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i just want to be friends with you
most anticipated phrase in the english language |
Lets screw.
Most misused phrase in the english language is... |
please
the biggest asshole in the world is |
Very big,
Or very dirty? |
Whats your topic?
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...P. A. in a can.
eskimo pussy is... |
mighty cold ;)
Sex in the snow is... |
what causes blue balls.
The fight between the Ninjas and the cowboys is |
over quickly.
A shaven pussy is... |
my late evening snack. (Yum!)
Doggystyle is... |
...a poodle salon.
where i'm going in two days is... |
The hairstylist.
Girls are... |
- skip -
sailor, you haven't seen my pic in exhibition, have you... - skip - |
way to end the game phil.
sure ill start it back up! Three Toed Sloths are.... |
...all thumbs.
the end of the game is... |
NEVER!
My halloween treats are... |
...going to work with my husband tomorrow!
Thanksgiving makes me think of... |
.......a house full of a shitload of people.
Nieces and nephews are......... |
a pain in the arse.......................
Monday morning................ |
....is.....uh..the worst day of the week?
krispy kremes are |
cum filled for delightfulness!!
Tiring exercise is...... |
the best part of my day.
A thread killing sentence is... |
...an unfortunate thing.
Stepping in a fresh pile of dog pooh is... |
better than stepping in Winnie the poo.
What bernadette's avatar is smoking is... |
a cigarette that thinks it's a steam engine.
Relaxing after a crazy day is... |
...like wiping your ass with silk, i love it
A krispy kreme is.. |
too damn glazy...
Jackie Gleason is... |
...deader than art carney.
a pig in a poke is... |
..kinda kinky.
Burnt toast is... |
...what frank zappa ate hot dogs on.
now head cheese, rather, is... |
probably better than toe cheese.
Icy weather is... |
...tough on beach sandals.
Jimmy Dean Pure Pork Sausage is... |
small in comparison to my Hebrew National Beef Balogne.
The trouble with women today is... |
...not as bad as what they think the trouble with men is today.
a sinkhole is... |
...where my love life resides.<p> Tomorrow is...
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...a social construction
A donkey punch is... |
...going to hurt like a mother.<p>
Shaving is... |
...what got those guys in trouble over 50 years ago in the betting scandals.
billboards are... |
... filling up the empty spaces of consciousness in the highways of our minds.<p>Thanksgiving is...
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a day to lie in bed and be thankful that you dont have to get your lazy ass to work
Turkey is... |
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