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not as good as bologna soup.
Hunting humans is... |
an overwrought plot-device
edema is.... |
really heavy.
Overacting in a movie is... |
so common it's not. Ha!
posting at 3:30 AM was |
ok with me
Zen is... |
a great way to ignore that burning pain in your rectum.
The first rule of Fight Club is... |
don't talk about fight club
a fountain pen is... |
a deadly device one can carry on a plane... :D
The most badass Looney Tunes character was... |
. . . and is, Taz.
http://seamonkey.ed.asu.edu/~hixson/...igh+AJ/TAZ.gif A nice relaxing day at work is . . . |
...almost as good as a bad day at a ball game.
a sharp stick in the eye is... |
a caveat of playing Gloucester in King Lear.
Two kilos are... |
more than it takes to get your azz busted.
Cantilevered bridges are... |
used for crossing large spans.
Creek is to stream as pants are... |
...to cooler weather.
Snow is... |
a Leo.
501 German Verbs are... |
obscene
Jigglypuff is... |
...my favourite pokemon. it is also a rather amusing euphemism for mastubating.
KFC is... |
finger lickin goo
corn in you poop is... |
better than poop in your corn
cockroaches in IHOP are |
considered a 'topping'
a homeless man with no legs is |
working the intersection a few blocks from here (seriously, he's quite well known around here)
the last time you saw Cher in concert was... |
1864......plastic bitch.
a hangover is.... |
caused by excessive alcohol consumption!!!!!!!!!
ugly is........... |
. . . as ugly does.
Your momma is . . . |
a MILF!
A word processor is.... |
an easy way to misspell words.
A singing dog is... |
something to hold on to
A hypocritical hippopotamus is.... |
a big fat liar.
My sister-in-law is.... |
...in love with me.
My outlaw-sister is... |
...not the easiest concept to grasp.
spiritual enlightenment is... |
not for me...
homosexualism is... |
not for everyone.
A leprechaun is.... |
eating me lucky charms!
Bob and the sheep are... |
not in the barn... no sir.
jesus h christ is |
an interesting person with some nice ideas.
Stellar phenomena like black holes and neutron stars are... |
. . . interesting ideas, made by some nice people.
Narcolepsy is . . . |
a big word.
bill clinton is |
thoroughly enjoing his office in Harlem.
A twitter is... |
not a twatter.
bush is... |
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