|
nothing compared to the CFL
The Fridge is... |
where the wobbly pops are.
t-bone steaks are...... |
... good for the whole family.
Jazz is... |
great with sex.
sex is..... |
a beautiful thing.
8 out of 10 is... |
not bad at all.
A big meal is... |
...reason enough to unbutton ones trousers.
pleasure, for pleasures sake, is... |
sex with strangers.
A genetic anomaly is... |
...sometimes better than you expect it to be.
Spilling milk to watch others cry about it is... |
a cow gone bad.
... An inverse reationship with a negative integer is... |
... positively devilish.
putting milk into the soda syphon to make it carbonated is... |
a brilliant idea!
A floppy disk is... |
.....Not fun to have in the heat of passion
a dingleberry is..... |
...caught on the end of your nose hair.
stamps are... |
fun to lick, but hurt your tongue after a while.
To die young is... |
to help the economy.
to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune is... |
...to have a whale of a time.
purchasing stolen merchandise is... |
...not so bad if you have a place to hide it for ten years before you use it.
the picture of dorian grey is... |
psychotically insane.
My brother Stiltzken(honestly is) is... |
queer as a $3 bill.
Bob Dobbs is... |
...someone with a terrible rhyming name.
Weapons of Mass Destruction are... |
fun for the whole family.
Mao Tse Tung is... |
gnuT esT oaM.........backwards.
golf is......... |
pointless.
Rain is... |
wet.
A small child is... |
not allowed a picture in this forum
toast in a jar is... |
...kept better than toast in a roilet.
The Art of Love is... |
not hard.
the art of cheese is... |
moldy.
A brain aneurysm is... |
...quite arty, in a certain kind of way.
laxatives current avatar is... |
....funny and scary all in one.
The best thing about light bulbs is.... |
the light in the convient bulb form.
A truck full of candy corn is... |
...certain to be much less than a truckful in another 5 weeks or so.
a rose is... |
by any other name, still a flower that is full of thorns.
... An unwashed fruit is... |
my favourite
gears are... |
good for piloting, as in Xenogears.
Judith is... |
in serious need of a new foreign policy.
Gore Vidal's pituitary gland is... |
...in serious need of repair due to the influx of round "tuits" from the oorglesphere.
dysfunction in human beings is... |
involuntary and inevitable. Please surrender now, mortal; resistance is futile.
Purity, body, and flavor are... |
...all essential qualities in bottled water.
Luther Vandros is... |
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