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...hanging off the rear-view mirror of the starship enterprize.
glibido is... |
...a word you probably just made up to confuse me...
System of a Down is... |
a very good band, i think.
XLG is... |
...an abbreviation of xenia lake, gohio.
dopeer effect is... |
...that feeling you get that makes you want to sleep with all of your friends after you've gotten really really drunk.
Antidisestablishmentarianism is... |
too much to worry about.
Canada is... |
...the wussiest country on the planet.
Yamaha acoustic guitars are... |
best eaten with a good Chianti and fava beans.
... The road not taken is... |
...in quite a bit of disrepair.
Monkeys that throw poo at people are... |
...higher evolved than we are.
People that throw poo at monkeys are... |
...Gods among men.
People that throw cheese graters and monkeys are... |
the chinese.
sperm is... |
the best type of whale.
Vegemite is... |
...best in thick layers on toast (thats right guys, the more the better. haha)
Bret Easton Ellis is... |
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...make you pregnant.
Sami Lukis is... |
a weird way of spelling "Sammy Lucas".
white is... |
a lighter shade of pale.
Black is.... |
the absence of all colour.
robins are |
...sweet, pretty birds.
Ninjas are.... |
always grumpy in the morning.
Textas are... |
...sweet smelling.
Teen movies are... |
horrible.
vipers are... |
...sweet ass cars.
Ex-girlfriends are... |
...shark bait (oh, shouldn´t have said that)
Sharks are... |
pretty dumb.
stripes are... |
...out to make people look fat.
Fat people are... |
not thin.
condom is... |
...bad. MAKE HULK MAD!!
Super hero movies are... |
too popular.
Matches are... |
...fun when combined with rubbing alcohol.
Third degree burns are... |
FUCKIN' PAINFUL!!
Gary Gnu is... |
Often mocked for his last name
Shingo is.. |
dead!!!!!
alcohol is....... |
...great with matches
Second Degree burns are... |
STILL VERY PAINFUL!!
Romantic novels are |
for women.
playboy books are...... |
for men, DUH!
california is... |
slowly filling up.
Wanking is... |
masterbation! YAY!
Texas is... |
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