I was wearing one, but not anymore!!! *flings her top off*

Ahhhh so much betta... :D

*Climbs up on the floating raft and starts soaking in the sun*

Hail Past Its, Future Its, and TFPers in general!

Hear me for my cause, and be silent, that you may hear.
Believe me for mine honor, and have respect to mine honor, that you may believe. Censure me in your wisdom, and awake all your senses, that you may be the better judge. The time has come in our virtual lives for another IT.

In the esteemed Rockzilla's capacity as the most former IT, he has bestowed upon me this grand privilege to choose among my peers the one that will go forth and carry on our legacy with great abandon. I do not take this charge lightly. I choose one who has a subtle power. He is a diamond that wants to stay coal. He is the hazy sunlight that lurks behind a cloud. In your human tongue he is referred to as Stiltzkin.

Honor him with a drink for you know now who stands before you with the title of IT.

My work here is done,
-GH

Good lord, now we have major exposition attached to the tag!!!

*G_Whiz slips under water and flips Plummie's raft*

Hey Minx, any idea what the menu is for the weekend?

Very eloquent, well spoken. I have never met a hamburger quite so well-versed as yourself, Giant Hamburger. For once, Hail Giant Hamburger!

Hmm... looks like I am now "IT". I have PMed the next victim ::rubs hands together menacingly::

We await his response! :thumbsup:

Oh god, now we have secret ITs!!!!!

*G_Whiz gets out of the pool to retrieve another Guiness*

*Plummie blasts G_Whiz with the super soaker laying next to the pool*

Mua! :D Now you'll leave me alone!

NiceGuy passes out a few super soakers, and lays some more by the pool. He shoots mirevolver, and yells, "Water Fight!" :lol:

NiceGuy hopes that his massive water gun will discourage the "it" from getting him...

I was away for a week in spa resort.

Plummie dear, there ain't no way I'm leaving you alone. :p

*G-Whiz grabs a super soaker and blasts Giant Hamburger in the back of the head. Then, dives into the pool with Minx*

Hey, suviko, come on in, the water's fine.

Is "massive water gun" some kind of euphemism? **shudders and backs away slowly, averting eyes**

Wow, stiltz, checking the time stamp, you really did your homework. 9 out of 10 nights you would have caught me logged in. But the opportunity to go "snorkling" with Mrs. G-pod presented itself and I can never resist :p

Learning from your experience, I'll check to see who's logged in and... watch your backs, and your PM's, everybody!

AARF! No rest for the wicked!

/me takes out the peashooter and tags Sty

hmph... /me takes out his humongous lead-filled keyboard and throws it in the general direction of double...

*THUMP*

...scores...

/me is the DJ and b takin requests.

...im also takin a break to join the topless females in the pool :)

Mirevolver jumps out of the hot tub and into the pool.

OH MY GOD THAT'S COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nudity in the pool!?! I need another drink...

NiceGuy takes another drink from the fridge, takes a sip while walking over to the pool, sets down the drink on the side, examines the pool, and after a moment, dives in.

hey mac how about playing
"Whomp there IT is"??
/me grins

Well let's see...a nice little lobster fest on the BBQ would be kinda cool! mmmmm....lobster! :)
*Minx stretches out on an air mattress in the pool to soak up a few rays...

haha yea no prob, i'll mix it up.

/me scratches....

::taps foot:: ::checks watch:: ::waits patiently::

:thumbsup:

Hmmmmm, lobster sounds great. Good idea, Minx. I'm up for that.

Now, who is IT? Is it double? I'm getting lost again. I guess I need another brew to go with my lobster.

Yeah I'm a bit confused too, G whiz... So did Stiltzkin tag ol' Grumpy? Who's IT?

I too am confused by these cloak and dagger tags. Who's it?

I think double is it.. Sty tagged her (with a keyboard?) lol.

Maybe we should pm her. :)

I think that a memo (PM) would be helpful in getting the game going again.

Yes Double is it but I think something may have gotten lost in the pm'ing part of life! :lol:
That's ok...we got a lobster feast coming up, tunes, a kick-ass bartender and a hot tub for later. Life is good!
If Double doesn't show up I'll just have the happy task of picking on someone new!

*G_Whiz kisses Minx on the tush*

Thanks for clarifying things. Now where's that lobster. I've got my bib ready. :D

*G_Whiz slides back into the pool*

Oooouuuch.... /me gets hit by Stys heavy HC keyboard, picks it up and throws it at ...hmm.... :hmm: *looks around* .... phred !!
:D

Ah, looks as though the game's back on.

Mirevolver dives in the pool and holds his breath for as long as he can at the bottom to avoid any tags.

NiceGuy mixes a round of All-American Daiquiries.

Starting with the Blue Layer, he mixes 3/4 oz light rum, 1 1/2 oz sour, and 10 fresh blueberrries with 1 cup of ice. In another container, he mixes the Red Layer. He throws 3/4 oz light rum, 4 fresh, large strawberries with 1 cup ice and mixes. He pours the blue layer in a glass, then the red layer. He then tops with Whipped Cream and a cherry. He repeats this process in larger quantities, and serves to all who are around to take one.

Thanks NiceGuy. I appreciate the drink.

Now where's Minx with those lobsters????

the game is back on, and so is da music...

/me *scratches* while little furry animals ride on turntables

Tag!!!


YOUR IT!!!!

Sorry G_Whiz.....here are the lobsters!! Oh oh.....phredgreen HATES this game and he's it! This may take a while to get going.
Thanks for the drink NiceGuy...oh hey......everyone......it's NiceGuy's birthday today!!!!! I think we should give him the bumps and then chuck him in the pool just to show how much we care! :lol: No seriously...here's a birthday kiss just for you :icare:

Thanks Minx. I agree with you. Let's dogpile on the barkeep. :p

Happy Birthday, NiceGuy. :D :crazy: :lol:



Now, what to we have to do to get phred to join in???

hmmmmmm we have a lobster fest, cold drinks, a pool with (gasp) gorgeous naked chicks, a hot tub, a slip & slide, a DJ....I'm fresh out of ideas!

*GASP* Whew, I was down at the bottom of the pool for a long time.

*sniff* Why do I smell lobster? *Heads to the BBQ to investigate.

NiceGuy brings the cake and servers all, but not before he climbs out from under a dogpile, and drys off from being thrown into the pool. Thanks Guys! A round of cake and drinks for all!

Niceguy sings as he pours himself a drink:
Happy Birthday to me...Happy Birthday to me...just pour me a drink...Happy Birthday to me...21!:lol:

hope ya had a good bday :)

/me scratches "happy birthday super mix"

:p but time for food, and naked chicks in the pool... oh yea!

Oh man, lobster and birthday cake. Great stuff.

Now, if only phredgreen would quit being so standoffish and come tag someone, we could get on with the game.