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...a place where all hot Hawaiian women originally came from (speaking from experience).
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Half a post is...
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...my mistake.
My apology is... |
...in the interests of all that are holy.
an ignoranus is... |
not a noun.
A piece of paper can... |
...almost hurt when it cuts you!
Mullets are... |
Gullets with an 'M'.
The ocean is... |
...Billy's last name
Billy Ocean is... |
not one of the four major oceans of earth.
A walk in the park is... |
...not very safe in Iraq
Hand grenades are... |
a great way to break the ice.
stupid is... |
as stupid does.
Turkey is |
...delicious with Greece when you are Hungary.
Halloween is... |
my favourite holiday.
Guy Fox Day is... |
the newest stat holiday (ya sure)
A vacation is..... |
...guy fawkes day in disguise.
a bird in the hand is... |
damn phil you are FAST!
dinner on the table! A vacation is... |
much longer if you live in Europe.
.... English-speaking countries are... |
filled with people who speak english?
ice is... |
colder then marshmellows.
Heartburn is.... |
...that feeling you get after dumping the hottest girl you've ever gone out with (and of course you don't notice that 'til she's already gone...).
Love is... |
swallowing.
Pepper can... |
give you heartburn.
my avatar is... |
...of a remarkably sadistic dream.
the high road is... |
fuckin high.
paper is... |
...is very nasty type of cut.
Vikings are... |
...great to party with.
rocking chairs are... |
...usually drunk and hang out at Metallica concerts.
Cocaine is.... |
the devil's dandruff.
maryjane is..... |
...an elegant, sophisticated shrew.
Hong Kong is... |
King Kong's bro
a sophisticated shrew is..... |
biting my leg!
slavery is... |
...all good, when done in moderation.
Oprah is... |
Due for her annual Enema.
Latino Sex Scenes are.. |
full of latinos.
Jello can... |
...feel REAL good, ya know what i´m sayin...
Toyota is... |
Horrible name for a little German Girl
Scabs are.. |
not entirely tasteless.
Monkeys will... |
give you a deadly virus.
Tounge Piercings are... |
.. a fun way to make Chewing Tin Foil even better
The Anti-Wank Movement is.. |
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