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Minx 07-18-2003 01:36 AM

heh heh heh....looks like rat is feeling no pain at the moment! :lol:
Just don't throw up in the hot tub!

MacGnG 07-18-2003 08:43 AM

haha rat just dont fall into the pool.... drunk rat in the pool would b bad lol

G_Whiz 07-19-2003 01:39 PM

I've been over in the shrubs, reading journals. I see that Plummie has 'puter problems.

Minx, we may need a new IT.

For now, I'd like a burger and a cold beer.

rat 07-19-2003 01:51 PM

damn. sweated out the alcohol, and did all my puking (hour and a half worth at a mates) in the toilet. it's all a damn lie. cramming an entire pizza into yourself, then twofisting beers for an hour or two is NOT a good way to prevent hunger.

MacGnG 07-19-2003 02:32 PM

rat, lol sounds like u had fun tho.
ima chill, out of the pool with a heineken

grumpyolddude 07-19-2003 04:02 PM

Moderation, rat. You can get just as drunk in three hours as you can in two. And as for the pizza? Chew and swallow, chew and swallow.

One of Minx's fabulous steaks and a frosty microbrew will settle you right down!

ForgottenKnight 07-19-2003 04:51 PM

Agreed. One should always take time to enjoy their drinks.

NiceGuy hops out of the hot tub, goes to the bar, cuts a fresh lemon, rings some glasses with salt, mixes some frozen Margaritas, and then serves them while singing Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville." (feel free to sing with me!)

Nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake,
All of those tourists covered with oil,
Strumming my six string, on my front porch swing,
Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil.

Chorus:

Wasting away again in Margaritaville,
Searching for my lost shaker of salt,
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season,
With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo,
But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie,
How it got here I haven't a clue.

(chorus)

Blew out my flipflop, stepped on a poptop
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home,
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render,
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

(chorus)

Yes, some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
And I know it's my own damn fault."

Minx 07-20-2003 09:44 AM

Great song NiceGuy!
GW I think you are right - if Plummie is having computer troubles (damn modern technology anyways) I guess I'll have to pick someone new.
Hmmm...let's get rat - he's moving a little slower than usual it looks like! :lol:

Plummie 07-20-2003 10:30 AM

*BURSTS OUT OF THE BUSHES AND JUMPS INTO THE POOL!*

I am heeeeere! :D

Tags G_Whiz at the bottom of the pool. You're It!!!!

*swims away frantically*

G_Whiz 07-20-2003 11:17 AM

Wahoo, Plummie's back.. Hope your computer probs are solved.

Now, I need to stalk my latest victim...

grumpyolddude seems to be moving slow enough. **G_Whiz slaps grumpyolddude on the top of the head **

You're IT 'dude.

grumpyolddude 07-20-2003 11:55 AM

Ow! **startled out of his light doze** Whutwuzzat? Grrrrr. I'll find who did that. The one with Grecian Formula on your hand!

I'm IT, eh? Watch out! I'm quicker than I look, especially in the water! MacGng seems distracted by that pretty green bottle. **slips underwater, swims up behind MacGnG and slaps him in the fuzzy warbles**

** levitates from the pool to a spot near the bar** I'll take a tall one, NiceGuy... whatever's on tap, thanks. BTW... MacG is IT!!!

G_Whiz 07-20-2003 12:11 PM

Nice. 3 quickly executed tags.

OK, barkeep, how about another Red Tail Ale. The fun is beginning.

Minx 07-20-2003 04:29 PM

Holy cow just when we thought all was lost.....*poof* Plummie turns up! Yeh!
Now it's just a matter of dodging and weaving Mac! :)
Sorry NiceGuy, you aren't it after all....but I'll take another drink if you're mixing up something good.

ForgottenKnight 07-20-2003 06:25 PM

NiceGuy serves tap beers for those wanting beer. He proceeds to pull out some chilled wine glasses. He mixes 1 oz. Dubonnet, 1 oz. Dry Vermouth, 1 oz. Sweet Vermouth, and 1 oz. Orange juice with ice in a shaker, and pours it into one of the glasses. He repeats this process several times until all of the chilled glasses are full. NiceGuy puts these on a cart and wheels it out to the hot tub. On the way he gives Minx a "Soul Kiss." When he reaches the hot tub, he passes out the "Soul Kiss" drinks and sits back to relax.

MacGnG 07-20-2003 07:12 PM

I B it. who should i tag?
i'm gonna tag bondage girl for getting me addicted to minigolf

bondagegirl 07-20-2003 07:45 PM

LOL fine I see how it is! I find ya cool game and you have to rub it in my face...just because it's a little addicting.
Well I'm glad to see plummie's back!


So where is everyone? In the pool still? Oh wait I just read... the hot tub! ooh does that sound, hurt my ankle pretty bad yesterday, it'll be nice to soak it! *slides into the hot tub with everyone* AAAAWWWW

ok ok ok ok back to tag... Well can I bring a friend? I'm going to have to tag BermuDa! Give him a little pinch and spank with it too!


