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in season again. Beer & pizza time!
Disneyland is... |
...best experienced on good hallucinogens.
Family is... |
the only fuckin thing that matters.....
work is..... |
so fuck'n fun i could just crap my pants, man.
that being said... crap in my pants is... |
a smelly seat warmer
computer programmers are ... |
teh roxxors.
0001101111010010101010001. irc is... |
...instantly recognizable chimichinga.
the thrill of victory is... |
....thrilling
The girl next door is.... |
.......a nun, and will not go on a date with me
That taco i had this mourning is........ |
... on its way to the stomach.
The time is... |
...trying to kill me.
That frog has a desert eagle and is... |
...aiming at the B21.
Coming home is... |
... a rush when i survive the interstate rush hour traffic.
New Mexico is |
......right next to Texas.
The cat is...... |
in the hat.
green eggs and ham are........... |
yummy, but not too realistic.
Austin Powers is? |
getting old, real fucking quick.
Red Lobster's crab cakes are... |
exceptional...
Dokaka is... |
the clean version of Bukkake.
Madonna's Gap jeans are... |
...moist and slick.
Zebras are... |
the worst kind of beastiality sex there is.
Menopause is... |
...the big M with a long pause that follows.
Manchester is... |
in New Hampshire.
Flying a helicopter is... |
better then a falling helicopter.
a folding chair is... |
...origami writ large (and heavy.)
the thompson twins are... |
living in New Zealand and raising sheep.
In German, Aloha is... |
a Hawiian word for hello or goodbye, they just say it different.
Getting kicked in the sack is.... |
messy when your sack is full.
Sierra Mist is... |
...prevalent during the wee hours of the morning, 'twixt moon-down and sun-up, when the moist dew wafts up into the heavens.
a "pea-picker" is... |
...something an insecure man never wants to come into contact with.
A baseball bat is... |
...a long piece of wood that men like to "play" with.
Ikea is... |
...toys 'r' us in disguise.
a woman is... |
...to be obeyed.
a man is... |
...but a by-product of all that went awry during the zinclonean era, which immediately preceeded the second ice age.
birth is... |
A five letter word meaning 18 years left to save up for college. That you will not be able to afford at that time so just go ahead and spend your money your kids will go to the military to get their college money.
The neighbors daughter is |
... diabetic.
My wallet is... |
full of rolling papers and small folded up packages.
bundy is..... |
A bon vivant.
Lemonade is... |
is hella better with a healthy amount of booze to kill that fucking sugary sweetness that is most lemonades.
<small>easy on the lemonade</small> Saturday nights are... |
all for fighting. Saturday night's alright alright alriiight...oooooooo...
College football is... |
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