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gynecologist to the stars!
The hottest female in Hollywood is... |
Gwyneth Paltrow (mmm...)
Tripe is... |
...surgically impossible to dissect without a large aerosol spray can of industrial-strength pb blaster.
now pate, on the other hand, is... |
either teh top of your head or what you spread on crackers or toast.
Swing music is... |
what a band plays at a hanging?
Oleo is... |
...the wrong way to spell, Oreo.
hops are... |
an essential part of the brewing process.
hope is |
lost
faith is... |
NOTHING!
The Matrix is... |
all around you.
An example of a third-world contraceptive is... |
um. big mac box?
Drills are... |
the last thing you wanna here at the dentist
jack daniels is... |
not David Jackson's.
John Doe is... |
one of the Pillsbury Doe Boys.
Christmas in July is... |
the worst hallmark holiday evar.
The Mystery Men is... |
not put together right
the mystery men are... |
a dude dressed in black.
insomnia is...... |
great.
(The Mystery Men is a movie) LiveJournals are... |
full of drivel.
Sweat equity is... |
not a thing like Pocari Sweat COPYRIGHT TRADEMARK
The Pepsi beverage is... |
not as good as Coke. :p
Super size it, is... |
a ploy to get people to buy more damn french fries then they could possibly eat!!!!!
Religeon is............. |
...a belief system that takes eons to understand.
Michigan is... |
. . . no where near as viscous as a wolverine.
Wolverine is . . . |
...a spoonerism of that stuff kids used to sell in cans to make enough money to buy b-b guns.
a ferret is... |
...slightly warmer than a jockstrap, but infinitely more wriggly
cat hairballs are... |
tasty if they're still wet.
A jewish neo-nazi is... |
like a black KKK member
A cow is |
...an example of the master race.
sunrise is... |
...a great thing to fall asleep to.
Camping is... |
Like any other holiday, only wetter.
Rivers are... |
trickling along the spine of the Earth.
Assuming something is... |
Making an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
Riding to work on a wild kangaroo is... |
...a funny story Aussies tell to Americans so that we can laugh at how gullible you are.
while we´re at it, have you heard about Drop Bears??? cooking is... |
great on da barbie with a couple 'o wobblies.
wobbly pops are..... |
not quite as wobbly as advertised. I want my money back!
A basilisk is... |
...a retarded looking lizard.
´sorry´... |
. . . is . . . a game that you are never really sorry during play.
Rook is . . . |
a chess piece
polar bears are... |
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