Monday evening-ish :thumbsup:

Tuesday nights are...

...in the realm of the obsessive.


the manchurian candidate is...

from Manchuria :thumbsup:

TFP is...

pretty neat.


sore throats are...

sucky to get.

Schlitz beer is...

sucky to get.


a lick and a promise is....

...the best a dog can do.

the Northwest Territories is...

adjacent to the Southeast Territories :thumbsup:

scrollbars are...

not as easy as a scroll wheel

Capt. Crunch is...

a scrap yard by my place that i often buy used parts for my piece of shit truck from.

sleep is....

what i need. but i cannot sleep.


Peyote is...

a fond memory

a long time ago is

in a galaxy, far far away.

Beauregard is...

...(or was, rather) a famous confederate general.


loblolly is...

a word unbeknownst by myself.


My feet are...

Conveniently located at the end of my legs.

A goat is...

not for fucking.


The best song in the world is...

"Not Falling" by Mudvayne.


The moral of this story is...

...that nobody loves me, everybody hates me.


humans are...

stupid, just like me :thumbsup:

"Not Falling" is most certainly not the best song in the world... "Hikari" by Utada Hikaru is! Duh! ;) But all seriousness aside...

Hikki is...

a bad singer and a fatty

Key chain is.....

what I will use to build a small hut, start a fire, and maybe make a few phone calls with too. Also what I'll use to badly injure anyone who badmouths Hikki :D

Garbage cans are...

The home of sesame street characters.

Chapstick is..

neccessary during a Midwestern winter.

Cellulitis is....

not vaginitis

grumpyolddude's avatar is...

Disturbing.

My immense fat is...

...protuding.


"the judge" is...

dead. HAH!

The Ramones are...

a band.

VW Beetles are...

on the gay car list.

Hitler was...

a Nazi.

Stalin was...

Jackass.

Jimmy Hoffa is...

a human being.

Drum sets are...

dangerous in the hands of a novice and should be strictly regulated.

Amanda Tapping is...

lesbian-looking.

grumpyolddude is...

10% inspiration, 90% hops & barley

The square root of infinity is...

infinity squared.

dick is....

to be sucked.


vagina is...

a very awkward word to use in the heat of passion.

White socks are...

...look terrible with a dinner suit.

keys are...