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...almost as painless as suicide.
the left turn at albuquerque is... |
always trouble for cartoon characters.
... A hidden camera is... |
(you go, pheatius...)
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a great way to become a pervert, sick, twisted, demented, obsessed with voyeur, a stalker, and a pariah.
My computer is... |
starting turn itself on.
Sunlight on my skin is... |
...is like a moonbeam on drugs.
the end result of peristalsis is... |
*sploosh!* poop! (very clever, uncle fil)
A candle in a jar is... |
...safer than a fart in a windstorm.
horsemanure is... |
preferable to most of the posts in Tilted Politics!
A well manicured lawn is.... |
hard to come by.
A woman's vagina is... |
yummy.
Stiltzkin is... |
hard to figure out.
Bologna is |
...arguably the BEST cure for a hangover when fried and served on a kaiser roll with fried onions and cheese.
a tree is... |
...just like a stick, only bigger. And with leaves.
Kidneys are... |
shaped like beans.
Uncle Phil is... |
...right here!
road rage is... |
a favorite American pastime.
So I'm hard to figure out, eh? Not sure what to think of that, but I like it :thumbsup: Gay men are... |
not straight.
The Smashing Pumpkins is... |
now defunct.
a tent is..... |
for fucking.
flyman is... |
not to be taken before bedtime.
Superglue is |
stuck to my hand to the table.
The Hilton sisters are... |
sisters that I have never heard of, but I am wondering if they are hot and available?
The love of your life is... |
a lifelong commitment.
Single slices of cheese are... |
...not enough.
cleanliness is... |
...not appropriate for viewers under the age of 17.
"my sharona" is... |
very, very annoying. Someone needs to tell your "sharona" to take a hike.
Tomato sauce and glass bottles are... |
...really good hand grenades.
the beach is... |
. . . rough and the sand gets everywhere!
A Monkey is . . . |
closely related to John Howard
Sony is... |
Cher's ex.(heh)
Cher is... |
one crazy mofo.
school is... |
hard but worth it.
Work is... |
Really just a form of paid slavery.
Hi! My name is... |
. . . Slim Shady. ( I know, to obvious)
Strong Bad is . . . |
...good and weak.
alphabet soup is... |
hard to arrange in the proper order while eating.
... Being judgemental is... |
good for everyone!
Sucking from a straw is... |
a good head rush.
a bottle of rum stuffed in the side of a watermelon is..... |
rummelon.
Ozzy Osbourne is... |
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