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Minx 07-08-2003 02:40 PM

All right!!!! Hey G_Whiz enough shots and you just may get that show after all!
:D Hey...where the hell is Lebell anyways...is he really it still? Ummm not that I care after a few more of these shots! Keep 'em coming NiceGuy.

mirevolver 07-08-2003 06:57 PM

NiceGuy, thanks for the vodka. That hit the spot.

*Now a slighly more uninhibited mirevolver sets out to play some tag. Just waiting for Lebell to show up.

MacGnG 07-08-2003 08:05 PM

suggestions on what to drink, anyone?

we will drink until tag starts again.

hawkeye 07-08-2003 08:44 PM

Does the barkeep have Pepsi? (being underage sucks.)

mirevolver 07-08-2003 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hawkeye
Does the barkeep have Pepsi? (being underage sucks.)
Yeah, he does.

I know the barkeep IRL. And even he's underage...at least for another month.

ForgottenKnight 07-08-2003 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
Yeah, he does.

I know the barkeep IRL. And even he's underage...at least for another month.

SSSHHH!!! You're blowing my cover!

I don't card. If you're underage, here's a shot, and a Pepsi for a chaser, if you want it. Anything else I can get you?

NiceGuy serves tequilla, gold, for Minx and G_Whiz. He then gives a shot of tequilla and a pepsi to hawkeye.

ForgottenKnight 07-08-2003 09:10 PM

NiceGuy mixes a batch of Pina Coladas while signing Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes:

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

G_Whiz 07-09-2003 06:59 AM

I love a good shot, but those Pina Coladas sound good too.

What do you say, Minx. Shall we mix drinks??

Minx 07-09-2003 07:11 AM

I'm in! Haven't had a good Pina Colada in eons.
So it looks like the tag game has turned into a poolside bbq party instead :)

uncle phil 07-09-2003 07:26 AM

/me wheels in the weber grill, still in good shape after the last tfp barbeque...

rat 07-09-2003 09:31 AM

/me comes bearing two fresh briskets, some ribeyes, tbones, ny strips and a few cuts of filet mignon, a bottle of patron, an empty bottle of remmy martin, drops it all

I'll trade ya this yere bottle of Patron for two good boilermakers made straight up--Crown Royal Reserve for the shooter, Guinness for the chaser.

mirevolver 07-09-2003 01:50 PM

I don't think Lebell is going to show.

I'm beginnning to think Minx should take over again. And while I'm waiting; Barkeep, scotch on the rocks please.

Minx 07-09-2003 02:06 PM

Mirevolver I think you are correct!
Hmmm....okay then who can I grope....opps - I mean tag.
Someone I haven't picked on yet.....hey - let's drag paddyjoe into this just for fun......quick - someone pour a drink for him for when he gets here! :)

Oh...and rat...those filet mignon look awfully tasty! num num

G_Whiz 07-09-2003 02:11 PM

rat!! No baby back ribs????? Mind if I throw some on the Barby??

I think another Peeny Kolady is needed.

Minx, yah want to prop me up by the bar?? Thanks

paddyjoe 07-09-2003 05:58 PM

Yeeeeeoooowwwww minx, I just get here and already you're groping me behind the hedges. Yeah you little minx you.

Well, all that made me thirsty. Barkeep, something tall and cool please. Maybe even `wobbly'.

Oh yeah, look who I ran into out in the driveway....Peetster....and, he is IT!!!!

Peetster 07-09-2003 06:10 PM

Ouch! You got me good! I think you nicked my fender with your moped, paddy!

Minimal damage, no worries. No need to report it to the insurance company. Looks like the police have already arrived. I'll just talk to the nice officer.... OH! It's you, bondagegirl!

Guess what! Now YOU are IT!

ForgottenKnight 07-09-2003 06:29 PM

/me mixes and passes out all the requested drinks, except for paddyjoe's.

Something tall, cool, and 'wobbly'...I've got just the thing!

NiceGuy pours 1 oz Cranberry Juice into a glass. He then blends 2 scoops of Rainbow Sherbet, 1 oz of Vodka, and 3/4 oz Peach Schnapps until smooth. He then pours the blended ingrediets over the cranberry juice to produce a swirl effect. To touch it off, he pours 1 oz of Champagne on top.
He hands the drink to paddyjoe and says, "One Champagne Rainbow. Enjoy!"

ForgottenKnight 07-09-2003 06:40 PM

Hey Mirevovler! I'm going to pull off a "Jedi Mind Trick" on you!

Niceguy mixes 1 oz Cinnamon Schnapps, 1 oz. Irish Cream, and 1 oz. Melon Liqueur with ice. He then pours it into an old fassioned glass with ice, and douses a splash of rum on top. He hands the drink to Mirevovler.

mirevolver 07-09-2003 06:43 PM

Your jedi mind trick didn't work, I'm not big on mixers.

