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not as fun as blernball
Fries are... |
. . . phallic shaped grease sticks.
The running of the bulls is . . . |
a couple gores short of creating the internet (pardon the pun)
Used shoelaces are... |
something I've yet to see used in a creative way in a porno...
The right hand of Lucifer is... |
clicking the mouse button while the left hand takes care of business.
... Slightly stained sleeper jammies are... |
...not exactly what you are looking for to wear to the GH/bundy wedding.
rice crispies is... |
overrated.
This thread is.... |
off the hizzle fo shizzle!
Ebonics is... |
that disease you get from cows....
Walter Mattheau is..... |
actually the man who invented the lightbulb. and he's canadian.
grumpyolddude is... |
taking names and kickin' ass!
Payday is... |
THE BEST CANDY EVAR!!!!!1111
(i dont like it.) Guarneri Underground is... |
almost deep enough.
Jungian Psychology is... |
a funny hat.
drums are... |
. . . those things that help my car stop, usually, I hope.
Your Mom is . . . |
so dumb, she failed a blood test...
mentos are... |
evil mind control agents disguised as semi tasty treats.
sea slugs are... |
weird.
seasnails are... |
sea slugs with mobile homes.
parents are... |
really The Hat Squad.
Montezuma's revenge is... |
the most important piece of the history of Mexico.
and a great video game cocaine is... |
this administration's substitute for sex.
The Eiffel Tower ... |
isnt as tall as the Tokyo Tower.
ties are... |
only useful for sex games.
reading... |
is something I do obsessively, not including my time on TFP.
The Cat in The Hat is... |
...worth two in the bushes.
maryland is... |
not really a land full of women named mary...IT'S A LIE!!
MONKEYS are... |
hairy little buggers.
The Salad Days of Summer are... |
a very weird illertationation.
fremens avatar is... |
is pointing at the end of his Penis..
The last one in the bathroom should |
...pray for sinus congestion.
The way to a man's heart... |
is pointing at the end of his Penis..
(props to blindawg) I am... |
is through his pants...
uranus isss... |
the size of a f**king planet!
Richard Simmons ... |
...was, is, and always will be one wierd motor scooter.
my isle of langerhans is... |
a cool, green tropical paradise, nestled serenely is the gulf of Pancreas, south of the venerable Sternum of Capricorn.
The shiny side of my new CD... |
...is...
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... shiney.
The word "teh" is... |
teh coolest. No......really.
Grasshoppers making music is |
...better than most of the crap in the charts these days.
A purple polar bear is... |
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