Hey bartender can I get a screwdriver my friend and I here?
Btw, that was a Soul kiss drink you made? Never heard of it... do you know where the name came from? can I try one too? :D

ForgottenKnight 07-21-2003 12:17 PM

NiceGuy gives bondagegirl and her friend a couple of a Soul kiss drinks and tells her that using a google search he found http://www.mixed-drink.com for all his drink directions.

bender 07-21-2003 02:21 PM

Well I thought that I would just stick my noise in here and see how the game of tag is going and all I see is people hanging out in the pool and hot tub.
After giving it some thought I think that this is greatest game of tag ever.

MacGnG 07-21-2003 08:16 PM

yea this is best game of tag

Minx 07-21-2003 10:20 PM

Hmmmm....thanks for the drink NiceGuy, never had the pleasure of one of these before.
Hot tub looks full....I think I'll do lazy laps in the pool for a bit.

mirevolver 07-22-2003 12:07 AM

What are you talking about? There's plenty room in the hot tub.

*Pushes into the person next to me so a seat can open up.

bondagegirl 07-22-2003 02:20 AM

OK so I don't think BermuDa is wanting to play, so... hmm


while mirevolver is distracted by the beautiful minx, I'll have to tag him on the back of the head!!! HAHA you're it mirevolver!!
*scampers away while laughing maniacally*:crazy:

Hey minx I think you and I would make a good team! hehe

Minx 07-22-2003 05:39 AM

:D Of course we would bondagegirl!
Mind you, the poor guys would be distracted by our charms! ;)

MacGnG 07-22-2003 05:49 AM

Ah charms, ok thats what they are callin em these days..... :p

G_Whiz 07-22-2003 09:56 AM

Minx, I've been distracted by your charms for a while.

BTW, welcome bondagegirl. I don't think we've been properly introduced.

Now, what is happening with the food? Do we still have the assortment going? I could really use some BBQ ribs.

petergriffin24 07-22-2003 10:02 AM

tag

Minx 07-22-2003 11:57 AM

Okay okay sorry GW.....you want ribs - you got them! Just gotta drag myself out of the pool (try to dodge and weave mirevolver so he doesn't get me) and we'll throw some on the bbq just for you! :D

mirevolver 07-22-2003 12:40 PM

What?! Dammit, I hate it when I don't get my memos (PMs)

Hmmm, seems bad things always happen to me when I'm distracted by a beautiful woman.

Anyway, while G_Whiz is salivating over the ribs on the bbq, I sneak up and tag him. Then dive into the pool.

G_Whiz, you're it.

MacGnG 07-22-2003 07:09 PM

minx, i could go for some bbq :)
and something to drink from our great bartender.
thanx

G_Whiz 07-22-2003 08:49 PM

Caught with sticky fingers. But, ummmmm, those are good ribs.

*G_Whiz looks around to see who's not watching... He runs up and puts a saucy handprint in the middle of Minx's back*

TAG, you're IT, babe!!!

MacGnG 07-22-2003 11:42 PM

she made you ribs and you tag her, what kinda thanks is that? lol :p

G_Whiz 07-23-2003 07:14 AM

It's known as 5th grade love. If you ever watched a group of 5th grade boys and girls, the guys are always hitting the girls to show that they care. :lol:

Besides, I felt that Minx wasn't getting to play the game enough. Mostly she's had to referee or decide that the IT person isn't going to do their part. Now, I know that the game will keep moving. :crazy:

Really, Minxie, I wuv you. :icare: (But you are still IT)

rat 07-23-2003 09:05 AM

*grabs a rack of ribs to toss back with his brew, and keeps chillin off to the side for a while*

Damn these are good.

Minx 07-23-2003 09:17 AM

GW...are you gonna come wash my back for me now that you've gotten me all sticky? :D

I know.....I'll just jump into the pool to wash it off! Ah ha....I see mirevolver is the only other person in the pool...well well let's just see if I can sneakily swim up and nab him ;)

Mirevolver...you hunky creature...you are it!

mirevolver 07-23-2003 01:05 PM

First Bondagegirl and then Minx. What is it about me that makes beautiful women want to tag me?


While Rat is munching down on the ribs, I sneak up behind him and plant a tag on the back of his head. Then run into the bushes to hide.

Rat, You're it.

G_Whiz 07-23-2003 01:08 PM

Minx, I'll wash your back anytime you want.

For now, I need another beer. I wonder if the bartender has any Taddy Porter. I haven't had that in a while.

MacGnG 07-23-2003 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Besides, I felt that Minx wasn't getting to play the game enough. Mostly she's had to referee or decide that the IT person isn't going to do their part. Now, I know that the game will keep moving.
either that or she was in the hot tub and the pool too much. :)

Minx 07-23-2003 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
First Bondagegirl and then Minx. What is it about me that makes beautiful women want to tag me?
Maybe it's your dashing good looks and quick wit. :D
*sigh....well it seems as if bondagegirl and I are too much for him to handle!
I'll have to find someone else to tease....heh heh heh.....ohhhh Mac.....GW.....where are you?! :lol:

G_Whiz 07-23-2003 02:57 PM

Right here, Minx. I was about to retire into the shrubbery again. Care to join me???

Of course, if you have a better idea, I'm all ears.

Fly 07-23-2003 04:37 PM

Mac is too busy puffin' one right now....he'll be with us all shortly.

(atta boy Mac)


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