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...the beauty in life that is ignored
finding money in an old coat is.... |
........... free money.
Saturday night on the net is.............. |
ridiculed and yet often well spent.
Wearing funky hats is... |
...helpful if you're funky bald.
tapestry is... |
... is the crazy idea of life the we are somehow all in this together.<p>Bedlam is...
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the day after christmas at the malls.
What the hell is.... |
...(or are) the last words of a do it yourself, backyard, nuclear powerplant builder.
Too much love is... 2Wolves |
is letting someone go and they never come back.
Getting married is.... |
...akin to setting off a low-yield thermonuclear device.
getting divorced is... |
....a lot more expensive than suicide.
My wifes new infatuation with butt play is... |
...disturbing to the goldfish.
A strange attractor is... |
...also annoying the goldfish.
Now the goldfish is... |
...experienced.
Jimi Hendrix is... |
resting comfortably.
Brittney's ex husband is.... |
...a FREE BIRD!!!!!!
So um, like, Lynard Skynard is... |
...pronounced nothing like it's spelled.
The best reason to kill is... |
...also the worst reason.
ignominy is... |
... is something I just can't believe in you do it you own it.<p>An allergy is...
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....something I thankfully don't have (except for one medication).
but getting so sick right before a special event/holiday that you have to miss out on it is......... |
... something that prevents me from eating olives.
A multi-phase, mixed state, fast cycling bipolar ex-wife is... |
...not very tasty
the "is" game is... |
... one long-running sumbitch!
Viewing the world through the lens of a cathode ray tube is... |
... is the cost of watching the televised news.<p>A pain in the gut is...
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better than a pain in my nuts.
You see, the thing is.... |
...well, ya know, i was thinking (sic) the other day and, well, shit.
valleyspeak is... |
one thing I am glad I don't hear anymore.
foreign accents are.......... |
not as sexy as my west coast Seattle accent.
hot sex is . . . |
not good in hell.
cold sex is... |
short! Unless it turns into hot sex...
Being cold is... |
...an attribute some nuns are known for.
and the winner is... |
.. the person who is running the race or, in the competition, or playing Bingo, or the guy who won 57000; but he was not the winner ewhen he was hit by a car the next day.<p>A long winded wordy response is...
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... apparently not very popular to follow up.<p>Bitter cold is...
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coldy bitter, for some reason.
Halo 2 is... |
Bitter cold is... being beaten to it, apparently!
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<p>"Halo 2 is... <p>a game I haven't played.<p>Haven't played is...
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haven't played is haven't lived
haven't lived is... |
haven't lived is...
Just depressing! Depression itself is... |
Depression itself is...just another lame excuse.
Self sufficience is... |
... hard by yourself.<p>Seeing a 5 year old puke is...
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a spectator sport.
Playing games all day is... |
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