ForgottenKnight 07-09-2003 07:06 PM

/me takes back the "Jedi Mind Trick" and drinks it...

These are not the droids we're looking for... Move along.

/me goes back to serving drinks.

MacGnG 07-09-2003 07:54 PM

im confused

i'll just drink more

Fly 07-09-2003 08:09 PM

allrighhhhtttt......we got groppin' goin' on....

now that's how i remember tag.

might i have a drink while i'm waiting to be gropped?

uuhh..i mean eerrrrr...tagged

ForgottenKnight 07-09-2003 08:44 PM

NiceGuy mixes 2 oz. Vodka, 2 oz. Amaretto, 2 oz. Kahlua, and 2 oz. Light Cream, and ice in a shaker. He then strains it into 4 shot glasses.

It's called an "Orgasm". Here's one for flyman, one for Minx, and two more for whoever else wants the pleasure.

mirevolver 07-09-2003 08:46 PM

I always knew people from Roswell, NM made good bartenders.

ForgottenKnight 07-09-2003 09:05 PM

I'm not from Roswell, NM....

I'd tell you where I do come from, but that would be violating my agreement with the SGC...

Upon second thought, you probably wouldn't know where it was anyways. I'm from P9Y-4C3.

paddyjoe 07-10-2003 03:56 AM

Oh man, NiceGuy, that was just the ticket. One more of those `Champagne Rainbows' and I'll be back behind the hedges....with or without Minx!

And BTW Peetster, what the hell is one more dent in that 1970 Chevy Vega going to matter? (just so you know, the police saw it and were laughing.)

Peetster 07-10-2003 07:48 AM

One more dent might knock off the remaining piece of duct tape that is holding this bag of crap together!

Barkeep! Gin, four fingers, neat. Thanks...

G_Whiz 07-10-2003 07:54 AM

Thanks, NiceGuy. I'll try an Orgasm anytime.

Now where did Minx and Angel go?? I need a little groping, er... snuggling.


Oh, where's bondagegirl?? Maybe she's tied up somewhere.

hawkeye 07-10-2003 12:14 PM

Hey, NiceGuy, can you fix me a sandhill hooker?

ForgottenKnight 07-10-2003 05:36 PM

Niceguy gives Paddy Joe another `Champagne Rainbow,' and Peetster a neat four fingers of gin.

Sandhill hooker...haven't heard of that one and can't find it in the drink book... does it have another name? If not, tell me what's in it and I'll mix it.

bondagegirl 07-10-2003 06:15 PM

Hi again guys, well I think I'm going to grope Flyman before he gets too inebriated waiting for someone to do so. So flyman.... How'd you like the grope? well hmm I guess that means you're it sweetcakes:D


I think I'm going to have to get more into this...

Fly 07-10-2003 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bondagegirl
Hi again guys, well I think I'm going to grope Flyman before he gets too inebriated waiting for someone to do so. So flyman.... How'd you like the grope? well hmm I guess that means you're it sweetcakes:D


I think I'm going to have to get more into this...


yes you are...

so i'm IT again eh...well...........i think we'll call on...hmmmmm i don't know ...how about Pyrate.

Pyrate my friend .....you...are....IT.:D

MacGnG 07-10-2003 07:56 PM

yay we started playin again

hawkeye 07-10-2003 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiceGuy

Sandhill hooker...haven't heard of that one and can't find it in the drink book... does it have another name? If not, tell me what's in it and I'll mix it.

Hmm. don't know if it has another name. It's just a shot of Black Velvet, and a shot of dill pickle juice as a chaser.

Minx 07-10-2003 11:57 PM

Okay whooooa cowboy! Woo hoo...oh oh ...I'm seriously worried about pulling a "Bones" move and typing roilet.... :lol:
Sorry....been Stampeding...(read - too much booze, fun, sun, downtown....omg just great times!) so you have to forgive the slurrrrs..... :D
Hey! What's all this talk about these Champagne dooey-thingeys...may I have one please? Pretty please?

MacGnG 07-11-2003 12:08 AM

minx is smashed! oh yea! :D

Peetster 07-11-2003 01:41 AM

Here ya go, Minx. A nice big cup of coffee when you finally get up. You want some cream and sugar with it?

uncle phil 07-11-2003 03:33 AM

...or grab on of those fried balogna, onion, and cheese sandwiches...

Minx 07-11-2003 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peetster
Here ya go, Minx. A nice big cup of coffee when you finally get up. You want some cream and sugar with it?
You are a GOD! Ohhhh holy hangover! :hmm:

Peetster 07-11-2003 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
You are a GOD! Ohhhh holy hangover! :hmm:
Plenty of fluids today, dear. Drink water till you think your sides are gonna split. Force it down. You will start to feel better soon.


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