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Adolph Hitler equals Cannibalism.
A Dog is... |
A woman's sick friend :p
Too much VodkaRedbull, and you become... |
...the god of HELLFIRE!
a good wrap is... |
Better than a 'bad wrap'
Food Coloring is.. |
...purple.
computers are... |
sentient beings.
Marbles are..... |
round and colourful.......
coffee is........ |
the kick in the morning I need.
Glue is... |
what binds us together as human beings
The Isle of Lesbos is... |
...a good place for "bird-watching".
Playing craps is... |
. . . popular in the ghetto
The Taj Mahal is . . . |
the best place in the world to take a dump.
Matt Damon's coffee cup is... |
where i urinate
a krispy kreme doughnut is... |
the best cock ring... ever.
Martha Stewart's strap on Dildo is |
...an excellent centerpiece for any holiday meal.
A coffee mug is... |
Not such a great dildo.
A banana is... |
Excellent sauteed in butter, sugar, 151 and dark rum.
A Mag Light is .. |
a CIA psy-ops secret weapon designed to detonate an atomic bomb; but only if the code is known.
Mary Lou Retton's whisp-like cremated remains are |
great when sprinkled on blueberry pie.:D
The little tabs on pop cans are |
painful when swallowed.
My favorite transgendered superhero is |
...snoop dog-eat-dog.
speaking of which, nathan's is... |
a giant two headed pirahana who's superpower consists of being completely delicious when fried.
The reason I am so popular is... |
your completely odd imagination when it comes to superheroes.
this person is..... http://www.richardland.com/features/...itneyboxes.jpg |
a freakin man baby yea!
Lots of Chinese Food Makes my poop weird like when The Incredible Hulk is... |
Floggin' the Dog.
Your left nut is... |
not to be chewed on.
A mostly unknown dinosaur: Fuckasaurus Rex is |
the greatest male-porn star to come out of the Creataceous period.
Gooey, hairy sink clogs are |
...what my wife leaves for me every morning.
webster is... |
some crazy little midget who had a show in the 80's (that sucked).
The old tampon-in-the-teacup trick is |
delightful when consumed with a daquiri.
Snoop Dogg is.. |
...sitting on top of his dog house making believe he's dueling with the red baron.
the dry tortugas are... |
...not the wet hares.
The thing that makes you laugh til u fart is... |
my neighbor choking to death on a milk bone.
Canned tuna is.. |
not ungood for sandwwiches!
a wankster is... |
what the gasface used to be.
Isocracy is |
...triangular moon-worship.
charlie's angels are... |
Fantasized about daily by pre-teens.
Richard Gere is.. |
....quite good in that movie Chicago
That strange taste in my mouth is... |
a deadly virus which will wipe out the world's population in 24 hours.
The blood on the walls is |
...what came out of who i tried to make my jackolantern out of.
The most offensive phrase in the english language is... |
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